@GTWMalley Weirdly, I’m saying this for the second time today but, me too

@GTWMalley For some reason all I can think of is you as Brendan fraser in The Mummy watching some cricket

@GTWMalley Does one day of a test match not equate to a month in real time?

@GTWMalley Plus I am working tomorrow and starting to feel the guilt

@GTWMalley I’ve watched three rugby matches this weekend, I just feel like this evens it out

@GTWMalley The greatest song of all time

@GTWMalley Also considering I’m the least sport enjoying person in the world I’m sat watching this

@GTWMalley I was almost sure I would recognise something but nah, and then at the end me, on my own going “oh that looks like drake” I’m 36

Me watching the rugby

@Beardedwelsh Don’t judge

RT @DrFrancisYoung: Archbishopy McArchbishopface

@stockpiledclay We all know Isabella Rossellini is the true moral winner anyway

@mateggleston I generally don’t have a gag reflex but…..

@mateggleston Why have you spunked all over it??

RT @imshanereaction: Women of a certain age leaving The Traitors castle to a new fanbase

I am unwell. *coughs like a Victorian street urchin in search of love or his father*

@stockpiledclay All I can see are his nipples

@stockpiledclay He’ll always be a viscount to me