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Author of the Cryptid horror series, and Trump can kiss my ass. No DMs unless I actually know you - or you’re an agent or a publisher. #Resist 🌊

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@radiocandied This is the problem and one that the police haven’t quite grasped yet. They police by consent. And if they keep acting in this ridiculous and petty manner they will lose that consent. Society really has had enough of this bullshit.
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Why is there a gun??
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A picture paints a thousand words.
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I laugh every time I see this 😂😂😂
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Lol lol 😂
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This should be interesting.
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Imagine if Disney ever got the franchise for Stephen King books 😂😂
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Come on ladies! Here’s an offer & proposal you can’t possibly resist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Republican Federal Judge Aileen Cannon - the Judge that just keeps giving and giving - to Trump. She can deny it all she wants but she’s as partisan as they come, being appointed by Trump. She has no business being involved in any of this. #AileenCannon #TrumpStoleTheDocs
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@Ianfaul007
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Please.
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Wow! 😲
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One for my Brit buddies…🤣
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@Ianfaul007
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Now that’s inventive!!
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I’ll be having a quiet day today. Ian Jr. would have been 27 if he would have lived. Life is just so damned cruel and unfair. I love you son.
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Hmmm 🤔 I’m not a dentist or a marine biologist, but it looks like that shark has a loose canine.
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Today I showed my Twitter feed to my psychiatrist. She wants to talk to all of you 🤣
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There’s insanity, then there’s complete insanity- Then there is this guy who has created his own niche of ignorance, stupidity and craziness!
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This’ll keep you occupied for a few. Where’s the cat? When you find it put a 👍 up. No spoilers please! 😀
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Not sorry.
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Oh great!! I’ll be late home now!! 😂
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😂😂😂
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This bird landed on the windowsill and then proceeded to stare at me like I’d murdered his whole family 😂
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Took me a second 🎸😂😂
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According to this I’m in real trouble. Had to look a couple of them up 🤣🤣🤣
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Not our cat but still an interesting post 😂
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Erm…I have no words. 🙄🙄🤦‍♂️
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Meanwhile in Texas…
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You’ll hear this in David Attenborough’s voice. Guaranteed 🤣😂👍
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Ha haha 😂
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Oh yes!!! 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
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@Ianfaul007
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And we were never asked to host Thanksgiving again 👍
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For just $1 a day you can support Piggy who was abandoned for 3 whole minutes while his dad went to the toilet on his own 🙄🤣
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And today’s idiocy is brought to you by…Dakota Jean and Salmonella.
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Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal - but decided to change his name when the pressure got to him.
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😳😳😳
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I found rock bottom.
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It was.
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This will either make you cringe or fill you with wonderment at the diversity of nature. This is a close up picture of a wolf spider’s face. I can’t credit the photographer unfortunately as I don’t know who it is.
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Poor Piggy off to the vets today. Found a hard lump in his front leg - he’s not limping or in pain but it’s in a bad area. Let’s hope it’s not what we think it might be. If anything happens to my little mate it’ll break my heart.
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I can’t be the only one.
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Serves him right for inventing calculus 😂
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@Ianfaul007
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For fans of spam. I know you’re out there. 🤣🤣
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@Ianfaul007
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Are you listening to the shit Trump has pulled regarding his businesses? He’s a major criminal fraudster along with his kids - Trump apparently pled the 5th several times while being deposed. They all need to be in jail. #TrumpIsGoingToJail
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19 years married today! And we still haven’t killed each other! lol 😂 Happy anniversary to us ❤️❤️❤️🍾
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@Ianfaul007
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So here’s the thing. We decided to get hitched when she was 23 and I was 43 - people said it wouldn’t last. That was 20 years ago. Here we still are. I’m a lucky man. I married my best friend. Neither of us could imagine our lives without the other one. I love you Natalia ❤️❤️❤️
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Took me a whole minute 😂
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