@AMAZlNGNATURE Needed to get in and use the bathroom.

@RandyEischer @GDebatta Captioning is often inaccurate, especially with AI. When I read it, I heard censoring. But when I closed my eyes and listened it sounded very much like centering. Either way she means the same thing. They want to control the narrative because we're too stupid to have one.

@21_North_ @aaronjmate You go against Israel and your political career ends before you finish your sentence. Every politician in Washington knows this. Yeah, let's see what happens.

@Theholisticpsyc The humiliation of aging is something no one prepares you for.

Forget Mars, @elonmusk . There's a beautiful planet right here just waiting for you to clean it up.

@KyleKulinski Trump really knows how to charm little brats, huh?

@AdameMedia Sure they're going to release it. Minus all the really important names.

@DrLoupis__ Somehow, I just feel certain she's going to uncover "crucial evidence" exonerating Mossad.

@alidomrongchai There goes half your mortgage payment.

@AdameMedia What are the helicopters supposed to spot? It's not like there are organized bands of anti-semites out on raids in Sydney.

@hartgoat This feels like a set up. Wife is already filing for divorce. Why is she filming him when his gummies arrive? So she can use it against him in court. He gets angry and tries to take the phone out of her hand. Bam! The cops are there! Divorce is ugly.

@jacksonhinklle He's securing Blackrock's investment in Ukraine's resources. What happened to "I will end the Ukraine War within forty eight hours." Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

@musicalvagabond Tommy and Exile

@briebriejoy So what Hakeem is basically saying is that while we're sodomizing you we have to make sure to whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

@CriminalTube Damn, now I'm never going to know what a motor vehicle is!!! I'm confused.

@elonmusk This is where the greatest waste is. The military. Trillions. Start here and leave the poor people alone. I really don't want to take away a single mother's food stamps just because she bent the rules in order to survive.

@SirCCodpiece @RockNRoLL_85 I've heard him a million times. He's a great songwriter. His guitar playing is terrible.

@CaleGallagher Innervisions

@rachkmc I woke up too early this morning and laid in bed for three hours trying to decide if I should make tea or coffee. Big news is I went for coffee. Now I'm regretting it. Should have started with tea. Spread the word.