EYEPATCH
@ILL_EATIT
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Last Seen Profiles
What I wish elimination was like 😔😔😔😔😔😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😖😖😖😣😣😣😣😣😣😣💔💔🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
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ALMOST DONE with my AWESOME diss track on Printer…. Heheh…. 😈
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I FIXED IT EVEN BETTER‼️‼️‼️
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Bros WHO told the captain about this❓❓⁉️
ALMOST DONE with my AWESOME diss track on Printer…. Heheh…. 😈
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Busy boosting my AWESOME MANLINESS‼️ You guys wouldn’t understand 😂😂
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Now THIS is SO awesome‼️‼️🙏🔥🔥 The sheer amount of AURA radiating from this video is OTHERWORLDLY‼️‼️‼️ If I got into a fight with THIS GUY, I would be RUNNING🔥🔥🔥💯💯 Even if i’m REALLY strong because DANG‼️ Invited onto my crew ANYDAY TRUST ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏💯
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Day 4 of being eliminated bros 🔥🔥🔥💯💯🙏 Sanity about to walk the plank💯💯💯
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HEH, WOAH‼️ THERE ARE SO MANY COOL GIFS OF ME‼️‼️‼️ LOOK AT ALL OF THEM
oOh.
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😐
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"Bob-omb.."
"Yes, Eyepatch?"
"I don't know if i
Can survive this
animatic battle
alone....💔"
"Me neither..."
"Its just so scary
Without you!"
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Felt lirk recording my alpha workout chat i’m so alpha var and i are the alphas trust
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GET OUUUTUT GET OUUUT GET OUUUT OF MY HEAD GET OUUUUT GET OUUUT BOOOO BOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATOOO GET OFF THE STAGEEEE OUT OF MY HEADDD 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
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GAH‼️‼️THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED ‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️THIS MIGHT BE A TIME TRAVELER LADDIES…..
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//OOC// 🧵
Ok this is more serious n personal, so i sincerely hope you guys at least read the bare minimum of what i got to say here.
I made this parody for fun, i’m not an outstanding writer or anything.
I make these posts with comedy coming first, even if it’s just a little-
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LETS GOOOOO SHANTIESS🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏
THIS CAT IS SO BADASS AND AWESOME LOOK AT HIM GO🙏
HOW INTIMIDATING I WOULD NOT DARE CROSS HIS SEAS ‼️‼️‼️‼️
Busy boosting my AWESOME MANLINESS‼️ You guys wouldn’t understand 😂😂
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Who’s gonna tell bro it’s not blackmail if it’s already happened before LOLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥
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I CANT EVEN MAKE THIS UP BRO WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️❓❓☹️☹️😕🙁🙁🙁🙁
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SO HARD when you always look PRETTY COOL
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"MiniDisky.."
"Yes, Popcorn?"
"I don't know if i
Can survive this
animatic battle
alone....💔"
"Me neither..."
"Its just so scary
Without you!"
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ayee? you calling me whitepatch? *grabs pirate cutlass* who in the name of Davy Jones' locker are you?!
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ya tomater on the mic.
If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle
Have we got a show for you
Veggie Tales, veggie tales, veggie tales, veggie tales
Veggie Tales, veggie tales, veggie
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This is WAYYY too many steps to remember ☹️☹️☹️☹️
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// basically an explanation lmk if any of yall need me to explain it in fortnite terms 🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥
// whats up brother ☝️☝️
smth happened that made me extremelyyyy uncomfortable but i got it sorted out now !!! i think ! 💪
ill yap abt it more later if anyone has any questions but thats just the TLDR ykkk
Im gonna stay here but i might not post for a week or 2🥳
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Didn’t post ONCE today..... Heh.... did you guys miss me or WHAT ‼️‼️
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This you?🤣🤣🤣
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Hello, this is Eyepatch's mother. Last night he overdosed on that meat he liked so much for some weird reason, and got food poisoning and died. Please send prayers. 🙏
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I still feel bad for assuming Bob-omb was a murderer BUT STUPID ANIMATIC of course had to RUIN THE MOMENT ‼️‼️
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NAHHHH actually THIS is totally me and bro ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯💯🏴☠️🏴☠️
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// Hello!!! This account and my other parodies
@HappyNiceField
and
@ASTOUNDINGGG
will be inactive and possibly abandoned due to the situation coming to light.
I ask that everyone read up on what they can and do not harass anyone involved.
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// Yeahhh never thought i’d have to say this !!!!
But can we NOT post about sexual topics revolving around minors’ own characters??? 😁😁
Please have some common sense yall, this is disturbing and gross. I don’t care if it’s for a joke, please grow up
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WHY IS SOMEONE NAMED ANIMATICPILLED BOMBPATCHMAXXER FOLLOWING ME WHY CAN I NOT ESCAPE THAT WEIRD PHRASE
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// OKAY so basically I have a folder of out of context AB parody twt screenshots 🙏🙏
I’ve collected so many tho and i need to free up space on my phone 💔 So i’m just gonna dump them all into this thread
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They learn so fast 🥹🥹🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏
ARGG THERE BE TREASURE🤑🤑🤑💰🤑🔥🙏💰💰🙏🤑🤑🙏🙏💰🙏🔥🤑🙏💰🔥‼️‼️🤑🔥🙏💰‼️‼️🤑🔥🙏💰
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HMMM.. MAYBE‼️ Being a pirate is a HARD process… It’s not just for anyone‼️‼️ You need to prove you’re AWESOME and the seas need to call out to you ‼️🔥🔥💯
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// guys genuinely who let me post
"Bob-omb.."
"Yes, Eyepatch?"
"I don't know if i
Can survive this
animatic battle
alone....💔"
"Me neither..."
"Its just so scary
Without you!"
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Now THIS. is a guy that knows where it’s REALLY at
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BROS. It is NOT time for me to take my meds because I DON’T take anything ‼️‼️‼️💯💯‼️‼️🔥
Now THIS is SO awesome‼️‼️🙏🔥🔥 The sheer amount of AURA radiating from this video is OTHERWORLDLY‼️‼️‼️ If I got into a fight with THIS GUY, I would be RUNNING🔥🔥🔥💯💯 Even if i’m REALLY strong because DANG‼️ Invited onto my crew ANYDAY TRUST ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏💯
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Bro
@eucerinsilliest
this is YOUR Object Fool winner bro 😂😂 Me personally I would NOT let this guy win
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// whats up brother ☝️☝️
smth happened that made me extremelyyyy uncomfortable but i got it sorted out now !!! i think ! 💪
ill yap abt it more later if anyone has any questions but thats just the TLDR ykkk
Im gonna stay here but i might not post for a week or 2🥳
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DONT LET THEM COOK EVER AGAIN
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What an OBVIOUS edit 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Get a load of this guy 🙏🙏🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
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*SEAGULL SOUNDS* 🕊️🦜🦜
YE 🫵 BE LISTENIN👂TO
*SWORD BEING DRAWN* 🗡️⚔️🤺
102.3🗣️🗣️🔥💯
*YARRR* 🙏🏴☠️🏴☠️
PIRATES 🗡️ FM ‼️🔥
*CANNONBALL FIRES* 🔫
WHERE ⚓️WE PLAY ▶️ NOTHING BUT SHANTIES 🎼 SHANTIES 🎤 AND ⛵️MORE SHANTIES 🎶
*WAVES 🌊HITTING WOOD*
THIS AINT YOUR LANDLUBBERS STATION
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Ngl being eliminated isn’t as bad as I thought it would be Doorframe is mad real sometimes 🙏🔥🔥 I can feel the inner scallywag in the dude 🔥💯
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