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They got @Im_VelvetJones out the paint,so this where I’m at #TarHeels

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@IVelvetjones
IWas_VelvetJones
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And my all time favorite 😂😂😂
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please quote tweet a video that never ceases to make you laugh… i need a good laugh right now.
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LMAOOO this Kurt Warner movie so bad, look at Ray Lewis
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Meg’s ass could wake up Tracy McGrady’s other eye
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“Dont let my coloreds take that smile off your pretty porcelain face, sweetie”
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😳😳😳😳😳 Skylar fed the fuck up
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Get well soon, Jamie Foxx 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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@Natural_OneDurr Awkafino is hilarious
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Insanity
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@el_budget Peyton just don’t be understanding how you can not see what he sees 😂😂
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The Popeyes biscuit when I forgot the drink
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@IVelvetjones
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40 Year Old Virgin has me in fucking tears Everytime Top 5 Comedy of all time 😂😂😂😂
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I’m at the airport and was talking to a guy that went to the Lakers game, I said “Man, DLo gotta go” He says, “I ain’t even gonna lie to you, that’s my stepson” 😂😂😂😂
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@IVelvetjones
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Gail pulled up dressed like Leon 😂😂😂
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Made for the W
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🐸 x 🐘 — AYE DJ, cue Knuck If You Buck 🤣 • Nah, it’s always Greek love —🫶 SKEE-OOP! @_ajawilson22 🤝 @Gail_BeAN #MadefortheW | 📸: @itsBTerrell
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@NSCHawks
𝐍𝐒𝐂
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Bruh threw her 100k to get her out the way 😳
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“Get an abortion lol” He sprinkled that lol like parsley, he’s serious about this playoff run
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Piñata Farms: The Meme App
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DaBaby wildin after jumping Dani Leigh’s brother
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Look how salty this nigga was LMAAAAAOOOOOOO
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@IVelvetjones
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The greatest Australian center to ever put on an Aces jersey
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@slattnslime Man I remember when they was $65
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@IVelvetjones
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You see the shirt, reppin in Colombia! @_ajawilson22
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@IVelvetjones
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The wife outta town, but I slid this in her luggage so niggas know 😂😂😂
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@IVelvetjones
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Breanna Stewart got outscored by Cayla George…
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Plain White Threes
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Chubbs: “In 1965 they wouldn’t let me play on the Tour” Happy: “Awwww, cuz you’re black??” Chubbs: “HELL NO! Damn alligator BIT MY HAND OFF!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RexChapman
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26-years ago today “Happy Gilmore” premiered in theaters (1996) …
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@LeahRemini @KevinJames When Doug asked where the scissors were 😂😂😂
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@IVelvetjones
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This dude really the greatest player I’ve ever seen
@PitchingNinja
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Shohei. Home Run AGAIN. 😳😳😳
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@IVelvetjones
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Nigga, YOU had Michael Jordan too FOH 😂😂😂😂
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My parents had Michael Jordan, I have Anthony Edwards
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Rubio gonna stay in Spain after the Olympics 😂😂😂
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1. Flowers make your wife happy 2. Happy wife, happy life 3. Dont be a cheap dumbass
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suli breaks / solomon
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my wife always wants me to buy her flowers, but i don’t 😅😅. i honestly don’t understand what the big deal with flowers is? am i missing something?
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@abake6 At the OUTLETS SMH
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@IVelvetjones
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Popped a little question this weekend....
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@IVelvetjones
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Yes. Them Samoans will put your head through a stadium seat
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Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
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Is it true Niners fans are more violent than Raiders fans
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Been fine since she was dressing like a Tony Hawk created character
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Nelly Furtado showing off her figure at age 44 while performing a few of her classics 🤍
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My son was telling me he carries two backpacks to school, I looked at him crazy and asked why?!?! He said, "My friend has cerebral palsy, so I carry her stuff for her..." When I tell you I hit that head tilt, MANNNNNN
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@big_business_
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Juwan Howard caressed his face I'm fucking cackling
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Nobody defended A’ja Wilson on offense better than Bill Laimbeer SMH
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Yes, you hoe ass nigga
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Nate Jones
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So I assume by the Twitter outrage, if/when Aja gets a signature shoe, all of you are buying pairs? 🤣 🤔
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Player: “My release has been off lately, what can I do to improve my jumper?” Cynthia Cooper: DICK
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This is inexcusable, Fayetteville
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WTF?!? 😂😂😂😂
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@livmoods Defending her from what? That fellow WNBA Players aren’t kissing the ground she walks on? NBA players didn’t bow down to Wemby or Bron when they entered the league, why should they?
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Pray for Kelsey Plum’s DMs, yall bout to be acting SO stupid 😂
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You…..You think Taurasi is Black?!?
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Mood as I am officially retired from the Air Force today!!
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LMAOOO my bad, you was definitely out in the clubs at 11 when it came out, what was I thinking
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I truly don’t know why y’all choose to be disrespectful on this app like grown ass ppl wont slap tf out of y’all cause I was definitely 11. I’m about to be 31. Refuckinlax.
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@chi_lando Throwing out that college career where nobody on the team or the program fucks with him
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@ktrice4life I do not care.
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I love that Chennedy actually looks for Kamilla in the post
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@jgvti @WNBA @EWeezy_For3eezy She tripped herself getting crossed up
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We DEEEEED IT! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@big_business_
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Chargers had Travis Kelce running like he was a Make A Wish kid.
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@IVelvetjones
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I’ve had my uncle spell my name 3 different ways IN THE SAME TEXT 😂😂
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🦫✨America Is Musty✨🦫
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Dawg 😭 they've literally known our names LONGER THAN WE HAVE and will still fuck it up
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Robert Downey Jr.
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Has a rebrand ever been as successful as domino’s??
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Little House on the Perimeter
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HELP
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@el_budget He couldn’t WAIT to give someone that “Alright now” 😂😂😂
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This looks like a new show premiering on the CW
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The #HouseOfTheDragon cast for Emmy Magazine
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One of my all time favorites 😂😂😂😂
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Pound for pound that’s the funniest video on Twitter
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Niggas getting ready for Raiders vs Chargers in Inglewood…
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Cris Carter when he called Dabbing “ Bapping” 😂😂😂
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Nah bro why did Fat Joe say SKEE-YOOOUUUU LLLMMFFAAOOOOOOO
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@OkSoMik @SweatyKeef And the AOL Sound of the door closing in the background on 112 “You Already Know
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@chi_lando Soon as he got booted out the league he started telling SMH
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Thank you for this gem @Chuckisdope
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@BigWos Lmaaaoooo folks was saying they the next Shaq and Kobe, and they wasnt even D-Will and Boozer
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Everybody black rooting for the Liberty
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@MostCrucified Sabrina and Stewie needs this ring bro !!!
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@GeorgeFoster72 LOL they’ve been going at it for years too
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HIT THE FUCKING MUSIC
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Candace used to pull up to Staples dressed like Stone Cold, why are y’all surprised???
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Bun B said Mexicans listen to rap and niggas got mad?!?! Y’all really do find anything to argue about
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Crazy that these days a nigga can put up 27, 14,8 while dragging bum ass Aaron Gordon and Austin Rivers to the playoffs and niggas say FOH when you win MVP
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Kyrie about to be doing some trick dribbling on the corner of Hollywood Blvd while them people preach 😂😂😂
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When I see niggas choosing the Liberty over the Aces:
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Streets need New York Liberty to win the title now
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Damn, I really was front row for Maya Moore’s last game…
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@IZigger77 @adidoz_aditya @Baltej_hoops 😂😂😂😂 dude said fuck all that, Draymond back next week
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Jeezy was in his Donell Jones bag heavy 😂😂
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Ime Udoka bout to fight Jeezy
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4 fouls in 9 minutes coming to an arena near you!
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Price of the brick just went up
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Look man, when I first went in the Air Force, the first thing my mom told me was “Don’t mess with no military girl…” She was VERY right lol
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Military hoes are insane, she snuck in Dalvin Cook's crib like Solid Snake cuz he was probably with another chick.
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That immediate 3 he bricked in Draymond’s face…
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Draymond trying to get into De’Aaron Fox head, smh hope he doesn’t fall for it.
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😂😂😂😂😂 You was probably 5 when it dropped, it’s okay
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DJ Bri Mafia
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Never in my life have I ever wanted to here “In Da Club” by 50 Cent in an actual club. Like be fuckin foreal.
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Ja think he one of the O’Doyles from Billy Madison
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No Jumper
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Ja Morant was investigated by cops for assault on another high school student back in September
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Of course Mike Trout is an Eagles season ticket holder, he ain’t ever working in September 😂😂😂
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Ced & Lavita 😂😂😂
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@livmoods I think this was more of a shot to Barkley for what he said yesterday
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That Baltimore accent was in full display lmaoo
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Crowning moment. Sound on.
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Tems got on some Matt Hardy pants
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Outkast was 19 when Southernplayalistic dropped
@big_business_
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
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LL Cool J was 17 when he dropped Radio on Def Jam bro, shit Rakim was 19 when he made I Ain't No Joke come on man😭😭😭
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I know Deshaun Watson reminiscing like shit listening to this Andre 3000 album
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That Baby Shaq, Jordan, and Barkley pic went Diamond
@joebeez
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I just tweeted NBA niggas treat him like he’s Greg Kite
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Nah why Stanley Johnson punk Rudy Gobert like that 💀💀💀
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Kali Uchis singing “Llama Llama Red Pajama” is one of the most soothing things I’ve ever heard
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What school is missing?? 🤔🤔🤔
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I just pictured his big ass stuffed in a Nissan Sentra trying to shoot out the windows and fell out
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
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According to the Pierce (Wash.) Corrections Inmate listings, six-time NBA All-Star Shawn Kemp -- a legendary member of the Seattle Sonics -- has been booked in an alleged drive-by shooting.
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@_ajawilson22 a true trendsetter
@TeaCooper2
Tc2
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Whole league damn near wearing the one leg now 🚨 tough
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@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
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Pound for pound that’s the funniest video on Twitter
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