Rob Killjoy
@ImRobKilljoy
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Ghostbusters. Pumpkin pie. Wrestling. #UglyDucklings I make up for my lack of pleasing aesthetics in personality. I'm technologically stupid so go follow me.
Shelby, NC
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A cool little highlight reel of El Pato Feo vs
@GringoLocoOG
at
@FSPWrestling
! Great job by
@SuperJawPro
!
#Workhorsemen
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
#DoTheDrivesAndDives
#KeepGoingAndGrowing
#OverByOsmosis
#WeTheVetsNow
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"Tonight we will do a 10 bell salute for this fallen wrestler." After said salute they proceeded to scatter his ashes all over the ring before the show. So we wrestled on little bits of gravel that used to be a dude. Will always tell this.
@themccloud86
@evilgonzo
@Shea2McGrady
What's the most absurd thing someone's said to you in a wrestling locker room?
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Ya know, not raping people, fucking kids or being a racist or homophobic/transphobic piece of shit is literally as easy as it sounds. Happy Father's Day.
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I feel like someone whacked me with a bag of groceries! Did anyone get the license plate of that dump truck that hit me?! Check out Duckman vs
@KaitlynMariePro
at
@TheElevationPro
#Starrclash
on
@FiteTV
!
#Workhorsemen
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
#DoTheDrivesAndDives
#WeTheVetsNow
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Dear wrestlers, please stop fucking high-fiving fans on your way to the ring during a pandemic.
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Please keep Lance Lude in your thoughts through trying times! He can beat this and he isn't alone.
#DucksFlyTogether
always!
@ItsCoachMikey
@ColbyCorino
@3MotherDuckers
#Workhorsemen
#FuckCancer
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Life really comes at you fast!
Them: "You wanna wrestle?"
Me (after finishing my second plate from catering): "Absolutely!"
These men seem vaguely familiar. Like I used to watch them monthly in Charlotte.
@ImRobKilljoy
and
@KingSerpentico
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It didn't pop but it did slowly deflate under him, which is infinitely funnier to me.
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Please read. Friday night my father unexpectedly passed away. He wanted to be buried with his mother. The insurance covers a good bit but it doesn't quite meet the necessary requirements. Anything is appreciated.
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I'm an average wrestler with below average looks & above average heart, but I do cool stuff sometimes. Here is an interesting finish to my match with
@hobbsendspec
from
@WrestleACTION1
#SharpsburgShowdown
! Watch it now on
@indiewrestling
!
#Workhorsemen
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
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Also: "my gimmick is a badass tough guy who no-sells a lot" followed by "man, you got me with that chop" (explaining why they started covering up).
Indie wrestlers be like “my gimmick is that I’m a mma shoot style fighter” and are on the same card as Tom Lawlor
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Cut 'em a deal. Show up early. Help set up. Help work out in the ring. Cut promos. Plug the shows. Kill it every time. Bring others up to your level. Have the best match every single time. Earn your spot. You will still be unbooked in favor of a sex offender if he's been on TV.
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Yesterday was one of the hardest days of my life. I've seen my father survive so much throughout my entire life that it's really hard to fathom that he's actually gone. I got one last picture with him!
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Guys! I finally made it! Consider this my official resignation from
@3MotherDuckers
! Heading to the
@RCAWrestling_
pond all by my lonesome!
#ThisDuckFliesAlone
#SexyGhostbustersSocks
#OverByOsmosis
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Positive update and Lance's condition!
@ColbyCorino
and I are starting to put together a benefit show for Lance in the next month or 2 in NC so stay tuned!
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Tell everyone why you were gone for so long, you piece of shit! Absolutely the fuck not!
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I stand by this. 16 years in. Half my damn life. I wouldn't change it.
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
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The rumors are true!
@ColbyCorino
has married both Lance and me! Throuple wedding, Tiger King style! Not to be confused with
@theleemoriarty
's TAIGA STYLE.
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To whom it may concern: Anyone attending the show Friday, masks WILL BE REQUIRED. If you don't have one we have some at the door. Safety for each other &, more importantly, for Lance is our primary concern. If you don't like it then you're allowed to feel that way. You're still r
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Here is some of my speech announcing my father's passing to the
@IWEPro
crowd after my match Saturday. This was hard to do & I didn't tell anyone (even my best friends/people that rode with me). I needed this.
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Oh...I was not aware of this!
🚨Match Announcement for Boxcar Slam Masters Lvl 3! The Base God Gringo Loco faces The Ugly Duckling Rob Killjoy in what should be an unforgettable match up!
Boxcar Slam Masters LVL 3 (21+ only)
🗓️ Friday 05/31 | 9 PM Greensboro NC
🎟
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Well, I guess the quack is out of the bag. The
#KingOfTrios
was my first exposure to
@CHIKARApro
. It's been a goal ever since. When
@3motherduckers
formed, this was on our ducket list. It's about to go down.
#AchievementUnlocked
#DreamComeTrue
#Workhorsemen
#AllTheGrilledCheeses
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Legitimately just teared up reading this. Wow. (In my best Nick Cage voice) That's high praise!
“Without respect you have nothing.” Is something I learned and stood by very early on in my career.
@ImRobKilljoy
deserves it. He’s been doing this for 17 years, travels across the country, and does it with a smile on his face.
Let this duck SHINE ✨
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Today marks my 18th anniversary in pro wrestling. I lived my dream my very first match. Everything else has been a bonus. Thankful to every promoter (even if I hate you) who has booked me & every wrestler (even if I hate you) I've worked with. Here's a cool flip from last night.
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I wrestled
@Alan_V_Angels
in WV Saturday night and he still hasn't put me over on the internet machine yet. Why did we even wrestle, then?!
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Remember, there is always a spot open if they actually want you.
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Last night at my merch table, I was trying to sell some ducks to 2 women. 1 looked at me and said "We're lesbians... (in no way was I hitting on them) ...so ducks aren't really our thing." Still confused, I just said "Well, Idk how those 2 things are related but look, shirts!"
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Just found out that my fucking trainer died today. I wouldn't be where I am if he didn't take a chance on me. Dammit, dude. This sucks. I'll miss you, Scrap.
#RIP
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I did it.
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Went to Smackdown with my brother and mother. Immediately someone asked me "hey, are you quack?" To which I replied: "I am quack."
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Bail revoked. I didn't expect to be brought to tears but I am. Fuck Derek Chauvin forever.
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"I don't normally let people know until they work with me but I'm gonna do some coke before our match." (Proceeds to do coke before our match)
What's the most absurd thing someone's said to you in a wrestling locker room?
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Understand that none of this is easy. I don't do it because it's easy. Being on the road and getting beat up all the time is hard. Time away from people you can actually stand to be around is difficult. Just because I love doing this doesn't mean it doesn't have an effect on me,
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Yeah, sex is cool. But have you ever tried it consensually? Good riddance to bad rubbish. This isn't a bad time for wrestling. This is a great time for wrestling. Burn off the filth. Everyone can safely breathe fresh air when wrestling resumes.
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A podcast called "Buried Alive" and it's just what anyone who rides to a show with me gets, which is me burying everyone for 6 hours and vehemently explaining why nobody (including myself) actually knows what they are talking about and they're lying if they say otherwise.
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Ducklebomb followed by a Duck Valley Driver!
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Soooo...I was randomly advertised on a poster for this show as "Duckman". No idea why. I didn't know until it was sent to me. That's hilarious. Wrestling is so ridiculous. Come see Duckman July 31st in McDonough, GA!
#Duckman4Life
#ImNotADuckBoyImADuckMan
#AllTheGrilledCheeses
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When you only saw one set of footprints, that was me carrying you through the match.
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Just in case anyone hasn't been added to the Ducks Fly Together: A Fundraiser for Lance Lude group page, if you're on the show in any capacity we are requiring a negative covid test or proof of vaccination for Friday. Please get it done ASPCA (like ASAP, but funnier). Thanksssss!
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Our first picture together & our last picture together, 7 years apart. 2-20-16 & 2-17-23.
#DucksFlyTogether
#UglyDucklings
#OverByOsmosis
#Workhorsemen
#NobodyDoesSprintMatchesLikeTheDucks
#AllTheGrilledCheeses
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
#KeepGoingAndGrowing
#DoTheDrivesAndDives
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(Not all) Veteran wrestlers: "How dare you call spots & memorize anything beforehand. What happened to calling it in the ring? Back in my day we had certain matches for each town & knew the match just by saying the town."
Critical thinker: "...So, like, memorizing matches?"
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"It's a rumble. So just take it easy out there. No need to do much."
Me:
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When you're not very good just be creative!
@3MotherDuckers
@NewYorkChampio1
@StepdadsWrestle
@indiewrestling
@ItsCoachMikey
#Workhorsemen
#AllTheGrilledCheeses
#OverByOsmosis
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
#NobodyDoesSprintMatchesLikeTheDucks
#CardioParty
#DoTheDrivesAndDives
#DFT
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One of the top coaches and producers in the top wrestling company in the world said to me "wow, what match!" Then proceeded to put the match over to all involved. But a bunch of people who can't even lockup talk shit about my work. I just don't know who to believe!
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LANCE IS BACK! Come see
@3MotherDuckers
together for the first time in 17 months since Lance was diagnosed with (and beat) cancer!
#DucksFlyTogether
#UglyDucklings
#Workhorsemen
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
Sometimes card subjects change for the best.
Welcome back, Lance. ❤️
🚨MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
Viva Las Amish VS The Ugly Ducklings
🐓 vs 🦆
🗓: August 13, 2022
📍: Bull City Ciderworks - Lexington, NC
🚪: 6:00 PM
🔔: 7:00 PM
🎟:
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Today marks 19 years since my very first match on November 13th 2004! Still feel all of this! I'm so old but you can never question my love for wrestling!
#Workhorsemen
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
#KeepGoingAndGrowing
#DoTheDrivesAndDives
#CardioParty
#OverByOsmosis
#WeTheVetsNow
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"I love watching you guys. You're awesome. You guys have something special so keep it up." -
@RealKurtAngle
giving his thoughts on
@3motherduckers
. (In my best Nicholas Cage voice) That's high praise! So dope.
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It was super duper uber cool to get to see my biggest fan, Peytann, for the first time in a long time! She's growing up! I'm so old!
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Just hanging with my best bud, Max!
@The_MJF
needed to rest his eyes after a big night last night & a big night tonight for
@Blitzkrieg_Pro
!
#Workhorsemen
#AllTheGrilledCheeses
#OverByOsmosis
#DoTheDrivesAndDives
#NobodyDoesSprintMatchesLikeTheDucks
#UglyDucklings
#DuckDynasty
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This was something special.
Watch the toughest challenge of
@ImRobKilljoy
’s career when he stepped into a
#WeAreWrestling
ring at
#OneStepCloser
against
@AEW
&
@ringofhonor
Star;
@TheLethalJay
Only
@TitleMatchWN
has the entire show including this incredible 15+ minute contest!
🎥 Credit:
@ivanfirejay
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One time I messaged a promotion about getting booked & they asked me for my phone number to contact me. I got a call & it was Johnny Rodz calling to tell me that they don't book people from outside of their school. It amuses me but I don't feel that needed to be a phone call.
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How about this "destroyer" spot? Do you like that "destroyer" spot? Well, you shouldn't. Because that's my "destroyer" spot.
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I actually wrestled Curry Man (
@facdaniels
), like, 8 or 10 years ago or something in Shelby, NC.
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Throwback Thursday to the very first Joey Janela
#SpringBreak
show. I don't drink often. My first mania week was fun! My favorite part was my girlfriend being angry that someone took a picture until we deduced that it was she who took said picture!
#Workhorsemen
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I'm gonna earn us a roster spot when I pick them both up and the same time and do one of those cool moves that people do to 2 folks at once.
*GCW 11/8 Update!*
First Match Signed:
IRONBEAST
vs
UGLY DUCKLINGS
Get Tix:
Streaming LIVE on IWTV!
GCW
So Much Fun
Sun 11/8 - 5pm
Carousel Room @ The Showboat
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You're still required to wear a mask (also over the nose). Please respect Lance's health. Don't be the asshole who got kicked out of a cancer benefit please. It's literally the least you can do. Thanks, everyone! Let's have a great show and raise some funds for our duck brethren!
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Stopped at a gas station to pee and a dude offered to sell me some hoodies and percocet. People can be really nice sometimes.
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I really thought I had
@TrueWillieHobbs
until this moment!
@AEW
@ringofhonor
#Workhorsemen
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
#KeepGoingAndGrowing
#OverByOsmosis
#DoTheDrivesAndDives
#ROH
#AEW
#AEWCollision
#AEWDynamite
#AEWRampage
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Mayor Kane and I('m Rob Killjoy) are pretty much best friends now. I'm gonna run for office as long as everyone gets real cool with a bunch of stuff real quick.
@KaneWWE
@GlennJacobsTN
@3motherduckers
#Workhorsemen
#AllTheGrilledCheeses
#OverByOsmosis
#DoTheDrivesAndDives
#DFT
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Here it is. The time that
@RealJDDrake
punched my mom. This led to us drawing over 300 people to the national guard armory in Forest City, NC. No names. Just Drake & I doing every interview and podcast we could to get the word out. This proved that we can make money for people.
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Just got called a liberal, godless pussy over wrestling. Hahahahahaha!
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They convinced me to go on an adult vacation that wasn't wrestling related.
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This is not a drill!
🚨
#MATCHANNOUNCEMENT
🚨
THE OPPONENT HAS BEEN CHOSEN!
ON MAY 22ND..FOR THE 1ST TIME EVER
@TheLethalJay
🆚
@ImRobKilljoy
Sponsored by: GdUpGentlemen
GET YOUR 🎟 NOW
#OneStepCloser
Sunday, May 22nd 2022
Ridgefield Park, NJ
📺:
@TitleMatchWN
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I saw an advertisement for "Dune 2" & I said to my wife: "Isn't that that new movie about Zendaya Dune 2 dudes at once?" My wife really doesn't think I'm as funny as I think I am.
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Now that Lance is back and taking select bookings I told him we can't lose now. He beat cancer (twice) so your double Russian leg sweep isn't gonna get it done. We will be negotiating this into all of our bookings!
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Stacked show that you should go out of your way to see (especially this match)!
Now On Demand
@PWFLive
#PWFOpportunity
@AdrenalineRRush
v
@Fluffman_Cometh
@BigArikRoyal
@bkwestbrookpro
v
@Drillin_Dylan
@tenshix9x
@ImRobKilljoy
v
@JadaStoneee
@KaitlynMariePro
v
@ColbyCorino
+
@ellaenvypro
@BOJACKOfficial
@imdiegohill
& more!
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I just explained the "a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says 'why the long face?'" joke to
@ColbyCorino
at breakfast and now he's laughing so hard that he's crying. Gonna be a fun weekend.
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I('m Rob Killjoy) don't get excited for much but this excites me.
@MikeQuackenbush
is legitimately one of my favorite wrestlers. Huge fan of
#TheColony
since discovering
@CHIKARApro
. This is gonna be special.
@FlyingVTheatre
tonight!
#QuackAttack
#SweetSummerHeat
#UglyDucklings
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"You can't have both. You either get flip flops or cigarettes. You have to pick one." -Actual conversation I just overheard at Dollar General.
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Some words on the departure of
@3MotherDuckers
from
@PWXwrestling
. Thanks for all the quacks.
#Workhorsemen
#AllTheGrilledCheeses
#OverByOsmosis
#DoTheDrivesAndDives
#NobodyDoesSprintMatchesLikeTheDucks
#UglyDucklings
#RussoApproved
#AlsoBruceMitchellApproved
#FullyGimmicked
#DFT
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I chopped someone the other night and the crowd "woo'd" and I looked at them and said "take it easy!"
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I feel like my thic(cc)kness is being overlooked here! The whole match between myself &
@KaitlynMariePro
was awesome (even better if you knew the circumstances) so watch the whole duckin'
#Starrclash
from
@TheElevationPro
on
@FiteTV
!
#Workhorsemen
#DontForgetToLoveWrestling
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I hope that one day I can be just half as good at wrestling as Jason Kincaid.
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@3MotherDuckers
support this! Also, any time I go up top for the double stomp I yell "Let's get dangerous!"
My daughter has been singing the
#DarkwingDuck
theme all day and I love it!!!!
#LetsGetDangerous
@disneyplus
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This Friday in Chester, SC at
@apwchester
I'm (Rob Killjoy) wrestling George South mano y mano! 1 on 1! Last APW show of the year! Quacktion-Packed Wrestling returns this Friday!
#Workhorsemen
#AllTheGrilledCheeses
#OverByOsmosis
#NobodyDoesSprintMatchesLikeTheDucks
#CardioParty
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