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I will be outta here for good as of 12:01 PM EST 1/20/2025. Find me over in that other (blue) place after that as @ignotumaliquis(dot)bsky(dot)social

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Joined June 2013
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@fuckyouiquit He should get a lawyer. This kind of rug pull on a firm job offer 𝙞𝙨 actionable.
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@Imposter_Edits Seven heavily armed cops to protect the invisible and unwritten White Karen Law. And people still wonder why cops have a bad reputation.
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@Imposter_Edits Although it is easy to admire the homeowner for standing her ground, there is probably an extensive backstory that goes with this video. I wish I knew the backstory.
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@VitanzaNick Just imagine how many practical empirical scientific experiments would never even happen if it were not for 4 year olds asking crazy questions.
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@EamonJavers @Cruellaisdevine Funny haha. Trans-national hackers bleating about being trans-nationally hacked. You can't make this stuff up.
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@sara_dinatale @jeffstone500 @TB_Times This is what Mitch McConnell has been holding up the coronavirus relief bill for. because he is demanding blanket immunity for corporations from coronavirus-related lawsuits, right?. I'm sure there is a special place in hell reserved for Moscow Mitch.
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@NCookBouton @Christo33114911 I just want to say that I applaud you for the work you are doing. Society as a whole needs to understand how people come into, and become captured by these webs of lies, and it seems obvious that the story of the women is going to be significantly different from that of the men.
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@rex197878 "I had the biggest protest crowds. I'm talking MASSIVE. Like nothing anybody has every seen. People hate me more than any other former President in all of history.". -- Orange Julius Caesar
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@summerbrennan I tried substituting swimming instead, but I hit my head on the far end of the tub.
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@nickmartin @elonmusk I hope you won't mind if I start retweeting your tweet to some of the advertisers on this platform. They have a right to know what they are paying for.
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@ToriatheistTori Now I REALLY want to know what the exact "godless activities" are that prompted this note. Whatever they were, I want to start doing that as often as possible, and in public. I mean seriously, how come *I* never get notes like that?
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@EmranRashid3 I'm old enough to remember back when you had to be at least somewhat fluent in English in order to be a Nigerian Internet scammer.
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@adamsteinbaugh OAN obviously learned nothing from Devin Nunes. This kind of SLAPP shit doesn't fly in California, EITHER in state court OR in federal court. These days, if you want to use the courts to harass people with baseless SLAPP suits, you have to forum shop and end up in Virginia.
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@AKBrews It is oddly comforting to know that "WTF?" translates directly into Afrikaans.
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@PamelaApostolo1 Back in the Bronze Age, just after High School, I took a HUGE road trip to "see the world". Drove from Calif. to Vancouver & then across the Trans-Canada Highway a good long way & then cut back into the U.S. at Minnesota. Canadian Rockies! Wow!
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@typo_cat Everybody is picking up the story now. I doubt that this guy is even going to be allowed to couch junior varsity from now on. He'll end up stocking shelves in a Walmart warehouse someplace.
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@TerryRickmon So is it time again for the annual Ted migration?
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@Sandra93379062 @thegoodgodabove Somebody very funny said recently that we have to keep in mind that the Bible was written by people who had no idea where the sun went at night.
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@teammoreno2024 No thanks. The Democrats may have some problems, but at least they don't want to create a hereditary monarchy in the United States.
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@olgaNYC1211 I knew this was coming. We all should have. Just as in the case of both Trump and Xi Jinping, it is going to become increasingly difficult for Putin to effectively hide the true scope of the problem.
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@imillhiser It was Professor Plum, in the ballroom, with the rope.
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@ByMikeBaker Am I the only one who didn't have "The War of the Leaf Blowers" on my 2020 bingo card?.
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@beckerdebra44 @timkmak @bruce_stauffer That was based on actual events, specifically, the Battle of Thermopylae. And they only "won" in the sense that they did what they had wanted & intended to do, i.e. delay the Persian army so that many of their Greek brethren could escape. But in the end, all 300 were killed.
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@tobymorton This is just wrong. You should befriend the man & give him shelter from the storm. The only way we are ever going to turn this country around is by intelligent people convincing all of the MAGA idiots that we're not so bad after all, and maybe they should patiently hear us out.
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@RyanShead Joe Rogan is the #1 comedian among people who have trouble making change for a five dollar bill.
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@HeidiOCanada @eturleye This is actually a true story. I was there.
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@mariana057 @MaryLTrump Pollsters keep on doing these "favorability" surveys for both the Current Guy and the Former Guy. Someday I hope they will do a survey asking how many people would like to see the Former Guy behind bars.
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@EastEndJoe Computers didn't come from a woman. Who told you that?.
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@Mar_a_Hell_No Raskin "suspects" that Pence's Secret Service agents were being directed by Trump's people. But that's not good enough. Raskin needs to be able to PROVE this. If he can, then it will rock the universe & change everything.
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@RobertMaguire_ Flash forward to job interview room, circa 2027. INTERVIEWER: I see here on your disclosure form that you have been arrested before. What were you arrested for, exactly?. INTERVIEWEE: Conspiring to commit comedy outside of business hours.
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@thehighsign You'll be fine. Just take the eye out for a day or two and store it in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight.
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@LawTrades They said ``We're just talking.''
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@ThePlumLineGS The new Bannon audio DOES NOT "raise the question of whether Trump and his allies conspired in advance". It PROVES that they did!.
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@WalshFreedom No I actually DO NOT see how this is messed up. If we invest $1.6 billion to get back $3 billion from the people who stole it, then that's a good investment and a good rate of return.
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@highbrow_nobrow @MoscowTimes Finally some good news out of Russia!.
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@sandibachom I will never forget this image of a firefighter going up and into the danger zone even as all of the civilians were going as fast as possible to get their asses down and out of there.
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@walruswhisperer Have you talked to anyone at the Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) about this?. In my experience, the way to get stuff done is to get some press focused on it.
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@meiselasb Mr. President, your room is ready.
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@Scottcrates Twenty bucks says that most of these people who are shamming these alleged "vaccine injury" symptoms are applying for SSDI disability payments so they can get out of having to work for a living.
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@ThatsFare @SpiroAgnewGhost Not subconsciously. Blatantly. This is a standard propaganda technique. "Us" versus "them".
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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar I also can't help but love this lady lecturing Garland about "good Americans" in her thick Boris & Natasha accent.
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@paulisci "Nobody wants to work anymore!". -- Etruscan Pottery Company Executive. -- 679 BC
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@ChudsOfTikTok Just FYI --. They stole that scene with the flames & the tank directly from the movie Idiocracy (2006).
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@mankindtracer Everybody knows. Everybody has seen it. Don't panic. As of right now, Orange Jesus isn't in charge of anything. And he's never going to be, ever again. But we have to do this by the book in order to make it stick. "This great nation will endure as it has endured.". -- FDR
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@58bugeye It says:. "ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED!"
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@RightWingCope Assuming that he bought in about a year and a few months ago (along with all of the other MAGA suckers) he's already lost around 90% of his money.
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@idelson01 @shelly2161 @fuckyouiquit The old maxim is that "In America you can sue anybody for anything." And that's pretty much true, although a lot of cases filed are utter losers. In this case the company could sue for defamation, but they would likely lose, and perhaps even get hit with anti-SLAPP sanctions.
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@esthercrawford it's pretty disgusting the way that employees seem to think they have some sort of a God-given right to sleep, especially when the owner needs so badly to make his money back on a bad investment.
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@BullwinkleFan @aldemocrats I'm half expecting that when I look under the bed tonight, Lev will be there. He's like Keyser Söze, eveywhere and nowhere.
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@MielStJohn @briankrebs That's not important now. It was just revealed by the Q that Hillary failed to return some library books she checked out in 1973!. Oh the humanity!. The NYPost is all over this one!.
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@ZaleskiLuke @RBeavcoon @AP Yea, but he built a wall along the southern border, got us out of Afghanistan, and signed a much needed infrastructure bill. OH! WAIT! He actually didn't do any of those things. Nevermind. 🤪.
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@PNWWestCoast @chrissy_smithy Here is an interesting & prescient article from December, 2019 all about the Fifth Circuit. the one that just approved Texas' crazy law allowing right-wingers to dictate moderation policies to ALL social media:.
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@BallouxFrancois @ThinkPrague It's very closed-minded of you to reject out of hand the possibility that space lizards rule the earth. Can you prove that it 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 true?
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@TerryBoutonHist @_Noelle_Cook It's really inspiring the way these fearless truckers drove right through all of those heavy-handed federal gazpacho Covid restrictions, almost as if they weren't even there.
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@RonFilipkowski The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves of this message. He said he's tired of having to compete with all of these false Gods.
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@OmarRiverosays Fired?? I was thinking of something a bit more harsh.
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@jimsciutto @OzKaterji QUESTION:. According to the Geneva Convention, is it legal or illegal to shoot fleeing opposing troops in the back?. Asking for a friend. 🇺🇦.
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@MayoIsSpicyy This is Boebert's election denier pal in Mesa County. She's been indicted on 10 felony counts.
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@pilotmsv To those who say that this video reflects badly on Ukraine, or that it is bad for Ukraine's image, or that it is not sending the right message, you are all wrong. I am an American and I have only respect for those who fight to avenge their murdered brothers & their raped sisters.
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@TizzyEnt This reminds me of one of those old Johnny Carson type jokes. Complete this sentence: "You know you're having a bad day when. ". ". when TizzyEnt starts asking people who you are." 😮.
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@CraigRozniecki @CrowRedEye1 Somebody needs to do a study and find out what percentage of Trump supporters watched The Apprentice. (> 90% ?). Most MAGAs have these ridiculous beliefs about Trump, the "successful businessman" because they mistook a highly staged & choreographed TV show for actual reality.
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@DavidCayJ @realDonaldTrump OF COURSE there is a tax crime underneath this. For Trump, whatever it is, it's not even worth doing unless he can find some way to cheat at it.
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@RogerFDunn @oprman Are we talking about just popping off instantly, e.g. due to a ruptured aortic aneurysm , or are we taking about coming down with something that would cause a long slow, agonizing, and lingering painful death over many weeks or months?. Yes, it makes a difference.
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@jennycohn1 Colorado Springs, and in particular, the Air Force Academy, has been a hub for indoctrination for a long long time.
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@JuliaDavisNews Russian state TV needs to renew their subscription to Forbes if they want to keep up on current events. The main QAnon web site IS hosted in Russia, and has been since last October.
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@ARCCollective I wonder of it would help to settle this matter more quickly if the DOJ / Jack Smith just went ahead now and indicted all the members who participated in the failed coup, i.e. Scott, Perry, Paul Gosar, Andy Biggs, Chip Roy, MTG, etc.
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@DineshDSouza You're still a crook, and always will be.
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@lawofruby Yet another stunning victory for Trump's legal team!
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@Cernovich Fuck you and him. He lost, because he kept on trying to hide his assets and, thus, he never complied with court ordered discovery. He's one of the world's most despicable pieces of shit. He profited off lies about murdered children. He is finally getting what he deserves.
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@BeschlossDC My dad was a civilian contractor for the Navy & was in Honolulu 12/7/1941. That morning, Sunday, he was on a day trip on a tour bus. At 7 AM the bus stopped up in the hills above Honolulu. My dad & all the tour bus passengers had a panoramic bird's eye view of the entire horror.
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@AmoneyResists Chris Licht -- The Elon Musk of cable news.
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@lawofruby Trump's attorneys arguing that falsifying business records for his private company was part of Trump's official duties as President:
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@HwRemrots @GwenieThinks Congratulations! You win the Internet for today!.
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@joshtpm Did anybody seriously think that the GOP was NOT going to do this again at the very last minute?
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@MissFlyByNight I'm pretty sure that that's the antenna for the tiny transistor radio that I owned back in the 1960s.
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@MorganRomeroTV It would appear that St. Luke's has filed a new lawsuit against Bundy which asserts (accurately, it would appear) that he, Bundy, is trying to scam his way out of paying the court-ordered damages he owes.
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@SilasSilvanis @pups_Puppies1 I was going to ask about that. I was wondering if anything other than prior trauma could explain the sounds this little guy was making.
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@fuckyouiquit I would get a lawyer anyway. It may be common law fraud. Getting a lawyer involved wouldn't hurt. I was in a similar situation, but worse, decades ago. I had already started & within 2 weeks they concocted an thinly veiled excuse to fire me. I was 2 naive 2 get a lawyer.
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@Sci_Phile I had trouble for a long time dealing on an emotional level with the results of the two-slit experiment, but I finally resigned myself to that. However I am still traumatized by the three polarized filters. If there is a God, he's playing dice and messing with me personally.
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@jbrown11871 Not a chance.
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@realTuckFrumper I remember back when Jake Tapper was a level-headed guy.
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@PamelaApostolo1 Oh yea. And the Northern Lights were pretty damn cool too. (That was the one and only time in my life I ever saw 'em.).
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@ReallyActivist He DID NOT buy Twitter yet. In fact he went out of his way to try to sabotage the deal the moment the ink was dry. I think he just bought the stock & then pumped it and he's probably selling it for a profit, as we speak. He knows the SEC will only slap him on the wrist.
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@StrictlyChristo Years and years ago, I was depressed. I called the suicide hotline. I think that was the cat I spoke to.
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@JakaraLRI @MITeacher1993 @CAgovernor I am opposed. Free money should be for citizens only.
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@FPWellman Is that this?.
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@dmarch6763 @alexaronson @highbrow_nobrow The Bible was written by people who didn't know where the sun went at night. The Constitution & the first 10 Amendments were written by men who still believed that "bleeding" was a proper method to cure various illnesses.
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@ShpionRusskiy @maggieNYT @PhilipRucker Earliest symptoms / warning signs:. The patient's skin takes on an eerie orange hue, except around the eye sockets.
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@Meidas_LaurenA This is why I'm still on Twitter. The jokes just write themselves.
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@JustAMazen @donwinslow I had already read the Rolling Stone article and I was already thinking to myself "Holy Shit!" before I even saw Don Winslow saying "Holy Shit!". In short, HOLY SHIT!. A lot of people have a lot of questions to answer.
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@TG22110 Given the increasing prevalence of hanging spiked wrecking balls on our highways these days, this is important information. Stay safe out there!
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@SandySkipper1 @GEliseMenendez @EverettStern1 @jimstewartson As I said, the near total press silence on this story is deafening. By now, we reasonably could have expected that at least a couple of people who Stern named to have gone screaming to the press that it was all a lie. But Nothing. Zip. Nada. Conclusion: It wasn't & isn't.
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