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As Emile Smith Rowe departs Arsenal, let's take a moment to celebrate his memorable contributions. Here are some of his goals & assists for the Gunners(academy inclusive)
Massive Thread (kindly RT 🙏)
Since goalkeepers are not appreciated enough, here’s a tribute to David Raya’s unforgettable moments at Arsenal last season as we gear up for the new season—because every great performance deserves recognition!
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🚨🔴 Breaking News: Scientists have discovered a mysterious phenomenon known as the "Old Trafford Black Hole" where football talent inexplicably vanishes! 🌌⚽️Let’s dive into the top players who got sucked into this vortex! 😂👇
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So these are Rodrygo's stats from the last 2 seasons and he's being compared to Saka! Rodrygo is just lucky to be playing for Real Madrid. Put Saka in this Madrid team, and watch him have 20+ G/A every season. Put Rodrygo in this Arsenal team, and watch him turn into Mudryk.
Looks like Liverpool’s 'You’ll Never Walk Alone' anthem is more of a warning than a promise these days! All these players just walked right past the exit of Rejected FC. Guess they’re not keen on joining the one-season wonder club! 😂
It’s safe to say Zinchenko might never play that inverted LB role again with the way Jurrien Timber is inverting, and with Calafiori also waiting for a chance..
Sign Mikel Merino and it's game over for the league! With him, Saliba, and Gabriel winning aerial duels and Timber sweeping up the ground, rivals might as well start practicing shadowboxing. They'll never see the ball again!
Chelsea's Transfer Policy: Buy High, Sell Low?Neto's already in, Felix is close, and Mudryk’s up for grabs! The Blues are making moves, but at what cost? 🤔Is this strategy smart business or just another case of too many cooks in the kitchen?
Could this be the biggest Ballon D'or robbery of all time?
Pavel Nedved, 2002/03:
🏟️ 47 Games
⚽ 14 Goals
🎯 3 Assists
Thierry Henry, 2002/03:
🏟️ 55 Games
⚽ 32 Goals
🎯 28 Assists
Unpopular opinion: If Arsene Wenger had been backed by the board like Arteta and never sold his stars, he would have dominated the league more than Sir Alex Ferguson.
The first frame looks like Arteta's starting 11 already, but where does these leave Timber or could we see Mikel Arteta shifting to playing 5 defenders with one inverting into midfield (Jurrien Timber)?
**Thread: Arsenal's Iconic Matches Against Aston Villa 🧵🔴⚽️**
As Arsenal prepares to face Aston Villa, let’s dive into some of the most memorable and iconic encounters from over the years! 📜👇
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Manchester United fans were hoping we’d lose after their own defeat, but we ended up winning. Guess they’ll have to find another way to cope with their own team’s struggles.
🚨| The PGMOL has said that the offence of holding (ie blocking or obstructing) will be penalised more stringently in set pieces, when an attacker is trying to stop the movement of an opponent, in the Premier League this season
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Banter aside, for Nicolas Jackson to put up these numbers with this Chelsea squad genuinely shows his quality under the right management. Maybe it's Chelsea that's the problem and not the players,take Kai Havertz for example.
That moment when Mikel Arteta held his head after Ben White's second goal against Chelsea... Even he couldn't believe how finished Chelsea was. And spoiler alert: they still are! 😅
Is the Transfer Market Losing Its Magic?
With Fabrizio Romano breaking every transfer scoop, has the thrill of surprise signings vanished? Remember how Özil’s move to Arsenal stunned everyone on deadline day? Are we missing that excitement?
If Eddie Nketiah departs, will that clear the path for both Mikel Merino and a new attacker, or will it just be another case of offloading deadwood at Arsenal?
Remember when Sánchez was the best in the world? Add Jackson, Palmer, Caicedo, Enzo, and Lavia to the mix, and Chelsea’s still struggling to find their way out of mediocrity! 😅
Arsenal had the perfect setup for Mudryk, but Chelsea couldn’t resist their favorite hobby—hijacking deals without a plan. Now they’re stuck with a flop. What does these teach you??