The Artist Formerly Known As Michael Brighton
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Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.. @MarquetteU '13, PGA, Cubs, Blackhawks, Bears, Bulls, Bayern, Bombogenesis. #WXTwitter
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Look at the ice cream barrio
See it dripping on the patio
You feel the chocolate melting so soft and slow
Your fingers are all brown and brown
*and if you said*
replaced rob thomas' Smooth microphone with a dilly bar. a refreshing treat for our sweltering king.
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I was mid session in therapy with a client who has a history of panic attacks.
That was fun.
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@ClayTravis
Buddy. I’ll see your Nashville leadership and raise you the spectacular leadership of the City of Chicago.
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@NoLayingUp
I prefer hearing the voice of David Feherty on my television more often, so NBC wins.
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@MattWalshBlog
I give people with mental illness/developmental disabilities a pass on this. More tax $ should be funneled towards residential facilities for adults with debilitating mental illness. Just my 2 cents.
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@Cubs
Just like winning the World Series was delayed by impeding weather. I see you, Mother Nature.
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@WalshFreedom
Nah. Votes need to be counted the night of the election. For every party. It’s ridiculous that it’s 2022 and we can’t get that done.
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@DC_Draino
What’s a conservative in a state as liberal and democratic in a state like Illinois to do? Stay here and fight or move to Wisconsin and help push it red again?
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GRANDPA DOES IT BETTER
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@DOM_Frederic
Last time I checked there wasn’t a Sluggers or Murphys in LA either. Neighborhood>Hollywood.
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@plucas5596
@SportsCenter
You need to get to 501 in as little darts as you can. Minimum is 9. 3 Triple 20’s, 3 Triple 20’s, then a Triple 20, Triple 19, and a double 12. He accomplished this feat. It’s also really rare and will pay out extra for doing it.
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@RepubGrlProbs
God, I wish debates could be run on
@HBO
so candidates could cuss the fuck out of each other.
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@JesseKellyDC
@Cernovich
. My family owns this small business in the western suburbs of Chicago.
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@JesseKellyDC
I'm an inpatient behavioral therapist. I see patients all the time, especially adolescents, that tell me that COVID lockdowns hurt them mentally.
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@VinnyCullotta
@barstoolcarl
It’s definitely called rock, paper, scissors and anything else is blasphemous.
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@ReillyRick
Dear Rick,
Roses are red
You write so dismally
Why don't you pack up
And go back to Italy.
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@KSoltisAnderson
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The Chicagoland area, maybe. Chicago-city does NOT have 8 million people in it.
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Don’t do this much, but gonna plug these guys. They are so freaking good and the new track is a 23/10.
@ReadSouthall
does it again!
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@RepubGrlProbs
second* non-American born First Lady. John Quincy Adam's wife was born in England.
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@Drunk_Kane88
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@DexterFowler
first time rockin' this bad boy. Can I get a membership to
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now??
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@UniWatch
@PhilHecken
this isn’t necessarily uniform related but it’s a pretty awesome idea.
More on
@Barassie_KBGC
later this evening when I'm home, but how cool are these fairway yardage markers - also in the shape of the green you're hitting too.
@golfshake
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He did it! The son of a bitch did it!!
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@WestwoodLee
@RyanLavnerGC
@GolfCentral
And you must rub something else together once Greg walks in the room.
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@Cernovich
I’m a mental therapist at a behavioral hospital. The amount of people I have seen with marijuana induced psychosis is unfathomable. It’s truly a silent epidemic.
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The OOEY GOOEY GOODNESS that are cinnamon rolls are one of the most comforting foods on the planet. Also, I ship Cinnabon and slim Jim.
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UMMMMMMMM. HELLA MEGA TOUR ABOUT TO BE THE BEST TOUR EVER.
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@JimCantore
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If your answer is not Tom Watson on 18 to win the Open in 2009, your golf fandom should be revoked.
If you could give a player a mulligan for one shot in their career, which player/shot would you choose?
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@KatiePhang
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“Common ground” always means taking liberties away from law abiding citizens. Shut the hell up, Joe.
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@MarqStool
I’m fine if they only use it for like admissions stuff. Don’t put it on any athletics. Ever.
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@benshapiro
Right? Like for some reason, I don’t think Joan of Arc gave 2 shits about the USA.
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Watching
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with the best girlfriend ever!
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My aunts house.
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http://t.co/nZhDCZc87H
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@Daniel_Rapaport
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