When "Gulf of Mar-a-lago" dawns on him

@Enezator Right on the soft spot. Either that or he's already special ed and in diapers at like 13

@quokkagatorr Horses can lay down for about 30 minutes at a time spread through 3 hours a day. This is because their massive weight puts a lot of pressure on their organs. I hope that's a really well-done fake horse

@dumbface5000 Hope you practiced

@rainyskyatnight @DraftyBastard I don't take health advice from a man who sounds like he regularly smokes oxyclean

@mikethemofo My Rodriguez uncrustable flag is in print

@BucksnortsPaw And me

@Kneelkashcarry Veteran here. This guy is looking for a cock to suck. Just let him

@rainyskyatnight I am a very dumb boy

@idkred3 FYI: no one can. They save no time and waste everyone else's because they suck

@Kneelkashcarry Correct. There will never be "no government". Anarchy is not the lack of government for a nation because it's impossible. It's the circumvention of government in place. Existing outside of the government. Getting what you want despite government control.

Calling hair triggers "triggers with attitude"

@TheoVon C'mon man. Kendrick did "Not Like Us" had an iconic car, and didn't Fergie it up

KC can say "We weren't really bodied. At least we aren't Drake right now"

After so many successful predictions this year, I'm getting back on the fantasy football wagon

@jurassicjells My brother just got a goliath bird eater

Nevermind. Got absolutely cooked by a 4 year old

Patrick Mahomes looks like he bought his mustache from a high school student