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Everyone is saying they feel sorry for Gateshead, spare a thought for the fans of the 23 other clubs who now have to watch their team at that stadium next season
#nonleague
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Chesterfield have reminded fans to bring their inflatable trophies, just as long as you’ve not left them at Dorking, Oldham or Halifax
#spireites
#dorking
#oafc
#shaymen
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In other news: Congratulations to Oldham Athletic who are officially unbeaten for two weeks, it’s now their best run of the season
#oafc
#NonLeague
#latics
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Congratulations to
@OfficialOAFC
who tonight have managed to confirm their
@TheVanaramaNL
status for another year - on the same pitch where they won the league back in August!
An amazing achievement by the
#latics
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I’m hearing the Solihull Moors have requested that the Promotion Final be moved to the following weekend due a big percentage of their fans having committed to attending Dave and Sue’s wedding. I’ve heard over 53 guests are expected.
#Solihull
#playoffs
#nonleague
#massive
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I’m sure I speak for the entire Non League pyramid, we’re absolutely gutted to see Forest Green relegated to the National League. Thoughts are with any fans who have to visit there next season.
#FGR
#NonLeague
@NonLeagueCrowd
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I’m hearing the Solihull Moors have almost filled a mini-coach to Barnet today. The club have warned passengers that this is not an opportunity for a cheap lift to London for shopping, they must attend the game if they travel .
#bees
#Solihull
#nonleague
🚌 🛒
#Playoffs
#moors
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The
@TheVanaramaNL
have now confirmed Playoff’s cant run with a team getting a bye.
As a result
@ChesterfieldFC
will now enter the playoffs with the National League only promoting one team this season.
Fixture updates to follow shortly.
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Congratulations to Barnet who have confirmed their place in the National League next season.
#bees
#barnet
#NonLeague
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Oldham have the chance to revisit the ground on which they won the league back in the Autumn. Will there be another pitch invasion?
#oafc
#spireites
#nonleague
🗓️ Our rearranged away fixture against Halifax will be played on Thursday 18 April at Chesterfield's SMH Group Stadium.
#oafc
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Congratulations to Solihull Moors who have earned their place in the National League next season
#solihull
#nonleague
#bromley
#playoffs
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AND THEY HAVE DONE IT!
Huge congratulations to Oxford City who become the first team to escape
@TheVanaramaNL
this season!
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I’m hearing that common sense has prevailed at the National League for this weekend’s Promotion final.
#Bromley
fans will occupy the East end of the Stadium, whilst
#Solihull
have now been reallocated to the Royal Box. It’s a decent view too.
#wembley
#playoffs
#NonLeague
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It’s the National League South
#Playoffs
today. The winner gets the opportunity to be relegated next season. In doing so, they will take points off the top 7, and also Rochdale, Hartlepool, and Oldham. Trouble is, they’ll lose to everyone else.
#nonleague
#poolies
#oafc
#dale
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How much longer will
@YorkCityFC
give their manager Michael Morton?
I asked two weeks ago if his job was under threat with the Lancashire club marooned to the foot of the table. Many signings later, they still haven’t risen up the table.
When do they say enough is enough?
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Congratulations to
@OfficialOAFC
who beat
@officiallydale
and
@Official_HUFC
in the mid-table cup.
There will be an open top bus parade on Tuesday night starting in Chadderton to celebrate this win.
All
#oafc
fans are reminded to bring their flags.
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A big shout out to all the Torquay fans heading to Gateshead today. If 384 miles each way isn’t bad enough, they then have to sit a further 3 miles from the bloody pitch.
#tufc
#yellows
#DOT
👏 ⚽️
#NonLeague
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The National League have just announced that this year’s playoff schedule will be determined by scissors, paper, or stone.
This is due to an admission that they are too incompetent to work any other method.
Please note, this will be subject to change
#NonLeague
@NonLeagueCrowd
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Hearing that
@GatesheadFC
will now play
@OfficialShots
at The Shay Stadium tomorrow night after their game was called off tonight.
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On the positive side, it will be unlikely that
#Solihull
will lose at
#Wembley
on penalties for a third weekend in a row
#nonleague
#NonLeagueFinalsDay
#FATrophy
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And if you think you are having a bad week, think how those 30
@SolihullMoors
fans are feeling.
Today their main team got relegated, tomorrow their second team are losing at Wembley 🫣
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Hearing rumours that
#oldham
are close to agreeing terms to sign departing
@BOREHAM_WOODFC
manager Luke Garrard.
My source tells me the Oldham hierarchy are impressed and excited with Luke’s track record of getting teams out of the National League
#oafc
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Popular opinion: Chesterfield are back in the football league
Reality: They’ve got to play York City next week
Life is never as good as it seems
#spireites
#ycfc
#NonLeague
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Here’s a treat for you; no, it’s not an abandoned wasteland following the apocalypse, it’s Gander Green Lane. Home of our latest member of the National League. Oh joy!
#nonleague
#SuttonUnited
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Name something once popular in the UK that needs to make a comeback.
6K
267
3K
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York City have become the first team to be relegated from the National League. Forget the remaining games, they’ve just all given up
#ycfc
#NonLeague
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In other news: England Rugby have enquired about the availability of
#Spirites
Jeff King over the summer to help coach goal kicks . They’ve watched him often and are impressed with ability to constantly kick a dead ball over the bar from anywhere on the pitch.
#rfu
#NonLeague
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If Chesterfield win today, they’ll guarantee a place in the playoffs, even if they lose every other game. Incredible stuff, on a shoestring budget too
#nonleague
#spireites
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Just read the latest update from Oldham Athletic, here’s a summary of their promotion charge
#oafc
#nonleague
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Would it not be easier and quicker to phone all Boreham Wood supporters and ask them if they are coming?
#woodarmy
#nonleague
🗣️ 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗵𝗮𝗺 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀!
Any Boreham Wood supporters who are still looking to purchase a ticket for Saturday's game at the SMH Group Stadium must now phone our ticket office to purchase.
📞 Please call: 01246 269300
@BOREHAM_WOODFC
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If Scunthorpe fail to win at Gateshead today, they’ll be the first club, relegated from the
#EFL
the previous season, to get out of the National League at the first attempt, since Cheltenham did it back in 2016.
#nonleague
#iron
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Yes!!!
Just what everyone wanted!
Braintree V Forest Green will be a National League fixture next season.
I hope
@tntsports
have both fixtures as their live TV picks.
Take that
@SkySports
😎
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Off to
#Oldham
on Saturday. It’s the middle of summer but I bet it’s still bloody cold at Boundary Park in August
#NonLeague
#OAFC
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Hearing that
@FCHTOnline
beat
@OfficialOAFC
3-1 this afternoon in a behind closed doors
@TheVanaramaNL
game played at Stalybridge Celtic.
The league table will be updated shortly.
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Watch out Halifax, the bingo team are on their way, they’ve got dabbers too!
#ebbsfleet
#Shaymen
#nonleague
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Throw back to last season when Oldham
#oafc
won the mid-table cup against Rochdale.
#dale
They followed this up with winning the league at Chesterfield
#chesterfield
a few weeks later.
They really were the special ones last season 👍
#latics
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It’s Oldham V Halifax tomorrow in the Lancashire cup boat race at Boundary Park.
Which player would you have as coxswain?
#oafc
#Shaymen
#nonleague
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The National League would like to clarify the following point -
‘We appreciate the last 24 hours have been less than ideal for our member clubs but you can rest assured, whatever happens next
@OfficialOAFC
won’t be in the mix for promotion.
We thank you for your understanding’
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Being made to support BorehamWood.
What should be the punishment for making a cup of tea like this?
2K
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Surely having a L1 budget and not being 10 points clear, even after being gifted many pens and 95+ min winners is more a mockery than anything else?
#Nonleague
#WrexhamFX
#notts
#county
If both don’t go up it’ll make a mockery of the
@TheVanaramaNL
and I think we’ll see 3 up 3 down next season by hook or by crook. 2 of the best teams in NL history and 1 probably won’t go up
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Oldham fans are unhappy with the club’s new season ticket scheme. Fans get £75 off the price if they pay before the end of the season. For their part, Oldham Athletic will guarantee
#NonLeague
football for the next five years.
#bargain
#oafc
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If you thought your
#nonleague
football team was crap this season, spare a thought for
#bury
and
#Macclesfield
fans.
#unbelieveable
#silkmen
#playoffs
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How prolific was Jeff King?
Here is a snap shot of where he was every time he got booked for
@ChesterfieldFC
in the past 3 seasons.
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Congratulations
@OfficialOAFC
- an award just for ya’ll at last!
---------------- - A Decade Of Failure
Which club do you think best suits this title?
If you guess correctly fail play to you
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I’m hearing that York City have finally agreed the allocation for Chesterfield on Friday. The home fans will have the away end, the
#Spireites
have the entire home end. York have also asked the Spireites to bring the trophy for display as part of the guard of honour.
#nonleague
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It’s the
#FATrophy
final this weekend.
#Gateshead
are looking to avoid being the first team to lose at
#Wembley
in consecutive years, whilst
#Solihull
trying to avoid being the first team to lose at Wembley in consecutive weeks.
#Nonleague
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Anyone else think some
@ChesterfieldFC
fans may be getting ahead of themselves?
They had an OK season last year, but can they repeat it next season.
Personally I think they will struggle. Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if they didn’t win a single
@TheVanaramaNL
game next year
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Interesting news coming out of
#Oldham
today. Their retained list shows a clear commitment to
#nonleague
football for the next few years
#oafc
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A terrific following given that Oldham are more or less certain to miss out on the playoffs
#oafc
👏
#NonLeague
🎟️ We've sold over 1,800 tickets ahead of our trip to The Shay next month.
#oafc
Tickets are still available ⤵️
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Respect to the agents who did business with York City. At least they knew what they were doing, clearly nobody at York City did.
#ycfc
#NonLeague
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This week I will be sharing my thoughts on sensible transfer moves for each National League club. Today, we’ll start with
#Oldham
Goalkeeper
Right Back
Center Back
Left Back
Outside Right
Outside Left
Inside Right
Inside Left
Center Midfield
Striker
Manager
#oafc
#nonleague
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Congratulations to everyone at
@GatesheadFC
who have today managed to confirm their place in
@TheVanaramaNL
for next season.
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If Rochdale lose tomorrow, they could become the first National League team this season to be left playing for absolutely nothing. They won’t be able to make the playoffs, can’t get relegated. A pointless season really.
#Rochdale
#rafc
#nonleague
#oafc
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Hearing reports that
@GatesheadFC
are expecting to see their appeal accepted and that they too will be reinstated in the
@TheVanaramaNL
playoffs, with all games to be replayed.
@GatesheadFC
v
@SolihullMoors
and
@altrinchamfc
v
@FCHTOnline
penned for next Tues/Weds
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Meanwhile in the regional leagues,
@SUFCOfficial
have promoted Dawn from kitchen chef to the new first team manager.
You can tell how chuffed she is here.
#iron
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Looking at the table and I have to say, it would be a huge shame if
@BOREHAM_WOODFC
were to end up relegated at the end of the season.
Said no one who ever had to watch their team play them.
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Best logic of the season for me is
@TheVanaramaNL
backing the Premiership’s call to scrap FA Cup replay’s due to player welfare and fixture lists being too congested.
Then a week later moot a Non League version of the Papa Johns cup with FL U23 sides.
Superb thinking as always
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Hearing reports that
@ChesterfieldFC
have released Geoff King following their exit from
@TheVanaramaNL
King was instrumental in keeping the Lincolnshire club in the National League in the 2022/23 season with a faulting performance in the playoff final.
#spireites
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For those that mocked Chesterfield for cheating the tax payer out of their Furlough money….
Look where they are now. And you all paid for it, suckers!
Chesterfield have now won 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 games at home.
They haven't lost at home in 164 days 🤯
#TheVanarama
|
#Spireites
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Phil Parkinson will be effing and jeffing with this
#Alty
collapse in the second half against
#Bromley
in the National League
#playoffs
#NonLeague
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With Chesterfield’s stadium now sold out for home fans tomorrow, there are now only 197 seats remaining in the Boreham Wood end. The
#woodarmy
are delighted to confirm that Joyce is able to attend, upping their usual away following by a massive 50%
#spireites
#nonleague
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I’m hearing that the FA are considering making the
#FACup
a four team competition. The first round will start with the Semi-final and involve only the top four Premier league teams. Prize money will be a billion pounds
#nonleague
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As it’s
#Christmas
, we’d like to announce our awards for the best of everything for 2023.
Our Number one fan, who supports his team, week-in, week-out, and keeps
@DrinkingDOT
in business is
@NixonJules
.
Congratulations Jules, you’re a legend.
#tufc
#NonLeague
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Notts County are still top of the league as far as I can see. Others seem to think Wrexham won the title last night. By my calculations, Torquay can still win the league. It’s time some people piped down a little….
#notts
#WxmAFC
#NonLeague
#tufc
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Superb scenes in
#York
tonight as they celebrate an incredible achievement.
⌚️ FULL TIME | SAFE! City avoid relegation, and will play Vanarama National League football next season.
Thank you for your incredible support throughout a difficult season.
1-0 |
#YCFC
🔴🔵 | 📲🤝
@BristolStMotors
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Just been told tonights game between
#Halifax
and
#Chesterfield
is now OFF
Chesterfield have requested the postponement to give them the chance of winning the game at Saltergate on Saturday.
#NonLeague
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The entire National League are behind you. We really hope you maintain your
#efl
status.
#nonleague
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In a bid to see a Home Win this season,
#oldham
have come up with a genius idea.
They have asked if they can be the away team in their own ground.
Smart thinking!
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Hearing theres a precautionary pitch inspection at Fax at 11.
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I’m hearing that Wrexham’s open top bus parade and National League trophy presentation today, has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances.
#WxmAFC
#youpies
#notts
#NonLeague
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Congratulations to Oldham Athletic who have now gone five weeks without conceding a goal.
#oafc
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Hearing tonights game between
@GatesheadFC
and
@ChesterfieldFC
is going to be called off due to a water logged pitch.
Both clubs will be docked 3 points for failing to fulfil the fixture - however these deductions won’t take effect until next season.
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Congratulations to
@SolihullMoors
who have won the Playoff they had a bye for.
They are now only slightly worse off than before Sunday’s announcement, now playing on Saturday at Barnet.
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Congratulations to
@bostonunited
who have won their Conference North Playoff Final against Brackley this afternoon.
They will now play the winners of the Conference South Playoff (Played on Monday) for a place in the National League next season.
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Can the Birmingham fans go for a hat-trick of disappointments following on from their relegation/playoff loss last weekend?
Here’s hoping!
#moors
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I thought last night was comedy night?
#Spireites
#nonleague
There’s still time to book for next Tuesday’s Stand-up Comedy Night! 😂
Book here👇
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Congratulations to Paul Mullin who has finally scored a goal that has not come from the penalty spot.
Amazing stuff
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Have they not fixed that bloody tower yet? It’s been like that for years. Lazy sods.
#Spireites
#Stonesontour
#NonLeague
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It’s been a year since Frank Rothwell became the manager of Oldham Athletic . He’s taken them from the brink of obscurity to 11th in the National League in no time at all. Amazing stuff, well done Frank !
#oafc
#NonLeague
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It’s a surprisingly quiet at Spotland this morning, I thought it would be very busy by now. I bet Oldham will bring a few too
#rafc
#oafc
#nonleague
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