Wait a minute! How is anyone supposed to talk about us when they don't know our names? HELLO PEOPLE OF TWITTER! MY NAME IS JOHN AND HERE ARE MY FRIENDS! 😆😆😆😆🧡💚🩷💜🩵❤️ nice to meet you! 😁💙🦑

@murphskers GGs! 💙🦑💙🦑

RT @murphskers: Post splatfest blues happened so Murphy turfed with @InklingBoyInked, @ItsKirboPepe @Gay_Cephalopod. Internet is stinky at…

@Spen_blue best oomfs 💙💙💙💙💙💙🦑😊

RT @Spen_blue: Thanks Joooohn!!! My best oomfs🩵🩵💙

@Gay_Cephalopod same to you too, Tricia ❤️🐙😁

RT @Gay_Cephalopod: I had lots of fun!! It's always a treat when you drop in John! ✨🤜💥🤛✨

oomfs in question: @Gay_Cephalopod ❤️ @Spen_blue 💙

@FigFlavoured I'll get you yet grrrrr

@Far_awaye hi new oomf 🦑💙

RT @Far_awaye: my mom at my wedding: why is john splatoon here me: DAS OOMF😭

@john_is_uh_dude we could just play Tableturf 😭 I suck at it 😭😭😭😅 no need for violence! 😅😅

@SoloVivoPaz hm... maybe 😑🦑

@RogerDatSoldier thx oomf 💙🦑

RT @splanything: Oh no! A trolley is heading towards Splashley! Do you pull the lever, killing Yari, Fred Crumbs, and Acht instead? https:/…

RT @Lotxolt: the Inkling girl in every trailer for some reason

@ech0_onsl4ught apparently not 😅

@BlushBombDiva roller vs. roller 😅