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🦪 albert 🦪
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@AlbertsStuff hey albert my college applications are coming soon and i need a recommendation letter could u write mine? im applying to harvard.
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10 subscribers 😎. @AlbertsStuff . (i know im late these paintings take a long time to finish)
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@AlbertsStuff mitski? tyler the creator? MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE??? this screams 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈.
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@AlbertsStuff @michaeljackson this is unrelated but you look like what humans would look like if they evolved to survive car crashes
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@AlbertsStuff Hello albert I will no longer be telling you when my birthday is and I will be expecting a complete of full on that package of a merch but if it doesn’t arrive I will be showing you suing not showing sorry I am using text to speech because I am eating clams.
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@AlbertsStuff Viewer discretion is adviced. This is the last ever picture taken of this young man named Albert Aretz after going on the highway while texting. He caused a major crash resulting in the death of himself and 4 other victims after hitting a 14 wheeler that subsequently lost control
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@AlbertsStuff hey just wanted to let you know that the first thing that the ppl at admissions offices to the universities im applying to are gonna see on my visual arts portfolio is your face
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@AlbertsStuff oomf is a mitski fan and a flamingo fan they recognized my flimflam merch the other day it was so fun.
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@AlbertsStuff ALBERT ITS BEEN A LITTLE OVER A MONTH OF OWNING A CAR AND I ALREADY RAN OVER A LITTLE CREATURE HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU PLEASE ANSWER I DONT WANT TO KEEP ON DRIVING IF IM GOING TO RUN OVER MORE CREATURES ALBERT.
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@AlbertsStuff THE IDENTITY OF THE CULPRIT HAS BEEN RELEASED! CALL THE AUTHORITIES IF YOU SPOT THIS MAN!
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@AlbertsStuff my stepdad uses this emoji and i hate him please stop using it for my mental health.
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Hey @AlbertsStuff , I am genuinely concerned for your mental stability. I am distressed and petrified by the mirage of your frame of mind submerging into an expanse of ire and indignation. Seek help immediately.
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