with circles ending it’s gonna be a big week for guys being like “who wants my alt” and someone they’ve never seen or interacted with replying “omg me!!!”
just had an hour long phone call with oomf walking around the house and talking about sex and orgies and whatnot and realized my parents heard everything 😵💫🤭
dating history:
- closeted swimmer who put me in a love triangle with a diff guy who ended up cheating on him…
- another swimmer but this one cheated on me
- vegas boy I met in nyc and j*rked off on the steps of The Met
- social media manager
- Parsons student I painted😄