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This tempo literally gives me anxiety. Idk if I could do a whole show of this.
It’s like that feeling of being in a hurry to get somewhere but you get stuck behind someone walking super slow and you can’t get around them.
Don't tell us this town ain't got no heart! 🍭💀❤️
We'll see you again Thursday, Vegas.
#DeadForever
🎥: Chloe Weir
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Tyler Childers show tonight was surprisingly jammy. Teasing OutKast all night. These dudes put on a killer show
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@missionarymelo
@KendrickPerkins
Did you just claim Tmac has no accolades and try to say Dame does? Are you 12?
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My wife & I have spent the last 10+ years paying off student loan debt. We just stroked the final check 3 months ago. If Biden forgives everyone else’s? We’ll pour a glass a wine and cheers to the millions of young families who won’t have to endure what we did. Don’t be a prick.
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Idk what Mike meant with that quote. What I do know is it’s gotta be frustrating for the band to try to implement policies to give new fans a chance to experience the rail and the same 30/40 entitled people find their way up there every show cuz “the band needs their energy”
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My wife is gonna kill me. I drunk requested 16 dates of
#Phish
summer tour. And got every single one....... 😳
Um. CashOrTrade?
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@briantylercohen
They suppressed a story to help win an election. It’s not that difficult to grasp. Argue the semantics of it but this much is clear
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Furious. Absolutely despicable. Shameful. Are there more?
BREAKING: People are furious over this AI image of Rep. AOC and Rep. Lauren Boebert going viral 😳
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@TheoAshNFL
That qb class has been a rollercoaster. TLaw & Fields were busts, now they’re good. Mac looked like a franchise QB, now he sucks. Mills was a maybe, now he’s toast. Lance? Who tf knows
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Mentioned Phish to a co-worker just now and he told me he heard some guy brought a ziploc bag of spaghetti to a phish show last weekend. Amazing, the circle is complete.
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My boss just threw a team call on our calendars for 10 AM tomorrow morning. She put in the description -“we’re gonna get Tradd his phish tickets.”
😭 I don’t deserve her
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D&C has a chance to build on what phish did at the sphere... hoping they don't just trot out 3.5 hours of tie dye fractals, cartoon skeletons, and dancing bears.
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Just got offered a promotion at work that will make me a VP at one of the largest tech companies in the country! I have no degree, couldn’t afford college, and was working at PF Chang’s 8 years ago. You think you’re “unqualified?” I say fuck that. Go get it!
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Ladies and gentlemen? Rory McIlroy
An absolute head case. Get this man a therapist ASAP.
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Michael Buble will be the only Christmas music this house plays from here on
Michael Buble answering a question about his fantasy hockey team that turns into how he took too many mushrooms isn’t the press conference we wanted, it’s the press conference we needed.
#NHLAllStar
@MichaelBuble
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Replace pre cal & calculus on high school curriculums with excel training. Never met a single person in my professional career that uses calculus. Every single one uses excel.
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@danteb132
@BernieSanders
Sentencing anyone to death is cruel. We are one of the only countries left in the world that executes their citizens. It’s barbaric
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@TheConnor_Hayes
@nytimes
It’s exhausting. It’s like Dems can’t acknowledge the POS Cuomo is because that somehow forgives the GOP for all their wrongdoing? Blind loyalty to party is America’s biggest problem.
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Interviewing for a promotion at work and the hiring manager asked if we could chat at 4:30 Friday. I said no I’m going to a concert Friday night. He said “what concert?” I mumbled “phish…” His response? “Gtfoh… I’m hitting star lake and 3 nights at MSG.” We are EVERYWHERE
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It literally is a nostalgia act. Anything post 95 is just that. Nothing wrong with nostalgia
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So umm... guy at the pool with his wife and kids goes to the bathroom and forgets to disconnect from his Bluetooth speaker. Proceeded to pull up the hub, at the pool, in a public bathroom. So that was fun for all of us to explain to our kids
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The biggest baby back bitch ever. He also used to have patrons kicked out for calling him Brooksy. Please save us Scotty
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The Cheap Trick fiasco is exactly why people say phish fans are the worst.
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What’s one song phish has never covered that you’d love to see them do?
For me it’s cripple creek.
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People who go to like every show… I have questions… how???? Where do you get the money? How do you get that much time off work? I feel like I’m bending over backwards just to make 5-6 shows a year.
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@CarmineSabia
@realDonaldTrump
The president is forcing a xenophobic narrative that China is to blame here. That is not only reckless but pathetic.
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#Phish
Twitter: “GROSS! Do you have any idea what’s in that McRib?? You’re ruining your body.”
Also Phish Twitter: “Let me wash down this mystery pill I bought on lot with 2 hits of L and some nitrous.”
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It’s my bday tmrw. I don’t think I’ll ever get another chance to see phish at MSG on my birthday. I feel like I should say fuck it and get on a plane to NY asap.
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I honestly didn’t know “Holly Bowling sucks” is a take people had. This site surprises me every day. I think she’s bad ass af
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@berman1125
Legit have heard people refer to themselves as “fishman’s muse” or “trey locked into my energy for that jam.”
Main character syndrome is a lethal drug on the rail
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@sponhourm
My 3 year old daughter said she thinks Boston fans are so angry because their only claim to fame is throwing a tempter tantrum and dumping tea off a boat so they live in a perpetual state of angst to try and rekindle their glory.
Kids man… wild
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@PizzabagelJosh
@3YearLetterman
Sounds like a guy who’s never even sniffed an SEC championship
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@justme_rod
As long as it’s far enough away to not hurt anyone but close enough to where I can use a mental health day over it.
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I still can’t believe we got TSA to drop a “bag it tag it” reference. Don’t ever say phish Twitter hasn’t accomplished anything.
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Busted my ass for the last 15 years to wake up to a view like this 🔥
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Can somebody mansplain gizzard to me? I feel like I got a pretty eclectic music taste but I just don’t get it.
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Tucker Carlson sat in his studio, looked at the camera, and told his millions of viewers that Putin isn’t the enemy, Biden is.
How the flying fuck are we just glossing over this?
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I’ve spent 6 years mastering the perfect Philly cheese.
- Shaved Ribeye from the butcher cooked in cast iron to M/MW
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@TheCooperCheese
sharp white cheddar
- Onions
- On a pub sub roll lightly toasted
This thing would win awards
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Baffling to me that people willingly pay $150 to see phish in the same venue they’ve seen 50+ times but scoffing at $190 at the Sphere
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@TennesseeCorey
I’d imagine like 1 out of every 4 Braves fans has a framed picture of Sid’s slide. That will forever be the most iconic moment.
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Sending our kids to school to be gunned down by rifles that fire 45 rounds per minute? Ok. But we draw the LINE at you teaching our kids about the lingering effects that slavery still has on Black Americans.
This place is so fucked.
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You know who drops $400 on vinyl for a show that’s been on Relisten for years?
Custies. There I said it
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Turning on phish while otw to a phish show is a big no-no
Do you listen to the band you are going to see when you are traveling to the show? Dead I always did, hours upon hours on the road. Other bands not so much
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This is why you always reveal the hidden replies. The ratio of the month may just be hidden behind that door
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@stoolpresidente
Oh no. A less than 1% drop. That’s it! The country is going up in flames! We’re all doomed!
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@Esqueer_
@SethDillon
I am genuinely curious though if it’s considered transphobia for straight men to prefer cis women?
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So ummm work just called and gave me a raise!
Let me just boast. I’m a college dropout and spent the bulk of my 20s on drugs. Friends and family pulled me out. I took an entry level job at a software company and busted my ass. Now I’m the sole provider for a family of 4.
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Chalk dust jams are an acquired taste. Meaning if you don’t like them acquire some god damn taste.
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Sweet baby ray’s is just dominating the sauce game right now.
Best bbq
Best hot sauce
Best wing sauce (by a mile)
Best honey mustard
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Mom was 6 days away from her 2nd dose of the Pfizer vaccine and she got COVID. She has an autoimmune disease so please send good vibes our way. We can’t go through this again.
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Y’all. We’re seeing phish this summer. All of us. All that sexual tension in phish Twitter can turn into super awkward lot encounters now.
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@m1eew
@LeBronFactory
Dude. Lebron took Paul, KG, and Ray to 7 games with Anderson Verajao, Mo Williams, and the Jewish dude from the local gym on his squad. Gtfoh with that
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Goose fans - “When will you dipshits realize Goose is elite? I’m sorry if your shit taste in music can’t appreciate it.”
Goose starts charging “elite” prices
Goose fans - “Who the fuck do they think they are???”
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@realOBF
@DecisionDeskHQ
That would be me! A lifelong GA resident sick and tired of this shit
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That time of year where everyone’s clamoring to see phish in the greatest venue ever but only if it’s 100s or floors.
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@alex_kirshner
I have literally seen “baseball fans” pushing to just “infect them all” so we can get on with the season. Disgusting and despicable excuse for humans
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Call me crazy, but if I were to critique my favorite band to the tune of griping about 90% of the live music they put out? I’d prob find a new favorite band and stop talking about them.
Nothing was wrong with last nights show because in the end, it’s still
#phish
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9:20 tip off on a Monday for a national championship game is fucking stupid
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@vanreuter
@froodude
@Politics_Polls
This was the mindset in 2016. Don’t fall for it. His base is like a raunchy lingering fart - silent but DEADLY
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Is Goose entering their own 2.0 phase? One can only hope it’s riddled with face drugs and dark vibes
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Holy shit. A 47 minute soul planet???? They are the kings of trolling. Longest jam in 20 years happens on the worst song in 20 years.
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Daniel Donato is the real deal yall. So refreshing to see someone bring a new and unique sound to the jam scene.
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Microdosing mush before coaching softball is the only way I can deal with these psychotic parents
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@lavern_spicer
Dude was arrested on sex trafficking charges. Prob wise to sit this one out Lavern
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do you stalk set lists for shows leading up to the ones you’re attending to make sure they don’t play what you’ve been chasing or are you normal?
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I love that phish is so committed to being unpredictable they refused to play round room
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Costco 4 pack frozen pepperoni pizza is legit the best frozen pizza you’ve ever had
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@fartknuckl
@napmasters
@HCTrudo
@DevinCow
@JohnKasich
@JoeBiden
I too am progressive. But this is not the election to make a statement or vote 3rd party. I don’t care how stubborn Biden appears with progressive policies, this country cannot survive 4 more year of Trump. I will not allow my vote to play part in putting Trump back in office.
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I would like for everyone’s negative energy to be directed toward people who don’t return their grocery carts and leave them in a curb. That’s the real enemy.
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