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Michael Owens
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Jesus, forgot I signed up for this.
Miami Shores, FL
Joined November 2008
RT @creepydotorg: Before filming ‘American Psycho’ Christian Bale met with the book's author, Bret Easton Ellis, for approval. He showed up…
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@ilovejohnkimble I used to think that a stomach virus was not real, like, I only ever saw it as a plot device in TV series and stuff like that. Then, I had kids. I have become a true believer.
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RT @esjesjesj: I defy any single Trump supporter to explain why this vile decision is good in any single way
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RT @DemocraticWins: BREAKING: This photo of Gavin Newsom big brothering Donald Trump needs to be seen by every American. This is the start…
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RT @atrupar: REPORTER: You would agree it's never acceptable to assault police officers? TRUMP: Sure REPORTER: Among those you pardoned i…
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RT @ZacksJerryRig: trump has signed 100 executive orders on his first day in office. None of which lowers the cost of eggs, housing, or hea…
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@anchorista @TheHotlineDFW @jenngaly Stripping isn't a sex act, pinhead. Where can you show me is the SEX in stripping? You're really revealing more about yourself and your pathetic personal repressions than making any actual points here. Because you get turned on by stripping, it's a sex act? You're that dumb?
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@anchorista @TheHotlineDFW @jenngaly Hey let's not stop there. prostitute Phonetic (Standard)IPA[ pros-ti-toot, -tyoot ] noun a person who engages in sexual intercourse or other sex acts for money; sex worker.Synonyms: strumpet, trollop, courtesan, streetwalker, call girl
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@anchorista @TheHotlineDFW @jenngaly Call a spade a spade? Sure. You're a moron. You have to have the intellectual capacity of an artichoke to call non-contact voyeurism and masturbation "sex," but I'm going to let you do you. I just ain't going to pick you in the produce aisle.
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@anchorista @TheHotlineDFW @jenngaly You made a huge gigantic leap that you don't even want to recognize right now. Who's doing the sexual activity? The stripper, or the jacker? Honestly, I would argue neither, because masturbation isn't sex, and sex isn't a spectator sport. Not when I'm doing it anyway.
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@TheHotlineDFW @anchorista @jenngaly I've had so many arguments about this it's hard to imagine. Stripping is stripping. Fucking is fucking. Go to a strip bar. Do you see fucking? No, not anywhere that follows local laws. Conflating stripping with fucking is beyond retarded. Seeing titties isn't having sex.
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@brndxix Are you sure about that? Two parakeets and a gerbil won't even pay attention to it this.
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