Von Stockton
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Fortune 100 CPA • Financial Literacy Enthusiast • UConn Alum • IG: J2TheVON
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I'm locked in. Focused. I got a dream and I'm gon protect it
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bartender looked me dead in my eyes and said “no wifey tonight?” in front of the hoes. Negative tip
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Veeze said “who shot me in my back? Nah my outfit just Ricky” and I pulled the car over
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My cousins from the south came to visit me for the first time so I did what any reasonable CT person would do and took em to NY
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y’all got brainwashed into thinking working multiple jobs is an accomplishment... work smarter, not harder
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this was supposed to stay in local twitter 💀 I do not have a gf and black men don’t cheat
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y’all date solely based on sex appeal and then be mad ya partner got the communication skills of a peanut
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@ManicDrugDealr
Then a few songs later veeze said “Today im goin Christian to the floor, im a holy man” more designer bars than Gunna in his prime 😂
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okay I let let y’all slide calling me a cheater, but a “bad tipper” is where I draw the line 😤 I got morals
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CT always ranking in the top 10 for education and testing scares me because I’ve seen some idiots here…. You telling me the rest of the country is dumber than this?
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@lijdabarbarian
Sir Ima need you to go play
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Boat Interlude again cause what he did to Yachty on there needs to be studied
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Nobody will correct you faster than someone who went to Central Magnet and not just Central
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If casinos allowed crazy 8s and uno y’all wouldn’t see me anywhere else
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@FlyoutChase
I remember somebody on here said Jay Z the mf that pass out the pens at meetings 😂
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Connecticut weather is really in its bag today. We seen 4 seasons and it ain’t even 5pm yet
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@filayyyy
@CallMeConroy
The only basketball video I ever seen without someone in the comments hating, that’s how you know
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@workingl4te
@pissofff36
@SlattJefe
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@SGBATMAN04
We got the Cleveland Committee over here
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Bought my house 4 years ago this week for $282K at 23 years old. My appraisal report came back this week at $433K. Ownership is the way
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Finally got the score for my 4th and final Certified Public Accountant exam... each has a passing rate of 50% and i went 4 for 4😭 if that ain’t God’s plan idk what is. When you say my name, add CPA at the end 💰
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Officially started my career today 🙌🏾 looking forward to the many upcoming years of success and growth
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my yt friends be at a different wedding every other month. My people be arguin if you should get your BM’s kids food too. I’m tired
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Last day in CT.. went back to my childhood house on the East End last night and just sat in nostalgia
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@PaperChasin_E
@4TheCulture____
Idk bout YOU but to some little black girl out in the trenches somewhere this means everything. Representation matters
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Being likable is a valuable skill. Its gotten me paid more than people smarter than me, free tickets/drinks, invites from groups I’m even close with, promotions, etc
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no desire to work… business owner… Idk what world y’all be living in but you’re in for a rude awakening
I have no desire to work. I want to be a stay at home Mom & Business Owner. I wanna wake up at 6am in my silk robe then hit the gym. Run random errands, Brunch, shopping with my girls, spa days & Travel across the Country once a month😭 Every girl should live a comfortable life💞
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the older I get the more I realize nobody really has a clue what’s going on so it makes no sense to judge. We’re all just winging life, relationships, jobs, finding our purpose, etc
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going on FB and seeing girls complain about who they chose to have a baby with is so funny.. sis did you really think Fettii Cha$inABag Jones was bout to be a standup father?
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Just landed from a one way flight to my dream city with no plans of returning home and no family within a thousand miles. Built for this
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started interviewing last week and now I have 2 6 figure offers on the table ready to compete for me. I love it here
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The best summer was when you can go in a party and hear OOOUUU, Work, and One Dance the same night
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UConn by a million. 3rd straight championship a lock
the fact that im in the same wedding party as Rudy Gay and I can’t casually tell him ima die hard UConn fan is killin me
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The nipple piercing peaking thru shirts might be better than the actual piercing itself. Talk about it.
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i believe every man in their 20s needs to be focused on 2030.. doesn’t matter if you down bad now you could have your way by then. Your competition is on IG lookin at ass all day and arguin bout splitting bills 50/50. Weak
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You literally have people who are attracted to children in the audience
Will Smith has officially been banned from attending the
#Oscars
for the next 10 years after slapping Chris Rock during the 94th Academy Awards. The ban applies to virtual appearances as well and ends on April 8, 2032.
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seek therapy before you let past experiences/trauma affect your future. Seen it happen too many times
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Happy to say that I am the newest RA on campus and with my scholarships I will no longer pay for school. Blessed.
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I cannot name one problem in my life that could not be erased or improved with money.
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It’s funny af that we could have people who dislike us for something 5+ years ago.. like dawg I done rebranded like 3 times since then catch up
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My “I got food at home” game is so weak. Soon as I got a taste for something I gotta have it
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I’m obsessed with self improvement.. anytime you see me, ima be doing better than the last time you saw me
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Headed to brunch and I don’t trust myself. Last time I drank on 9/11 I put my casamigos bottles together and told the waitress “Never Forget”
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@Jrom_
You go to the same bar with the same woman 1 or 16 times and now y’all go together, my goodness
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do you understand how low-quality of a person you have to be to ask the question “what about people who already paid their loans?”.. That’s a character flaw
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If you grew up watching your parents struggle and then you turned around and had a baby without the proper means then you selfish to me
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4'11"-5'2" girl: You my little sister.
5'3"-5'7": perfect.
5'8": You almost had a dick.
5'9"-up: You going to the league
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Just got 1 of my CPA exam scores back and i passed 😭 ain’t feel this good since idk when
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I’m only up here to joke but I’ll be real the economy these next few months/years will only get worse. It’s not just gas prices. Entire middle class is getting swept
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i love when airlines mess up or delay me for things in their control. 1 quick call to customer service about how they inconvenienced my pregnant wife = free flights 🙏🏾
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I love when y’all expose the caliber of men you deal with to the TL
men can never wake up early but when their friend is coming out of jail outside the fukin gate before 9am
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Old men had multiple families and a wife who couldn’t leave bc he made all the money and y’all down bad over a man liking a pic
This is the most “I love you but imma still do you dirty” generation ever.
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I woke up to bruises, pending credit card charges, someone tellin me their car got stolen, and being asked to be a groomsmen.. Outside is so open I could cry
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10 months since my father passed and all he wanted to do was see me walk across that stage for graduation.. man
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Merritt Canteen after a night out may never be the same
the pandemic had irreparable damage on the late night eats scene
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nah that switch is crazy
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Who raised y’all to not say excuse me when walking by someone????
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Older folks in accounting have been warning me how hard the CPA exams are for years and i deadass just got a 91... that’s 2 for 2 🐐
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I’ve had so much personal growth since March and I don’t think I would’ve without quarantine
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Male friendships so easy to maintain. You barely gotta see each other or talk. You miss a girl bday dinner and you cut off
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1st thing ima do when I win the mega millions tonight is tell y’all we all got the same 24 hours
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That 24-30 age range when your friends are becoming professionals is so wild. You got people you seen snort coke off titties teaching 4th grade math
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i can’t believe pretty women get compliments every day. I got complimented last week and I’m still thinkin bout it
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the dating scene is so trash you got people with heavy baggage from their last relationship and others with walls so high because they don't want to get hurt
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I’ve owned a puppy for less than a week and I’m already tired of cleaning up after someone else so idk how y’all do kids
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Ladies for Valentine’s Day I promise you that man doesn’t want a jar full of reasons you love him. Get him the Cartier frames and baccarat fragrance
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My platonic relationships with girls are my most valuable friendships and give me different perspectives. Any dude who thinks you can’t be just friends with the opposite sex is missing out
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