3 years ago I messaged my gym crush telling her I wanted to take her out for 'coffee'. Last night I asked her to marry me… She said no both times and has now blocked me... So here’s a photo of a random couple I found on Google.

@RupertLowe10 It really shouldn’t be cutting edge

Ricky Gervais as Prime Minister Ok who is with me on this Britain needs someone who can’t be bribed or bought by Globalist Agenda, will speak out and make drastic changes to policy and corruption I have no faith in any of the current political offerings What’s your thoughts?

@Lord_Talbot64 @rickygervais I’m genuinely serious. The country needs someone to smash down corruption and push back on global agendas. I don’t trust any of the current offerings to do that.

@benonwine Can’t park that there mate

@benonwine Fucking yes!

I used to sit there thinking this is bullsh!t.

X is the voice of Now, do you agree?

Now who is sounding “Far Right”. Careful Keir you will be sounding like normal British people soon.

@JPhoto100 In between hours of adverts 🤣

@AvonandsomerRob Isn’t it a very sad indictment that no one is surprised

@Lord_Talbot64 I feel this has had less thought than that time I boned my mates mum. Maybe think it though a little more, unpaid council tax does not go away and they can do an attachment to your earnings so it comes out directly from your employer. Now a general strike that’s different.

@elonmusk I can’t even begin to image the security detail you have! It must be larger and more sophisticated than many countries have as their entire defence!

This absolute Gold, hey @Keir_Starmer you absolute Cockwomble. Will you be blaming the “Far Right” (aka concerned BRITISH citizens), for this utter cluster fuck also?

Rumour has it that Elon has personally taken out £40Million worth of advert time at the Super Bowl. What do you think he will use it for?

@benonwine Anyone saying no needs to be sent to Ukraine