HELP WHY DOES MY MOM’S HALLOWEEN MEATLOAF FROM 2013 LOOK LIKE CURLY FROM MOUTHWASHING #Mouthwashing #mouthwashingcurly

@ShayEXE_ hey buddy let’s put the phone down

@ShayEXE_ I’m only on strike 1? That’s crazy

@ShayEXE_ LMFAOO yeah that’s understandable, I’m sorry

they call me crazy, but all my ex’s want me 🥱

RT @pradamercury: How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

RT @citazworld: U got dissed at the Super Bowl by a tiny man in flared jeans

RT @speaklaur: neurodivergent? uh... i'm actually more neuro hunger games myself

You mean to tell me I’ve been terrorizing the public on this account for 9 years? Disgusting. Do you remember when you joined TWITTER? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

RT @megannn_lynne: “situationship” “not looking for anything serious” “figuring out my dating goals” We have like 6 months of society left.…

I need someone to get Hello Kitty Island Adventure on their switch so I can complete this multiplayer quest 🥲

RT @SevynTV: You pay the bills & Ill make the chicken alfredo. It could all be so simple

RT @erincuo18: WELCOME BACK BIBBLE

RT @waystarroyhoe: winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while

Beyoncé??? Over Chappell or Billie??? Be fucking for real

@ShayEXE_ exposing me like that

RT @districtshields: peeta: if it weren’t for the baby katniss:

RT @thegenesisbl0ck: Your girl doesn’t want a teddy or tacky lingerie for Valentines Day. She wants a Le Creuset bread oven.