Mom: What are you working on so hard?
Me: I have a talk next week in a conference.
Mom: Wow! Cool! How much they are paying you?
Me: No Mom, I have to pay as a conference fee.
Mom: Are you idiot 😡
Me: 😐😐😐
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Mom: Why are you late today?
Me: I was working on a paper.
Mom: How many paper do you need to get a real JOB?
Me: 😐😐😐😐
PS: I am a Postdoc
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Me: This Christmas I want a real Unicorn.
Santa: Please be realistic.
Me: OK I want to publish my research work without multiple revisions.
Santa: Whar color do you want your Unicorn?
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When you are PhD, you see happy Postdocs everywhere, but when you start your Postdoc, you see happy PhDs everywhere. This witchcraft is difficult to explain.
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Mom: What are you working on?
Me: Working on manuscript.
Mom: What will you do?
Me: We will publish in research journals.
Mom: How much will they pay you for this hard work?
Me: No Mom, We will pay them as Article Processing Charges.
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Life of PhD:
It's Monday: I should work
It's Tuesday: I should work
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It's Saturday: I should work
It's Sunday: I should work
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"... I am addicted to this stuff ☕" I said, pointing to the cup. "not good"
"Worse things to be addicted to" He said.
"🚬, 🥃, 🍷, Weeds?" I said
"Even worse"
"Drugs?" I whispered
"Even worse"
"What🤔" I said
"LOVE ♥️" This time he whispered.
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2. Google Cybersecurity Professional Certificate
✅ Suitable for beginners, covers various cybersecurity aspects.
✅ Includes hands-on projects and prepares for the CompTIA Security+ exam.
✅ Offers access to Google Job Board.
✅ Costs $245 for 5 months on Coursera.
🔗
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What you'll learn
✅ Skip What you'll learn
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1. Google Cybersecurity Professional Certificate
✅ Suitable for beginners, covers various cybersecurity aspects.
✅ Includes hands-on projects and prepares for the CompTIA Security+ exam.
🔗
I hope 2021 we find Reviewer who is kind to us. Reviewer who knows how to handle manuscript. I hope next year is better & happier than 2020.
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First Editors ignore your manuscript,
Then all 5 Reviewers laugh at your manuscript,
Then Reviewer 2 fight with authors,
Then Authors realize they never like manuscript.
Finally authors get "NOT suitable for publication" email.
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