Currently fixating on the fact that 20 years ago this scream ended Howard Dean’s presidential campaign because people thought he didn’t seem presidential. Good thing this is as bad as it got and no candidate has done anything as heinous since.
I beg of you to know your worth and not accept any less than you deserve, even if it means life doesn’t look exactly the way you thought it would. The unknown can be scary but spinning your wheels in perpetuity is perhaps even scarier. None of us have unlimited time.
When I was in a meeting for work the other day someone started a sentence with “Do you have the time…” and I blurted out “TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE” but no one understood the reference and they all just looked at me in silence for a few seconds and then just continued talking
I became consumed with the idea that I needed to bake a cake from scratch so I did and look how perfect and beautiful it is. I could win competitions with this thing.
This guy that had never heard of us before came up to me after our show and told me he had a really tough day but we helped take his mind off things and feel better for a little bit and I just think that’s really cool. That’s what it’s all about.
My neighbor, who I never talk to, saw me carrying a guitar to my car and was like “on your way to go rock and roll?!” and now I feel like I have to move
One time when I was like 15 I had a random two week phase where I decided my true calling in life was to be a magician. I bought props and tried learning all these tricks and everyone was just like wtf man and then one day I woke up and thought the same thing and that was that
Some people will paint you as the villain no matter what you do to try and make them feel better about themselves. It’s easier to point the finger at you than the mirror. You are not who they say you are just because they say it. Please don’t let these people destroy your spirit.
Some people would rather create a distorted version of reality and try to turn you into a villain than take an ounce of accountability for anything and these people deserve scraped knees
When you open the app and catch a brief glimpse of a banger tweet and want to keep reading but the timeline updates too fast and you never see it again
My Uber driver asked me if I wanted to listen to anything so I told him to play the band Cascade Riot and is it was playing he asked me how I discovered them
Listen, it’s Sunday night and we’re probably a little bummed but we don’t need to be. There’s a brand new week ahead of us. New opportunities. New you. And soon, it will be the weekend again! 🎉🍾
It’s a gloomy day out and I’m just sitting here drinking coffee and listening to records with nowhere to be and a cat on my lap. Hard to top these moments.