Mfs be getting so mad at DJ Dabs and he literally be cooling lmao. Bro could tweet “damn I need to eat I’m hungry” and they gon be in his mentions talmbout “yea bet being a DRUG ADDICT makes you hungry don’t it JUNKIE?” Like chill out bro lmao.
This shit so funny because I’m picturing the new bitch having on a formal dress and some heels and still getting hit wit the “nice jammies I love them” lmao.
I love you gramps. You were like a father to me. I’m sorry it had to be so sudden but I know you aren’t hurting anymore. You were my only role model. Rest Easy.
Smh work be trying me and I have to remind them sometimes that I’ll quit my job and get everybody in the office addicted to cocaine and oxy and shut the whole business down.
Ay bro you’re weird as fuck if you’re mad about what makes somebody else happy/feel free lmao. Get you some money and stop tryna make everybody as miserable as you smh.
Basically, if you’re a man who wears a mask, you’re broadcasting the fact that you have been fucked in the ass by your girlfriend. And that is not something to be proud of.
This whole time I thought to myself “damn MGK sure seems lame but he must be kinda cool to have pulled Megan Fox”. Turns out she’s just LAME AS FUCK and we didn’t know smh.
#MeganFox
: ‘I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, “You smell like weed.” He looked down at me and he was like, “I am weed.” Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb.’
#GQStyle
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Used to have a banana spider named Regina that stayed outside my front door. First time I saw her she had caught a wasp, and I was like “damn she’s doing her part around here, she can stay”. RIP Reggie.
My dreams were wild bro, I had big beef with these dudes with no faces for some reason. Them boys were shooting ARs and shit and all I had was that John Wilkes Booth revolver on me. Idk what it means but it was hectic.