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Hua Cheng: I have heterophobia in my eyes
Xie Lian: San Lang, don't you mean heterochromia?
Hua Cheng: no
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Xie Lian: just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?
Hua Cheng, down on one knee, ring still out: Gege, please-
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Xie Lian: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Mu Qing: [turns to Feng Xin] how tall are you?
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Xie Lian: [chewing]
Hua Cheng: Gege, what are you eating?
Xie Lian: [chews faster]
Hua Cheng: GEGE
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Pei Ming: you're cool with your husband just ogling other guys?
Hua Cheng: hm? Oh, no that's—
Xie Lian: did you guys SEE that guy's SWORD?!
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Hua Cheng: are you mad?
Xie Lian: I'm not
Hua Cheng: so sharpening swords at 2am is just a hobby?
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Hua Cheng: you always use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Xie Lian: thank you
Hua Cheng: I didn't say that was a good thing
Xie Lian: what I'm hearing is you think I'm funny
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Xie Lian: what's it like being married to Mu Qing?
Feng Xin: we said "I do" and haven't agreed on anything since then
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Xie Lian: I think I can take the Crimson Rain Sought Flower
Heavenly Officials: haha in a fight, right?
Xie Lian:
Heavenly Officials: ... in a fight, right?
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Xie Lian: San Lang, my dearest husband, what is this?
Hua Cheng, standing over a pentagram: Gege told me to satanize the floors?
Xie Lian: sanitize! I wrote sanitize!
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Feng Xin: wait! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures
Xie Lian: what?
Mu Qing: he's having an idea
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Hua Cheng : Gege, look. I have a surprise for you
Xie Lian: really, San lang? What is it?
Hua Cheng: watch
[Hua cheng disperses into thousands of silver butterflies]
Xie Lian: SAN LANG-
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Xie Lian: sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way here
Hua Cheng: oh, is Gege's carriage okay?
Xie Lian: carriage?
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Mu Qing: my husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other
Mu Qing: so, we've been awake since friday
Feng Xin: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-
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Hua Cheng: Gege, who hurt you?
Xie Lian: do you want a list? Just joking, San Lang, I'm fine
Hua Cheng, holding E-Ming: yes, I do
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Jun Wu: of course I care about all my heaven officials equally!
Ling Wen: we were attacked while you were away
Jun Wu: oh my god! Is Xian Le alright?
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Xie Lian: if I died, how much would you miss me?
Hua Cheng: it's cute that you think death can separate us
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Pei Ming: have you seen Hua Chengzu's... other sword?
Xie Lian: which one? He has a lovely weapon room!
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Hua Cheng, talking to Jun Wu: with all due respect, which is none-
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He Xuan: your turn now, tell us a secret
Hua Cheng: I may have a crush on Gege...
Yin Yu: Chengzhu, he said a secret
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Xie Lian: my hands are so cold
Hua Cheng: [holds his hands] better, Gege?
Xie Lian: ... my lips are cold, too
Feng Xin: oh no NOT IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING SALAD
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Xie Lian: so, what's it like dating Mu Qing?
Feng Xin: I asked him for a water once while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said, "Wait."
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Yushi Huang: I love girls
Hua Cheng: as a feminist or as a lesbian?
Yushi Huang: yes
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Yin Yu: Chengzhu!-
Hua Cheng, whispering: shh, dianxia is sleeping
Yin Yu, whispering: oh sorry
Hua Cheng: what happened?
Yin Yu: Paradise Manor is on fire again
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Hua Cheng: I think it's attractive when Gege
Yin Yu:
Yin Yu: when his highness...?
Hua Cheng: yes
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Yin Yu: why is Chengzhu crying on the floor?
He Xuan: he's drunk, and saw a picture of Dianxia's husband
Yin Yu: ... but he's Dianxia's husband?
He Xuan: I fucking know
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Xie Lian: third base is when they see you having an anxiety attack
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Xie Lian: on a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 9 because you're the one I need
Hua Cheng: you're a ten
Xie Lian: no, it's a pick-up lin-
Hua Cheng: Gege's a ten, end of discussion
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Xie Lian: I have a husband now!
Mei Nianqing: a husband?
Xie Lian: ☺️✌️
Mei Nianqing: TWO HUSBANDS?
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Pei Ming: hey-
Xie Lian: I have a husband
Pei Ming: you deserve two husbands
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Xie Lian: aww, Ban Yue drew an adorable… giraffe?
Ban Yue: I didn't draw it
Hua Cheng, clenching his fists: it's an alpaca
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Xie Lian: I have a plan!
Hua Cheng: it can't involve self-sacrifice
Xie Lian: I no longer have a plan
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Xie Lian: okay, it's Feng Xin’s turn to choose a game
Feng Xin: we're going to sit in a circle and be nice to each other
Mu Qing: what, that's a stupid game
Feng Xin: Mu Qing is already losing
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Xie Lian: [removes Hua Cheng from his lap to go do something else]
Hua Cheng: Gege is... evil? Gege is unyielding? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the human realm as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household
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Mu Qing: shut up
Hua Cheng: ... I didn't say anything?
Mu Qing: I can feel the judgement
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Hua Cheng: Black Water? I thought you were gone for good this time?
He Xuan: I got hungry
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[loud crash]
Hua Cheng: Gege? what was that?
Xie Lian, from the bathroom: … my robes fell
Hua Cheng: … but it sounded way louder than some robes?
Xie Lian: I was still in them
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Xie Lian: I can't believe you and Mu Qing broke the bed last night!
Feng Xin: haha, yeah...
[last night]
Feng Xin: bet you can't jump high enough to reach the ceiling
Mu Qing: try me
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Shi Qingxuan: Mu Qing, fuck marry kill with gods, go
Mu Qing: Feng Xin
Shi Qingxuan: uh... which one?
Mu Qing: … what do you mean which one?
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Pei Ming: your armor looks great! Do you know where it'd look even better? On Feng Xin's floor
Feng Xin: did you just hit on Mu Qing for me?
Pei Ming: someone had to
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Xie Lian: San Lang, may I ask you something? One ten to... another?
Hua Cheng: I'm actually a two, but continue
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Heavenly Officials: we thought you were dead!
Xie Lian: I get that a lot
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Pei Ming: I don't think I can manipulate, mansplain or manwhore my way out of it this time
Pei Ming, unsheathing his sword: manslaughter it is
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Hua Cheng: attacking people, biting and killing them has many health benefits
Hua Cheng: not for them, obviously, but my skin has never looked better
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Pei Ming: send dudes
Shi Wudu: you mean nudes?
Pei Ming: I'm in a fight. I need more men
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Shi Qingxuan: your highness, you're so brave! you didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger!
Xie Lian: no need, no need! that's because I have no regard whatsoever for my personal safety
Hua Cheng: I have never been more stressed in my entire life
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Xie Lian: San Lang, can I ask you a favour?
Hua Cheng: Your Highness I would literally die for you, please continue
Xie Lian: we have to talk about you starting sentences that way
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Shi Wudu: how are you feeling?
Ling Wen: fine, except for this headache that comes and goes
Pei Ming: [enters the room]
Ling Wen: there it is again
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Hua Cheng: yeah, Gege is cooking right now
Xie Lian, reading a recipe: “beat the eggs”
Xie Lian: in what? hand-to-hand combat? that sounds kinda mean
Feng Xin: GET HIM OUT OF THERE
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Mu Qing: hua cheng no
Hua Cheng: hua cheng yes
Feng Xin: hua cheng no
Hua Cheng: hua cheng yes
Xie Lian: san lang no
Hua Cheng: san lang no
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Hua Cheng: yeeted
Qi Rong: yote!
Hua Cheng: yeeted!
Qi Rong: YOTE!!
He Xuan: please. Just tell me who threw Bai Wuxiang across the bridge
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Hua Cheng: pick a card, any card
He Xuan: ok
Hua Cheng:
Hua Cheng: ‘any card’ does not include my credit card put that back—
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Feng Xin: here's a fun christmas idea, we hang the mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to fight whoever is underneath
Mu Qing: Feng Xin no
Xie Lian: mistlefoe
Mu Qing: stop encouraging him!
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Hua Cheng: oh my Gege you've lost a lot of bIood, what's your type?
Xie Lian, weakly: tall, broad, dresses in red, black hair, very handsome, sometimes responds to San Lang—
Hua Cheng: your bIood type
Xie Lian: oh
Xie Lian: red?
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Hua Cheng: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit dramatic
Xie Lian: suppose?
Yin Yu: tendency?
He Xuan: a bit?
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Xie Lian: I can't believe we're stuck in this little coffin together
Hua Cheng, who made the coffin: truly unfortunate
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Qi Rong: isn’t it annoying when you stab someone and they don't die with the first stab?
Xie Lian:
Xie Lian: who did you stab
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Xie Lian: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism
Mu Qing: and you came to me?
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Hua Cheng, recruiting allies: so, what’s your greatest strength?
He Xuan: shapeshifting
Hua Cheng: is that so?
Hua Cheng: yes
Hua Cheng: holy shit
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Xie Lian: actually, self care is chugging a lava lamp
Hua Cheng: Gege, no-
Xie Lian: ᵍˡᵘᵍ
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Hua Cheng: I like your hanfu
Xie Lian: thanks, it was 50% off
Hua Cheng: I’d like it to be 100% off
Xie Lian: the store can’t just sell free stuff
Hua Cheng: no that’s not wh-
Xie Lian: San Lang, that’s a terrible way to run a business
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Ban Yue: are you ready to commit?
Pei Su: as in a crime or a relationship?
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“the Venerable of Empty Words is a terrible ghost that would haunt one person, shouting out curses until its host becomes insane and it’s driven to suicide”
Xie Lian:
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Xie Lian: you’re so cute when you're nice~
Hua Cheng, smirking: ohh? and what am I when I'm not nice?
Xie Lian:
Xie Lian: really hot
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Xie Lian: sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird
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Xie Lian: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under
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Hua Cheng: Gege, I put a little note in your pouch to tell you that I love you
Xie Lian: San Lang, this is a ten page essay
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Xie Lian: I wish you could block people in real life
Shi Qingxuan: restraining order?
Hua Cheng: murder
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Hua Cheng: what? People actually tell their crushes they like them?
He Xuan: what the hell do you do?
Hua Cheng: I die? what kinda question...
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Xie Lian: San Lang, you have to be nicer
Hua Cheng: but Gege, I am
Xie Lian: you threatened to stab them with E-Ming
Hua Cheng: but I didn't
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Xie Lian: you lied?
Hua Cheng: I may have
Xie Lian: you may have or you did?
Hua Cheng:
Hua Cheng: I may have did
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Mu Qing: you're even cute when you're angry
Feng Xin: WELL I'M ABOUT TO GET REALLY ADORABLE
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Hua Cheng: this cookie is too sweet, and it’s not even fully baked. If I had to rate this, I would give it three points—
Xie Lian: I made it myself
Hua Cheng: out of three points
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Feng Xin: I sleep with my bow under my pillow
Mu Qing: weak, I sleep with a sword
Xie Lian: you're both pathetic
Mu Qing: oh? What do you sleep with?
Xie Lian: San Lang
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Shi Qingxuan: I’m CRYING, you made me CRY
He Xuan: baby
Shi Qingxuan: now is not the time for pet names
He Xuan: no, I’m insulting you
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He Xuan: so what happens when you die?
Hua Cheng: well, it depends on what you believe—
He Xuan: no, like, do I get your stuff?
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Jun Wu: we all have our demons
Xie Lian, grabbing Hua Cheng: this one is mine
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Kidnappers: we have your kid
Yin Yu: huh?
Kidnappers: he's been picking up fights for an hour
Yin Yu: oh, my shidi.. you can keep him
Kidnappers: no please
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Hua Cheng: we should play I spy
Xie Lian: oh yeah!! You go first tho
Hua Cheng: ok umm.. I spy with my little eye, something white
Xie Lian: my robes
Hua Cheng: [looking at Bai Wuxiang from across the cave] keep guessing
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Hua Cheng: I waited for 800 years, beat up 33 heavenly officials, even died multiple times for him
Hua Cheng: and he still goes
Xie Lian: do you still love me?
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Ban Yue: General Hua, what are you doing?
Xie Lian, dressed as santa with a sack on his back, making a big gift pile: who is General Hua
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Qi Rong: if a stranger comes up to you and says "I'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up" what do you say?
Gu Zi: I will say "you are lying, my dad has no friends"
Qi Rong:
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Xie Lian: the first time I met Qi Ying, he gave me gold bars. It wasn't necessary and no one asked for them, but he still did!
Quan Yizhen: I thought he was homeless
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Pei Ming: I've decided I'm planning a wedding
Shi Qingxuan: whose?
Pei Ming: Dianxia and Crimson Rain's
Shi Qingxuan: they're engaged?!
Pei Ming: they will be.
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Xie Lian: so, how was the honeymoon?
Feng Xin: A-Qing got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
Feng Xin: he said 'good luck trying to return me without the receipt'
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Feng Xin: there are three ways to do things — the right way, the wrong way, and the Dianxia way
Mu Qing: isn’t that the wrong way?
Feng Xin: yes, but faster
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Hua Cheng: it's pretty cold outside... wanna hold hands? we should stay close
Xie Lian: [blushing] okay
Mu Qing: it's summer
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Xuan Ji: I bet he's thinking about other girls
Pei Ming: [thinking about other girls]
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He Xuan: I lied, I don't actually like sex. Put your clothes back on
Shi Qingxuan, visibly confused: huh??
He Xuan, grabbing a book: I'm going to explain all marine organisms to you
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Hua Cheng: [lets Xie Lian beat him at arm wrestling] aw, darn it! you won!
Mu Qing, slamming Feng Xin's hand down at full force: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!
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