I Can’t Believe I’m Not Butter
@ItsOneWildLife
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🏳️🌈 Politics/food/art/commentary/stuff. I prefer posts about what’s going on in your city or country rather than re-Tweets. G’head talk.
Tallahassee 🟧
Joined June 2017
Baked some (Mexico-grown) Acorn Squash in butter (from Ireland), with (Caribbean) brown sugar and a splash of sesame oil (made in Japan). I roasted it at 400 degrees for 1 hour and 20 minutes. It was delicious! But you know that’s not what this Tweet is about, right? 😘
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Okay, so I happen to know he’s TRYING to talk about how planes launch from an aircraft carrier but even knowing that tidbit of a hint, this guy sounds TOTALLY INSANE!
Trump: "Like on tractors that can handle anything from hurricanes to lightning to anything. They use magnets. It's a new theory -- magnets. They're gonna lift the planes up. And it doesn't work."
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5 year old: Do you know what sex is? Me (Hoping they’ll tell me what THEY think sex is): Noooo! 5: That’s okay.… Nobody does.
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They want to name a street near me after Donald Trump. I had two suggestions.
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Donald Trump tells Justice Dept. to stop enforcing Foreign Corrupt Practices Act! Now all his businesses can accept Russia & China bribes without fear of prosecution. Thank goodness that worry is off his shoulders! Next up?: Let’s change “Infrastructure Week” to “Bribery Week.”
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Another BRILLIANT Trump strategy! Get rid of the penny because it costs more than 3 cents to produce! Great idea, but won’t that increase the need for nickels, which cost 13 cents to make?
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Tesla’s year over year Earnings Per Share is down more than 70%. 😂🤣😂🤣 Net Profit Margin year over year is down 71.4%. 🤣😂🤣😂 Sell, Mortimer, sell!
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RT @ItsOneWildLife: When you stop doing cancer research, you can’t just start up again. The scientific chain is broken. You have to start…
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Donald Trump is the smartest, sanest, most competent man in the world!!! Stop laughing. Can’t you see, he’s a genius? I said, STOP LAUGHING!
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It’s not a “Hotline” if you call and nobody answers! @RepNancyMace is dangerously incompetent.
Nancy Mace said she set up a hotline to encourage victims to come forward. But @JulianneMcShane reports that nobody actually answers the line—and leading domestic and sexual violence advocates in Mace’s home state say they don’t want victims to call.
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When you stop doing cancer research, you can’t just start up again. The scientific chain is broken. You have to start over from scratch…. Years of effort on behalf of patients will be lost because of Donald Trump’s publicity stunt. People will die because of his incompetence.
When you cut cancer research, you stop doing cancer research When you cut meals on wheels, the wheels do not bring the meals That's what happens, it's not a mystery The Bush and Trump tax cuts are the main driver of our debt to GDP ratio, it is not caused by bunsen burners and petri dishes and malaria nets and school lunches The government itself is basically an insurance company with a military, and DOGE cannot solve for reality, which is that hard choices about taxes and spending require democracy, which isn't as flashy or fast or entertaining, and is easy to dismiss by foolish people who take for granted the stability and prosperity democracy makes possible God bless
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Read (or heard?) this somewhere: ….My friend was so drunk, the cop slammed ‘em chest down on the trunk and they looked over at me asking, “Did you get a new car?”
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Someone should explain co-equal branches of government to Elon Musk but I suspect he’s too high on Ketamine to understand.
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Trump trying to deport people from other countries now. What a putz.
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Because changing the names of things for Trump’s ego is a perfect use of limited government resources and not a waste of anyone’s time or money, at all! Do you hear me, men? Not a waste! Now get to work! You, too, Amelia!
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@twistedgoat8 Because they secretly want The Big Balls in their faces?? Goodness me! I’m old enough to remember when “The Tea Party” called themselves “Tea Baggers!” That lasted about two weeks—until someone explained to them exactly what a Tea Bagger was…. They haven’t gotten smarter.
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@KwikWarren As a very old white person, I was blown away by the Super Bowl halftime spectacle. Great show! Pretty easy to see why KENDRICK LAMAR WON A PULITZER PRIZE IN 2018! Now get off my lawn….
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Wrote glowing letter of recommendation for person who aspired to a State job 30 yrs ago—they weren’t exactly qualified. I thought they’d grow into it. Now that person’s retiring! Didn’t know until 5 years in that my name was the same as a prior director. They got hoodwinked.😇
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I don’t really know who this Kendrick Lamar kid is but he’s my new favorite black man. Yours turly, A 70 year old white suburbanite
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Hey Trump voters! Trump about to make your cans of beer and Diet Coke A LOT more expensive!
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