Down 28 lbs in two months 😎

Our whole lab is hollering at this, lmaoooo

RT @AB84:

@captaincnote Lmaooooooooo had to null and void his ass

@Lemme_Get_That Europe despises Elon and Trump too much to bend over, and they will actively separate themselves from dependence on U.S. rather than let Musky captain the ship. Canada and Mexico already finessed Trump, the EU will retaliate harder.

The Super Bowl starts at 5:00 in the morning. Do I even wanna get up for this shit?

I wanna be home for Mardi Gras but I'm sitting in a server room in the middle of the Indian Ocean. EVIL work.

@tummihamm I wanna move back but I'm not sure when/if

@tummihamm what are rent prices like in NOLA?

RT @SheDatWeDat: *Laughs* because I’m a Pelicans & Saints fan…

@unusual_whales @Lemme_Get_That you still in shit?

@captaincnote @juhmeer @ShezusChrist You NEED to go to Osaka my nigga

Twelve hour shifts each day a week. Barely time after for gym, then sleep. I'm in the best phyiscal health of my thirties and I don't really drink anymore so is this boring to sit in an air conditioned lab and scrolll Reddit all day? Yes. But being paid to be bored is... fine?

An Air B&B in Nigeria is $800 for a month. Nairobi, $600. Thailand, $500. Indonesia, $400. I might just take months off overseas.

@Lemme_Get_That @yo_girl_Tear It's 4:42 P.M. here but why are you up at before six in the mornin'?

MAN I miss New Orleans.

RT @skooks: Well it is Mardi Gras again

Spartanburg's average rent is $1,400 but the companies e-mailing me are only offering $60,000/yr bruh they smokin' bricks 😭😭😭