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Beauty ilileft the eyes of the beholder sikuizi inadepend na eyes za make up artist😅
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Msupa amejam juu siwezi lamba hio kitu, Hii si ni mpango ya kunimaliza nimeionea 18,..coz who tf does that!?💀
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Shida hadi sio kugongewa, shida ni agongwe fiti kuliko vile we hugonga💀
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Hio kiherehere ya kupenda wasichana hawana pesa wachia wababa.
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The world is so broke I can't even find a random money on the floor anymore.
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Ukipatana content yangu kwa TL ya mtu mwingine si lazima uscreenshot uniletee kuniambia nimeiba, hio akili hujatumia ndio mimi sina🥲,..lakini I hope mnafurahia😁
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Madem sikuizi wanabehave kama cashiers wa hole sell hadi hawalii wakiachwa "next customer please"😂
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Hii age gap ya 22-28 kama huna support ya mzazi unaeza chizi fr🖐🏾😂
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Nimelipa sadaka na paybill alafu message inapop up "Thank you for your payment"..sikuizi hadi si offering tena!..Heri nilipe mama fua sasa😂
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Shida kidogo inaeza malizwa na pesa ndio unataka kuniua na advice,..tuma pesa kang'ethe, ama what are friends for!?😅
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My last win ni kukua mimi ndio nilikua sperm yenye ilikua na speed na ikamake it, huku kwingine nimekua nikikula Ls left right and centre lakini ipo siku🙌🏾
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Manipulation is when they blame you for your reaction to disrespect.
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No snake is too small for a woman who has never seen a snake.
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Shawtys dont understand that their hoe friends aren't trying to liberate them by telling them to be sexually "free", they're actually just trying to make them lonely and miserable like they are.
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Huwa mnasema mtu asirudi kwao after campus, maisha nayo huamua kutandika msee hii taoni hadi unaamua tu kusema ata prodigal son alirudi kwao.
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Your demure girl ameambiwa "my common sense is your intelligence" na hajawai furahia vile amefurahia sai😂
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Madem hukua za "choke me" masaa za siecs, si you will get wet mkipigwa ngeta😂
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Chakula zingine ukimaliza kukula lazima ushikwe na usingizi automatically😅
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The one thing that I learned from playing chess is that it's okay to have multiple queens.
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Niliuziwa pillow na soo moja na imenipea sleepless nights kuliko zenye mtu wako hukupea, kuifungua ndani mangai napata ni nywele za kinyozi mmenijazia,..kama mnajua hamna huruma muoshe kichwa basi ju hii si ile sleepless nights nataka🤌🏾
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Why do we need birth certificates when nobody can be downloaded!?🤔
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Msichana ni mtu anaeza kuambia vile ex wake ni g
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homeless and broke na the next day umpate kwa nyumba ya huyo ex amevaa baggy T-shirt yake.
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Any "situationship" that is longer than 3 months is self-harm.
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Thick thighs, pretty eyes, beautiful heart and a dirty mind; Deadly combination.
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Unamtext "good morning" na yeye anatext another mf "you were in my dream last night." You thought she was feeling you...!?😅
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Poison ikifika expiry date itakua more poisonous or less poisonous?🤔
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Kabla uambie mbogi you slept with her,..make sure she enjoyed😅
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Nimeamka nikadhani nimelala kwa tent na saa hio si mkono imeinua duve😁
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One man's "nanyesha sikam" is another mans "ingiza yote nacum"💦😂
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Gava hukua na mchezo wallahi,..wakipata minerals kwa backyard yako inakua yao, sasa wamepata weed kwa backyard yangu wanasema ni yangu!😒
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Somebody explain to me like a kid why nikipost content kwa luzungu hainasi kama vile inanasa kwa Kiswahili😅
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Relationship si ya kila mtu,.kila saa haitakua tu ni "listen to me"😂
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Nini hukua kwa haga ya mwanaume yenye hadi hawezi taka manzi yake aangalie?🤔😂
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Dear money💰,
Why are you playing so hard to get,.. I want you.🤲🏾
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Hakuna kitu huniboo kama kukua stuck behind slow walkers,..siku moja nitapiga mtu kofi😂😂
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"Sasa ulikua unataka a shoulder to lean on na umelala na jeans?"
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"Tuma code tuguze" hii phrase imenipea marafiki wengi kuliko body count🙌🏾
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Once you're in a relationship, how often should you say ILY?
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Karibu nikufe njaa usiku na kwa eulogy mngesema he died peacefully in his sleep.🥲
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Nimeshangaa mbona b00bs zimekua kubwa time anataka kuenda kumbe ni slice za mkate ameficha😂
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All weapons formed against me shall be greeted by larger weapons,..forget about prospering😂
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No matter how expensive a lady might look, there's always that guy who sleeps with her for free.
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"Bro huyu nimekula usikule"...Mbogi yako ikiwa ya milayaas huwezi pata echaivii bana.
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I still wonder what happens to those people who ask me directions💀😂
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Kukua na forehead si shida, lakini sasa mbona ikue na veins?😂
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Ukitembea na dem yako tao na uone watu wa stickons hawakusumbui jua tu unadate kimoda😅
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As a side chick, you shouldn't be getting upset. That's very unprofessional.
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Short shawties huwanga wamenyimwa height na kuheighten voices ajab,..ngoja akasirike ndio uskie anaongea kama wanaume wanne wakisii wamekataa kulipwa na foreman😂
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Hawa ladies huenda gym wanaendanga willingly ama wanakuaga na watoto ushago wanajaribu kutufichia!? Ju lazima kuna kitu hawatuambii😅
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Anasema she has a lot to offer apart from siecs, kuulizwa what else she can offer hajajibu hadi sai😅
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Bien is the biggest simp of his time, wtf is "usiponipenda nitapendwa na nani?"😂
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Lakini hata wewe huoni unashow up for people who don't care about you!?... Wacha bana🥲
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Usiwahi judge mtu na content anapush huku, kwa ground vitu ni worse ju huko hakuna community standards.
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Stay away from people who think you're arguing anytime you try to explain yourself.
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I'm starting to feel old, I be late to all the memes & trends these days.😅
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Her: Babe nipromise nikikuambia hutajam.
Me: Ushapeana tena sindio?
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Obsession ni kitu mbaya sana, Elon ako too obsessed na space na Mars hadi after kukuandikia date and time ya post yako lazima akukumbushe "from earth" as if kuna aliens amongst us.😅
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Wale smallwigs hupost "Drop your handles we follow you" with no likes na comments, ikikataa you can try content,..si kwa ubaya lakini hadi kwa content lazima utaforce, thank you😁
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Mtu anaongea upuzi alafu anamaliza na "wajanja wataelewa." Wataelewa nini kang'ethe!?💀
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Ukishaanza kutumia your heart less watasema uko heartless.
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Huyu ananiambia "I gave you the world" na the only thing nimebaki nayo ni empty wallet na freedom.
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The Titanic is a great example of how "just the tip" can get you in a lot of trouble.
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Shida ya madem ni kufikiria ni wao tu hutaka mtu ako na pesa.
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My therapist has just followed me here on 𝕏, I don't know what else he wants to see😂
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Hii matatu hata haingoji a hensam king like me nikae, inabiringika tu fwaa kidogo niume mtu kisogo💀😂
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Ukishapata job the first few weeks unakaanga kama kuku imenyeshewa "What else needs to be done? How may I help you?" After a year unakuaga umechoka to a point unaeza unaambia HR I dare you to fire me😅
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Ukiona a lady ameanza kucheka mid argument just abort mission,..hapo ndio the physcho part ya brain yake inakuaga activated na ni wewe utakua victim of madness😂
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Relationships zikikushinda unaeza jaribu ships zingine kama fellowship ama internship, si lazima uharibu za wengine.
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Bila freedom of speech hatungewai jua kuna mafala wamesoma😅
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Stop taking social media so serious and live your life,.. nothing here is real. Even this chicken here🐔🏎️is bigger than that car.
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Mnamanifest vitu kumbe mshawekelea deposit. Nyinyi ni wakora wallahi😅
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I love it wet, juicy and in a nice pink/red colour. Sometimes it gets the hands sticky, but I don't mind. Watermelon is amazing🤗
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Kama hatoi nduru za kuaminikika during siecs just get her pregnant na umngojee labour room,..kichwa tu😅
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Watu hukua kwa toxic relationships ndio huelewa mbona choo huitwa restroom😅
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Once you catch him cheating, he will never trust you again...🤨
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The good thing with kuishi peke yako ni hakuna mtu atakukasirikia ukikosa, kama sai sijakula na sijakarisika😁
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"Hapa si fog, ni sisi tunaiva" so funny that mnaita kuvuta bangi kuiva🚮
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