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SUBJECT IS MAD ABOUT DRUNK PEOPLE, INCLUDING HIMSELF, BEHAVING POORLY. SUBJECT WANTS NEW SHOES AND TO BE YOUNGER AND HEALTHIER. OPTIONS WERE DISCUSSED.
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FEELS LIKE HE IS DYING AND TECHNOLOGY IS TORTURING HIM
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A MALE WITHOUT A SHIRT IS DOING KARATE MOVES AT THE FOUNTAIN, MAKING PARENTS AND CHILDREN NERVOUS.
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KUM & GO
MALE IN A RED VAN PARKED HERE MASTURBATING
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CARS PARKED ILLEGALLY ON THE STREET, 2 BEDS SET UP IN BACKYARD, 40 TO 50 PEOPLE WEARING WEIRD GOWNS
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MALE WHO HAS BEEN WARNED NOT TO BE HERE IS HERE AGAIN
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The Iowa vs Iowa State game always inspires interesting signs. Reply with pictures of other ones you see around town. There are also generally a number of police calls complaining about the vulgarity of these signs and we'll make sure to keep you updated about those too.
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MALE HUGGING A DOG FOR PAST 2 HOURS AT THIS LOCATION JUST SITTING ON CURB
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MALE PASSED OUT WITH A DONUT ON HIS CHEST MAIN LOBBY
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PROTESTORS HAVE GONE FROM PROTESTING QUIETLY TO USING CHALK ON THE SIDEWALK, CALLER REQUESTING OFFICER TO CHECK IF THIS IS LEGAL
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WANTS TO BE DONE WITH THE NONSENSE IN IOWA CITY
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MALE AND FEMALE ARGUING AT PANCHEROS. FEMALE THREW BURRITO AT MALE
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DUMPSTER ON FIRE
THERE ARE FLAMES INSIDE THE DUMPSTER
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CHILD DIALED 911, ADVISED ME SHE LIKES SCOOBY DOO AND NOW IS JUST AN OPEN LINE
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BURST OF TELEPATHIC ENERGY TELLING HIM SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AT THIS ADDRESS
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MALE DRESSED AS A CLOWN IS HARASSING EMPLOYEES AT THE SALVATION ARMY AND REFUSING TO LEAVE
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SUMMIT RESTAURANT & BAR
PEOPLE ARE WORKING FOR MINIMUM WAGE, STAFF LETTING UNDERAGE PEOPLE IN, ALSO THE ROOF IS LEAKING SEWER WATER AND THEY SERVE IT TO PEOPLE. A CUSTOMER WAS DRAGGED OUT BY HIS HAIR TONIGHT B/C HE DIDN^T SPEND ENOUGH MONEY
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OPOSSUM ON THE ALPHA PHI FRONT PORCH THE GIRLS ARE COMING BACK FROM SPRING BREAK AND ARE SCARED
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BRUEGGERS BAGELS: MALE FELL IN THE PARKING LOT AND INTOX, SAID "I^VE BEEN DRINKING, JUST LET ME LAY HERE AND DIE" W/M DRK GRY COAT, BLU JEANS
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RP ADVISED HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE BUS AND WAS SUBSEQUENTLY PILFERED OF HIS WARES
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FEMALE STATING THAT IF WE DONT COME GET THIS GUY OUT OF HER HOUSE SHE WILL TAKE HIM OUT IN A BODY BAG
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FEMALE SUBJECT PICKED UP DEER SHE HIT ON ROAD AND PUT IN BACK SEAT AND DEER IS STILL ALIVE
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MALE REFUSING TO LEAVE, NOT VIOLENT JUST BEING "HIMSELF"
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OBSERVED JOHNATHAN TRYING TO SMOKE A COMICALLY SMALL AMOUNT OF MARIJUANA AT ONE OF THE PICNIC TABLES. MARIJUANA WAS THROWN AWAY IN TRASH CAN AND JOHNATHAN WAS WARNED.
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DOG ROAMING THE AREA. SHORT LEGS, BUT WELL GROOMED.
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TRASHMAN ADVISED THERE IS A MALE IN A TRASHCAN
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FEMALE JUST WALKED IN AND PEED AT THE SHERATON FRONT DESK
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LANGUAGE BARRIER....PARAKEET IN A TREE NOT COMING DOWN REQ ASSISTANCE
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CALLER ADVISING HE SMELLED GAS IN THE BUILDING AND HE TOLD THE MANAGER THIS AND THE MANAGER TOLD HIM IT WASNT GAS IT WAS TOFU
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MALE WALKED IN SOAKING WET- SAYS HE DOESN^T KNOW HOW HE GOT THERE OR WHERE HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE
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CALLER UPSET ABOUT A TRAIN SOMEWHERE IN IOWA CITY HONKING ITS HORN
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SAW A MALE POURING VODKA INTO HIS COFFEE WHILE HE WAS DRIVING
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HALLOWEEN DECOR SCREAMING AND IT NEVER STOPS - ALL DAY EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 5 DAYS
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RP WANTS HALF HIS MONEY BACK BECUSE HE IS GETTING LAUGHED AT DUE TO HIS HAIRCUT, PEOPLE SAID HE LOOKS LIKE A "LITTLE DUTCH BOY ON CRACK" WHEN ASKED FOR HIS NUMBER TO HAVE AN OFFICER CALL HIM BACK HE SAID FORGET IT AND HUNG UP
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2 INTOX PEOPLE HAVING LOUD SEX IN KUM AND GO BATHROOM W/F BLONDE GRY SKIRT, W/M BLK JACKET JUST WALKED OUT
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SOME SORT OF CREATURE IN CALLERS BACK YARD, LOOKS VERY THIN, HARDLY ANY FUR, ADV ITS JUST HORRIBLE TO LOOK AT
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MALE WITH AMPLIFIED GUITAR AT THIS INTERSECTION
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A THOUSAND PEOPLE IN THE ROADWAY, JUMPING ON CARS...MAKING IT IMPASSABLE...DRUNK PEOPLE FALLING DOWN THE HILL
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VERY LARGE RACCOON IN ROADWAY, CALLER BELIEVES IT WILL CAUSE SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE TO ANY PASSING VEHICLES
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WALMART: CUSTOMER RETURNED ITEM WITH METH IN IT
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JIMMY JOHNS: EMPLOYEE QUIT AND KEPT DELIVERY TOPPER AFTER THROWING A FIT
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FEDERAL HELICOPTER SHOOTING INVISIBLE RAYS AT RP BATTERY. RP WAITING IN FRONT OF WALMART AND ADV EVERYONE SAW THE INVISIBLE RAYS SHOOT HIS BATTERY OUT. RP ADV THIS IS AN ACT OF WAR ON A CIVILIAN
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PEOPLE ARE DROPPING A KITCHEN TABLE OFF DECK...THEY USUALLY ONLY DO BEER BOTTLES, BUT IT^S ESCALATING TONIGHT
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"EXTREME HIPPIES" IN A CAMPER AT DELI MART THEY ARE LOOKING A "LITTLE ROUGH"
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INTOXICATED SHOPLIFTER PEEING THEIR PANTS
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DOGS HEAD IS STUCK IN A WINE RACK AND SHE NEEDS HELP GETTING IT UNSTUCK
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WHEN ASKED HIS ADDRESS
MALE SAID "I FORGOT" AND HUNG UP
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MALE THAT WAS KICKED OUT OF THE APT BUILDING...FOR NOISE COMPL IS NOW OUTSIDE WITH A BULLHORN SINGING JINGLE BELLS
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CALLER IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HER NEIGHBORS, THEY STOPPED AND TALKED TO HER WHEN SHE WAS DOING YARD WORK, SHE DOESNT WANT THEM TO DO THAT
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ITS DISTURBING THAT OFFICERS SIT IN THE PARKING LOT NEAR CALLERS APT, SHE LOVES THE POLICE AND KNOW THAT THEY ARE THERE JUST TO PROTECT HER, BUT WHEN SHE IS OFF WORK FROM BEING A NURSE AT THE HOSPITAL, AND THEY ARE ACROSS THE STREET FROM HER OPEN WINDOW, SHE JUST STARES AT THEM
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MOM NEEDS HELP GETTING UP, SHE IS WEDGED BETWEEN THE WALL AND THE BED AND IS VERY INTOIXCATED
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INTOXICATED MALE
HAS BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE BUT IS REFUSING
PENN ST SHIRT
BACKWARDS HAT
BLUE SHORT
TAT ON HIS RIGHT SHIN
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FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS EVERY 30 SECONDS THERE IS A LOUD BEEP
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TALKING ABOUT GENERAL TSO^S CHICKEN IN THE BACKGROUND
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NO MOVEMENT ON THE ENTIRE BLOCK. VERY QUIET, A LITTLE TOO QUIET.
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TWO JUVENILES ON THE ROOF TRYING TO HANG A SIGN "GO HOME KIM REYNOLDS"
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WANTS TO TALK TO AN OFFICER ABOUT HIS BAR TAB FROM THE SUMMIT THE OTHER NIGHT IT WAS OVER $700
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HY-VEE
SUBJ CONSUMED BUCKET OF CHICKEN THROUGH STORE AND WONT PAY
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MALE AND FEMALE DOING THEIR ANNUAL SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER
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WANTS TO TALK TO OFFICER IN PERSON ABOUT ALL THE CRIMES
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MALE CUTTING LAWN WITH LAWN MOWER THAT IS ON FIRE AND WON^T STOP AFTER RP TOLD HIM ITS ON FIRE
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WANTS TO KNOW IF HE CAN "LIKE" A FACEBOOK POST THAT A PERSON WHO HAS A NO CONTACT ORDER FILED AGAINST HIM HAS POSTED
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