Mookamedi Motswane
@IamMotswane
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Favourite pictures from 2023
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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South African men are safe ✌🏽
JUST IN: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19:
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Hi❤️. I don't wanna assume you can't afford electricity. But if you can't, I'm willing to buy you electricity for R100 every month until December. DM me💞
Can anyone buy me R10, electricity pliz!
😢
Meter Number:
01310172919
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I tell him my sinuses are acting up and he wants to drive all the way to Pretoria to see me. I’m 34 ❤️😭
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A random car playing Mnike drove past us in the streets of Portugal and we had a South African moment 😎🕺😂
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I’ll never get tired of telling the world how beautiful this woman is 🥺❤️
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Some sales agent called me & spoke isiZulu🙆🏾♂️🙄. Did I not go hardcore Setswana on her! I went deeper until she said “aw’kwazi u’khuluma isiZulu or English? I’ll get someone that speaks your language to call you”🤦🏽♂️🙄😂.
Mazulu a nagana gore ke di cousin tsa ga Abraham waitse 😂
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I broke up with a hun because ne a batla go check'iwa kort kort nkare pitsa ya stampa 🤦🏽
listen if we’re dating and i don’t see you minimum 7 days out of 7 a week ngcono siyeke. pls
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Looking for a spot where people with 3 degrees have breakfast. Ke ye kae? 🤦🏽♂️😂😎
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Fund fact: Women get a lot of stuff wrong during sex. They even hold our dicks like they’re about to throw a javelin. We just don’t tweet about it
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We cannot afford 5 more years of ANC led government okes! We cannot!
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We don’t know each other but don’t get the deposit back, I’ll settle the balance and pay for flights. A re tsamaye re mo lae
2 Sundays ago I was shopping for Christmas clothes for my boyfriend’s sons with him. Today I’m deleting our pics & trying to get deposits back for our Jan Getaway. Life truly is a bhola.
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Time to put these away and take out my winter colognes 🥶
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If funerals during this pandemic🦠 don’t make black people “realize” they’ve been wasting money they don’t have, nothing will.
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Love how the boys followed the theme 🤌🏾
Bafana ba Taung 🏆
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Ekse👊🏾. DM me your number and let me know how much you need for lunch tomorrow 😉
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No one wants us. We're from broken homes 😭
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At the moment? These 📍
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Dr Malinga has 24 hours to respond
Dr Tumi offers services to Tembisa Hospital’s specialized covid-19 unit
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Wanted to ask you out on a date but we stay miles apart. Send me your banking details and contacts rather ♥️. Let's have dinner over Skype 📹
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Gents, if that Mr Price thread doesn’t teach y’all to stop giving broke girls a chance, nothing will.
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I'm 33 but if my dad senses I'm not okay on the phone, he'll be on N12 to Pretoria the next morning ❤️
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Registered for this degree out of boredom now we’re graduating cum laude
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4 years ago, I was bored and inquisitive so I decided to register for another degree. Got my results today and I’m done. Degree completed ✅.
Never thought I’d say this but I think I have energy for one more degree 🥺🤔
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Dad makes a cup of tea & asks my mom if she’d like some. She says yes & when he brings it, she says “nna mara ke galetse juice waitse, ga eyo?”. 😳🙆🏾♂️ I implode on his behalf and always ask “heh broer, have you been dealing with this for 50 years?”. He replies “Ke tla reng Kgosi?”
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I'll get a girlfriend one day and she'll blindfold me for Nik Naks
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Bought these in my final year at varsity 15 years ago😍. My mom washed them once in 2009 and I almost had a heart attack😬😭🙆🏾♂️🥺
Happy Friday 💯🎊❤️
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My cousin officially went from General Practitioner to Specialist today (General Surgeon 👨⚕️). Congratulations Dr Mongale 🎊🙌🏾
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Give me 0 Mam. Nka se kgone go ja sex nkare dipilisi tsa high blood
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Guys, please make time and visit Northern Cape. There are so many things to do and so much to see. The roads, beaches, topography and scenery🥺. Don’t go to Kuruman, Kimberley or Upington, go deep binnekant NC. Go to Port Nolloth, Victoria West, Namaqualand, Hondeklip Bay😍🥺
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What would my birthday be without me buying myself sneakers and colognes?
I turn 35 today 🎈🥳❤️
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Twitter huns will come at you sideways on the TL and ask for food in your DMs.
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If what is happening in South Africa right now doesn’t make you wanna vote ANC out of power, nothing will.
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"tho" being the operative word. He stands a great chance
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Next time you're in Kuruman, check my cousin's joint out - The Workshop Ko Kasi 🔥♥️🍾💪🏽
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Rona re jolela sex. O batlang loyalty a register’e for reward card ya Dis-Chem➕
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A few hours later, some lady wa Motswana called & told me she was asked to do so. I politely refused to talk to her and asked her to get “molotsana ole wa Mozulu to give me a call when she’s learned Setswana because ga se lehatshe la ga Shaka Zulu le”. I’m still waiting...
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Drove to Potch for family breakfast this morning and couldn’t wait to take pictures with my nieces 🥺❤️😍
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Happy birthday 🎈 to my FaceTime partner
@_Motsoaledi
. My love with the most beautiful nostrils 😍🥺 🎁
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Lo di clever until it’s time to pick a babby daddy
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We’ll do the assignment together as a country buddy. I’ll staple it
Guys, I really love what we did today. Just a quick one from my side, would anyone perhaps mind to speak to my university (UCT) about my assignment?
That thing is due tomorrow and I haven’t started. Please SA ☹️🌚🌚
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2021 marks 8 years since I had my last anxiety attack & 10 since I was diagnosed with depression. You should see the shock on people’s faces when I tell them I’ve been battling depression for years😂. “Wena o le happy so?”, “I thought you had your sh*t together”😂.
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Abuse is inherent. A man will make a gesture that shows he has the potential to beat you in 1998 & only do so in 2009, 13 years into the marriage. While we unequivocally denounce abuse, we also need to implore women to stop being hopeful & walk away when they see the 1st sign
I don’t even date men that yell at me. Cause to me if you can yell at me, you can beat me 😭😭🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
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Because I love traveling and meeting people, plus I don't have a Bae, a trip to Bali with complete strangers from twitter is on the cards. We come up with dates and pay a travel agent to organize it. Meet and greet for the first time at OR Tambo ✈️. Don't say you didn't know 🕺💃
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Nice shirt🥰. What is it made out of? Girlfriend material?
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Sbwl to send someone’s daughter a social distancing care package but dololo bae 😩🥺
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First day of being a corporate adult since March 💻📒
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I’m gonna take a shower and stress about which cologne to wear🥺.
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I don’t buy this sudden emergence by the Hawks. It’s too good to be true & looks scripted & myopic. I wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you! Expect a twist with a dash of disappointment. This is SA🇿🇦after all.
Ke santse ke lo gopotsa gore lo papathela mediocrity matsogo 👏🏾
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While we’re on that brand alignment tip, a re joleng ka di bank statement
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I know the heart wants what it wants but financial lanes are also very important in a relationship. If I'm paying for flights✈️ to Bali, I expect my girl to pay for accommodation. Unless of course it's my treat.
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Birthday gifts 🎁 from me to me.
#MoTurns34
My birthday is in May and because I always get myself presents 🎁, I rushed to the shops before the lockdown to get them. I’ve opened some of them already because I’m out here behaving like a kid the night before a school trip🤦🏽♂️😩😂
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Lol, South African women can’t experience this because they’re not sure who the father of the child is
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Been home for less than 24 hours and have chauffeured my mom everywhere because her boyfriend (my dad) ga a di tsene now that I’m home 🤦🏽♂️. Just dropped her off at church ⛪️ 💕😻
#LoveOfMyLife
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No Oud scent will ever come close to this 🥵Khohlwa! It’s so great I had to get two 🤧
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Guys, please read. Read something, even if it’s an obituary. Read and stop telling people “o nagana gore o clever wena” because they’re knowledgeable. Read, even if it’s a pamphlet from AVBOB!!
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Mmabana Mahikeng, dilapidated.
Mmabatho stadium, dilapidated.
Mahikeng airport, redundant.
Bophuthatswana Recording Studio (BRS), gone.
Lotlamoreng dam, dry.
Convention Centre, used for weddings. Now Mmabatho Palms? 😭🥺
Go hedile ka Mahikeng
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Undisputed champions🔥❤️. 4 of the best fragrances around💉. In the top 10 of my all time favorites 💪🏽. Smelling good is as important as looking good 💉
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I cannot imagine myself dating a woman that constantly needs to be reassured.
Where’s your self-esteem?
Love yourself baby girl, please man.
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