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David Speers just tried to "Gotcha"
#Murray
Watt on
#Insiders
.
Murray Watt, CORRECTLY, begins to state numbers related to Peter Dutton and how many criminals were released under his ministry. These numbers had only just become available - Speers was not prior aware of them. More
Oh,
#PaulKeating
, you absolute legend! Finally, someone has the guts to call out
#PeterDutton
for what he really is: a second-rate, destructive subhuman power-crazy dictator. Keating's words were a breath of fresh air for the majority of Aussies who have had enough of Dutton's
Probably one of the reasons
#EmmaAlberici
is no longer with the
#ABC
.
#MathiasCormann
shown to be a liar by the brilliant Emma Alberici
The Liberals had to destroy the ABC simply because it had journalists who wouldn't take their LNP propaganda shit
Peter Dutton lies, BIG lie in the first minute of his "Nuclear Plan (sic)" announcement.
He specifically says, and we quote: "Australians are paying the highest electricity prices in the world".
We checked, not online but CALLED electricity retailers IN THE UK, FRANCE, GERMANY
We have just finished going through the footage and transcript of
#PeterDutton
's "and crew"
#Nuclear
announcement.
Fuck, if the general public swallow this then they deserve what they get.
Right out of the gate Dutton spews a blatant bare faced lie and NOT ONE Journalist picks
Lot of whinging going on about
#BrittanyHiggins
payment but MAYBE I'm FKNG SENILE and lost all MY MARBLES and FORGET WHERE my fkng teeth are in the morning due to fkng DEMENTIA...
but I can't for the life of me recall who got the FOUR MILLION that
#ScottyTheConsultant
gave out
Who would you believe? Peter Dutton saying what Peter thinks Malinauskas says or what Peter Malinauskas actually says?
The deception is brazen:
Peter Dutton as quoted by The Australian: “If we win the election, it is clear to me that (South Australian Labor Premier) Peter
Remember "Worst health minister ever"?? Seems Peter Dutton was at least consistent.
Read this: "Judge Elizabeth Hollingworth didn’t hold back in her judgement. She described the non-disclosure as “a serious interference with the administration of justice.” 👈 Dutton, haha
Now
ABC's Misinformation Unleashed: Dissecting Crabb's Biased Take on Albo's Rally Appearance
Today, we're slicing through the thick fog of media bias with the precision of a samurai's blade, targeting none other than
#AnnabelCrabb
's latest ABC hit piece on our Prime Minister,
JANET ALBRECHTSEN writes
"If someone offered me the role of governor-general, I’d say shoot me now. If someone offered me that job because I’m a woman, I’d say shoot me again, please, to be doubly sure I’m dead."
Janet, have no fear, it's never going to happen on either count.
Peter Dutton gave his
#Budget
reply speech in parliament and the most notable thing was that he LIED, deceived and
#Misninformed
in the VERY first few sentences.
#PeterDutton
a man who coined the term
#Misspeak
outdid himself, only SECONDS in and BOOOM out he comes with a LIE>
@DavidColemanMP
Let's include David Speers in any explanation
ABC/Chair Kim Williams makes about compatibility of statements. Alrighty?
Oh, Speers is on your side, that won't work will it.
Now off you go David, do dome work.
Liberals: Masters of Rorting, Even from the Sidelines!
Just when you thought the
#LNP
couldn't stoop any lower, they've gone and outdone themselves. You'd think being out of government might slow down the rorts, but no, they've found yet another way to game the system. This
#SussanLey
gets ejected from
#QT
, we suspect on purpose so she could have her hair done.
Anthony Albanese:
Well, I almost feel like channelling the member for Melbourne at this point in time*. It’s got to be said, Mr Speaker. Because, the childishness of those opposite just
Ted O'Brien buys train ticket only o get aboard and wreck the fkr.
Ted joins David Speers in
#Insiders
and tells his first porky within 30 seconds, and it's a big fkr.
#PeterDutton
has enlisted
#PaulFletcher
in his role as Shadow Minister For Government Services to clean dislodged wax out of his ears after Clare O'Neil rattles the Buffoon's cage.
So you are all clear, THIS is why the
#MSM
and the Liberals are making stories up about Clare, she
This is who Simon Birmingham is, his post about
#JulianAssange
represents what a weak and insipid floppy slop Birmingham is.
Currently, the Shadow Minister for Foreign Affairs, and we'd assume if the LNP were elected as government at the next election that he'd be our Foreign
According to TVFY,
#LindaReynolds
voted CONSISTENTLY AGAINST: :
(, and she says she's suing
#BrittanyHiggins
because of "damage to her reputation"??)
"Senator Reynolds launched two defamation proceedings in the WA Supreme Court against Ms Higgins and Mr
#AndrewBolt
JUST said live on TV, in support of
#PeterDutton
's raving about
#NuclearEnergy
this: Quote "The ONE big accident that's EVER happened with
#nuclear
was 38 years ago".
LOL. He's dead set fucking insane.
Putting aside that
#Chernobyl
of which he speaks was a disaster
George Christensen, yeah you remember the guy who went to Manilla a lot while apparently working for the taxpayer, the guy who left the Nationals to Join Pauline Hanson's One Nation but didn't get anywhere (wonder why?) - Hang on a minute, is this guy a career public teat
#SussanLey
has gone all feigned "SShock horror"😲 over
#BillShorten
and the reported speechwriter expenses.
SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE!
On the same basis that the reported 620k is being bandied around SUSSAN SSPENT nearly TWO POINT FIVE MILLION on expenses, yep, $2,309,868.00 to be
Matt Canavan wrote an article yesterday, in response to the
#Budget
, He shouldnt have. - Opinion: Budget billions handed out like we’re building a monorail.
Oh Matt, when will you l̶e̶a̶r̶n̶ shut up?
Oh, dear
#MattCanavan
. The man who consistently proves that just because you
Peter Van Onselen headlines with "‘Ugly’ Labor remains on course for re-election" We have no clue what he means by that but we are sure he does, somewhere in that liberal brain of his.
Bu then the paper fields a picture of Dutton for the article, which we think is someone at the
In September 2022 Peter Dutton stated that
#Canada
gets 60% of its power from
#Nuclear
. It doesn't, never has and never will. It gets less than 12% and that is reducing. Has anyone heard or seen Peter Dutton apologise for this lie*? we just don't want to criticize hin
Michael Rowland on
#ABC
right now interviewing
#SussanLey
on the urgent cabinet meeting which she is not attending today.
Rowland interviewed Steven Miles earlier and gave him one question on the cabinet meeting HE IS ATTENDING and only at the end of the interview YET gave
I'll tell you a little bit today and then some more when you can handle it, Ok?
VOTING AGE TO DROP TO 5 under new DUTTON plan
Peter Dutton is taking the piss with his Nuclear Energy plan and he thinks it's funny, We don't.
The 80-year lifespan LIE busted
Sarah Williams schooled by USA avtivist group?
Navigating Ambition and Advocacy: The Complex Dynamics of Sarah Williams' Campaigns
#SarahWilliams
, a survivor of sexual abuse and the shouty leader behind the advocacy group What Were You Wearing? Australia (WWYW), stands at a
UPDATE:
Sales figures for
#ScottMorrison
's book are in. First month.
To put it in perspective, we have compared Scotty's sales to a good friend and confidant of his,
#GraceTame
, haha.
#ScottyFromDymocks
: Sales: 181
Grace Tame: 13,138
Haha, GRACE OUTSOLD Scotty by 7,159%.
We gave
#DanAndrews
a call to congratulate him on receiving the honour of Companion of the Order of Australia and chat about the effect it has had on the
#Cookers
, Rachel Baxendale and Steve Price who was last seen grabbing five casks of goonbag red to drown his sorrows. Have a
It is important to remember that it was the LNP that signed us up to
#Aukus
.
That
#PeterDutton
was Defence Minister in the Government that spent spent about $2.4bn on the French and said "said they had considered the French [submarine] version alongside the US and the UK
ALBO'S TENANT
Defending Albo and Calling Out Sky News and the Opportunistic Tenant
Cry Me a River, Mr. Bartender: Albo's Tenant Plays the Victim Card
In the latest episode of "Who Can We Blame for Our Personal Problems?", we have Jim Flanagan, the bar owner turned professional
Vikki Campion gets all hot under the bra strap over "not enough detail" on
#Albo
's expenses, and we quote "we have more detail from a Channel 7 credit card bill for sex work than we do for Albo’s $5989.31 overseas bill for “incidentals” at the Queen’s funeral"
Oh fark, you can't make this up, we didn't, it’s true.
We got
#ScottyFromBookMarketing
's book, the "Plans for your good (by a dud)" lol, hahah
Now I SWEAR this is true. We took a digitised copy of the wad of old waffle and ran it through an
#AI
Detector tool. A well respected
I kid you not, SkyNews posted (image 1) "A special
#Newspoll
has found voters believe Opposition Leader
#PeterDutton
is better at handling major issues than Prime Minister Anthony Albanese"
What they DON'T say until you watch the entire video is that
#Albo
scored higher than
For those interested here is the transcript and clip of part of the TV interview where the reporter asks
#SarahWilliams
specifically "You've said, there's an allegation the Prime Minister said in response to all these calls, I'm the Prime Minister, 'I run this country'. Do you
ABC's Misinformation Unleashed: Dissecting Crabb's Biased Take on Albo's Rally Appearance
Today, we're slicing through the thick fog of media bias with the precision of a samurai's blade, targeting none other than
#AnnabelCrabb
's latest ABC hit piece on our Prime Minister,
The SMH headline reads:
"Former
#ABC
and Nine political editor
#ChrisUhlmann
joins Sky News"
We all go "What the F*CK?"
Then we read (against our better judgment) the SkyNews headline:
"Veteran journalist Chris Uhlmann joins Sky News Australia as Political Contributor"
Peter Dutton's not the smartest flea in the circus, is he?
The Daily Telegraph reports that the Liberal's own research has returned that people are, and the word used is "HOSTILE" to his plans to whack nukes in the Hunter Valley in NSW and the Latrobe Valley in Victoria.
That's
Silent as a Fart in a Cyclone: MSM Misses Australia's Hydrogen Boom
Well, well, well, looks like the mainstream media (MSM) is as silent as a fart in a cyclone when it comes to reporting the big wins in renewable energy. Here’s a gem they barely whispered about: Australia’s
Peter Dutton. He has a habit of hiding when he fucks up.
"Dutton did not reappear until the Tuesday. In a 2GB radio interview, he said it was much easier to set targets in government. At a news conference he said announcements on targets would come “in due course”."
How many
Exposing Peter Dutton’s Incompetence with Actual Data - Dutton's tenure as Immigration Minister was a masterclass in incompetence
Hey, folks, gather 'round for another episode of "Why Peter Dutton's Immigration Reign Was a Dumpster Fire!" Let's break down the HYPAfuckery, shall
#PeterDutton
took to the stage with
#TedOBrien
yesterday.
The same Ted O'Brien who said in one breath "Small modular reactors can be constructed between 3-5 years" THEN in another breath IN THE SAME INTERVIEW says "Is that you actually can, if it's a small modular reactor, work
Is Anyone Else Sick of This Bullshit the "Narrative Makers" Keep Dumping on a Dumbed Down Public?
Alright, let's cut the crap. We’ve been force-fed these economic fairy tales for way too long. The headline reads: "Killing us with kindness." Treasurer Jim Chalmers is set to pitch
PETER DUTTON - THE GREAT white HOPE for the Liberals - hahaha
Roasting Dennis Shanahan's Article on Peter Dutton
Who is Dennis Shanhan? We don't know, but he writes wordage for The Australian, apparently.
Oh, Dennis Shanahan, you've outdone yourself this time. Your piece in
#PeterDutton
having one last bash before the
#Dunkley
by-election LYING again by repeating the $275
#Minisnformation
about electricity prices (conveniently
forgetting that his own ex-government via
#AngusTaylor
DELIBERATELY hid energy prices rises)
AND then trying to pull the
Peter Dutton and Josh Frydenberg have some things in common, they BOTH want to be Prime Minister.
Other than that there's not much between them. Both are useless, both are unsympathetic to anyone but themselves, both hate humans and both scare babies.
Lets' play SPOT THE
Come to heel!
The
#Immigration
word
What do Peter Dutton and Dog Whistles Have in Common?
So, let's talk about
#PeterDutton
, the man who seems to think the solution to every problem is to blow his trusty
#dogwhistle
and stir up some good old-fashioned fear and division. This
The
#SarahWilliams
clips most haven't seen. We grabbed the five main videos including the lead up to the rally.
It's quite clear
#Albo
WAS asked to speak and Williams stated such BEFORE the rally (and otherwise why did they advertise him being there). Williams changes her mind
The
#RWNJ
's are towing the lines pumped out by the Liberal propaganda machine to belittle anyone who dares compared Dutton's nuclear nonsense to the Simpsons, which, under any scrutiny is a fair and reasonable comparison.
The facts are, and they are irrefutable, that radiation
Oh, SHIT. The internet going to IMPLODE
NACC's Decision on Robodebt Officials: A Case of Accountability Shuffle?
Alright folks, gather 'round for the latest episode of "Public Accountability Theatre." This time, our star is the National Anti-Corruption Commission (
#NACC
) and
The
#SarahWilliams
story is not dead yet and the recent article by The Newcastle Herald raises many concerns that if correct may see some demanding apologies from the
#MSM
and Williams herself.
The article published yesterday titled "Bullying, forgery, lying': ex-volunteers
All of the
#RWNJ
pot stirring evil arse scabs including the
#3AW
man with a toilet brush for head
#NeilMitchell
have been out in force reporting on the
#ChengLei
"China Meltdown" in Canberra, where, apparently, Cheng LEi was "
#Bullied
".
For those that have been FOOLED by this
The Bloated Bullshitter.
Scott Morrison is as humble as a Hummer in a car park full of
#EV
's parked in a disabled space.
Karen Middleton writes for the Guardian "The former prime minister Scott Morrison has declared himself more into humility than power"
Well, blow me up to an
#LindaReynolds
to attack
#BrittanyHiggins
trust in a move that screams of privilege for the Liberals.
The Liberals Do Have a Thing About Trusts: Convenience or Connivance? A tale featuring Linda Reynolds,
#ChristianPorter
&
#PeterDutton
- What more could you want from an
Two days ago Morgan Poll showed
#Labor
, from dropping 1.5% previously (And the
#MSM
went all frenzied) jumping UP 3.5%:
Labor UP 3.5
LNP DOWN 3.5
And hardly a word from the Mainstream Manipulators. Hardly fkn word.
And while we are at it, it’s the LNP not the coalition -They
"
#Albo
#BeefWeek
: More Grills and Thrills in Politics Than a Barbecue Showdown!" -
#AnnabelCrabb
tries her hand at frying the PM, again, fuck it’s becoming a habit with her.
Last week we had to write about Crabb's bias over the
#SarahWilliams
matter "ABC's Misinformation
#Insiders
with
#TedOBrien
. David Speers asks Ted the questions the LNP prepared earlier. Oh, they were so impressed with their own talent, both getting their lines right.
We compressed the interview down to one page. A bit like Peter Dutton's Nuclear Policy.
Wonder if
#PeterDutton
and
#TedOBrien
can read?
"For a few hours on New Year's Eve, South Australia was powered entirely by rooftop solar panels"
"Prices more than halved in the final three months of 2023 compared to the same period in 2022, as power supplied by large-scale
To accompany our piece below on Paul Keating calling out Peter Dutton - Paul Keating's statement:
#PaulKeating
as only Paul Keating can.
Paul speaks for many of us who find
#PeterDutton
a vile, opportunist, power crazed divisive destroyer of harmony.
Paul's words:
Peter Dutton
Oh,
#PaulKeating
, you absolute legend! Finally, someone has the guts to call out
#PeterDutton
for what he really is: a second-rate, destructive subhuman power-crazy dictator. Keating's words were a breath of fresh air for the majority of Aussies who have had enough of Dutton's
The Right Wing Media can't help themselves. The Australian headlines with "Support for Anthony Albanese plummets in Western Australian and young voters Newspoll reveals" yet the main numbers that really mean anything such as:
If there was an election today, who would win?
#LABOR
PETER DUTTON is a PROTECTED species
We wrote a piece about
#PeterDutton
potentially being referred to the national security watchdog over handling of a report concerning Abdul Nacer
#Benbrika
while Dutton was minister for the Australian federal police under the former
What the very fuck?
#PeterDutton
said he would not make public the full cost [of his nuclear plan]
"Peter Dutton has moved to counter the government’s key attack against his signature nuclear power policy, promising that full costings for building seven reactors will be
#PeterCostello
, NOW and then.
Costello has always been an up himself, self-important sumg arsed pug nosed nit wit. Here is proof.
Smug as a rug when
#KerryPacker
puts the little
#JournalistBeater
in his place.
Fkng Liberal ponces.
Costello: "Get out of my way I'm a big man, I
#PeterStefanovic
is a prick.
A Blistering Review of Sky News Australia and Peter Stefanovic’s Deplorable Conduct
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a tale of media mishap so glaring, it shines brighter than the midday sun on a tin roof. In a spectacle of journalistic
Clowns corner on the TV today.
#Duddo
Peter Dutton,
#DLP
David LittleWit and
#Soozan
Sussan Ley announcing the nuclear energy announcement, not a policy just an announcement about an announcement plus some lies 👈 video later today showing the bare faced lies.
It's too funny
Anyone who rambles the now tired line that
#ABC
is biased toward
#labor
clearly doesn't watch the ABC. We all know
#Insiders
led by David Speers is a hatchet held by a right hand, this is not debatable and numerous media bias checks have shown clearly the bias toward the LNP of
David LittleProud PUT HIS HAND UP
The question is: WHAT?
David Littleproud got expenses wrong but all is well as he's paid it back. Only because he was found out.
But, while we are at it let's take a look at LittleSpend Big.
One trip Traralgon to Bendigo 3 Nov 22 $13,200.00
Old mate
#Duddo
(that's what "DLP - David Littleproud calls
#PeterDutton
now, DUDDO, haha, has been pulling your puds again, telling fkng porkies.
He said "The waste off the SMR is about a coke can size per year". The footage is below. He said it!
The
#NuclearWaste
from a Small
The Liberals trashed the
#NBN
, putting it and us years behind the rest of the world.
Now
#PeterDutton
wants
#NuclearEnergy
(He doesn't really but that's another story), how can a man that is THIS thick be trusted with things that glow in the dark.
He says here that Batteries
AND THERE IT IS! The real reason
#PeterDutton
has been pushing the impossible
#NuclearEnergy
fart bubble -
@crikey_news
reports:
"Peter Dutton’s nuclear - PLUS COAL - energy plan will require nearly $100 billion in investment"
"Dutton has committed, the maintenance of a number
#PeterDutton
has been invited to attend The National Press Club, a standing invitation no less. He's never appeared since the election. Albo gets standing ovations, Dutton rejects a standing invitation, haha and he wants to be PM.
#AngusTaylor
appears instead we assume, as he's
WE BUST DUTTON'S NUCLEAR LYING ASS - WITH FACTS NO LESS, plus SOURCES NO LESS.
🚨 Peter Dutton's Nuclear Fairy tale Busted! 🚨
Peter Dutton claims that a 470-megawatt nuclear reactor produces waste the size of a soda can. Let's unpack this nuclear fairy tale, shall we? 🥤💥 - As
What they leave out of the Nuclear Energy debate
Nuclear Waste: Australia's Future Nightmare Courtesy of Dutton, O'Brien, and Canavan
Ah, the nuclear dream. Nothing screams "forward-thinking" like resurrecting a technology that’s left a trail of toxic waste across the globe,
When Sky News quotes Liberal insiders wailing about one of their own, in this case,
#TimWilson
, then you know it's game over.
Andrew Clennell was told by a LIBERAL and then says it on Sky news, if not a first it has to be close.
This clip is so entertaining we didn't have to
@paddycharlie56
You obviously have issues with comprehension. It was a total own goal in that Speers was trying to force a particular answer. Murray had further info that SPEERS was not aware of, which holed his point.
Speers then tries to cut it short realising it was bad for Dutton.
Now fk
This is
#TedOBrien
, Ted O'Brien is Peter Dutton's go to
#Nuclear
whizz kid. He's the man on the mission for
#Duddo
and his glow in the dark dream.
Ted's first job was as a trainee baker. We are therefore confident in calling him a
#Cooker
Ted is a numpty.
Pic : We rest our
Right, that's it, we've had enough! and it's going to be sweary. We have put up with this sort of shit for too long, now we speak out.
Open Letter to Matt Canavan, Senator, Public Servant: Public Servant or Paywall Peddler? Matt Canavan is a Paywall Politician
Dear Matt
@ScoMo30
@IsraeliPM
Morrison, you fucked up trade with China, you cots us billions and bad faith with France, you can now keep your mouth shut on international relations, you DON'T have the authority, position, nor ability to make sense on such matters.
Just SHUT UP, you are an EX & Censured PM,
How does an ambulance driver, who we should assume arrived after the event, determine the speed of a vehicle's impact? When did paramedics begin being trained in accident site forensics?
WATCH VIDEO: Ambulance officers report Daniel Andrews' SUV reached speed of 40-60 kph when it hit and nearly killed 15-year-old Ryan Meuleman. Ryan's father states, "He (Andrews) cowered from the scene, he ran from the scene..."
#DanAndrews
#BikeBoy
#Justice4Ryan
Michaelia Cash "Mickey The Neck" and
#PeterDutton
"Dr. No" screamed and screeched "If you don't know, vote no" every day surrounding The Voice.
Now we are leading up to an election where Peter Dutton WON'T tell you his real intentions on
#ClimateChange
and he WON'T detail his
#PeterDutton
announced on March 12 that the Coalition would “shortly” announce about six sites across the country where nuclear reactors could be built.
Announcement delayed. It was then expected within a couple of weeks, then before the federal budget on May 14.
Then on
#PeterDutton
's son Tom. Suspected drug bag. So what.
Maybe he knows
#BruceLehrmann
or the guy from SCD vehicles in
@friendlyjordies
The Baddest Cop*?
Either way it's a non-event BUT we DO KNOW it's Dutton's son, they got matching nostrils.
TWO Voldemorts!
Damn he's dim.
#PeterDutton
who says he met with
#RollsRoyce
and Rolls Royce say they DIDNT meet Peter Dutton, who reckoned Canada gets 60% of it's energy from Nuclear, it doesn't, says the waste from an SMR, of which a commercial one doesn't exist, says the WASTE is the size of
🐂💩 the LNP is going to stuff up lots of claims about
#nuclear
… eg. from today:
here's
@PeterDutton_MP
claiming that the waste from an SMR is "about a coke can size per year".
he's out by a factor of 2000–3000x.
…that's just spent fuel, which makes up ~3% of the waste.
Breaking News: Dutton's Nuclear Fantasy Meets Reality
Bad news for
#PeterDutton
just keeps getting worse. His grand nuclear dreams are crumbling faster than a house of cards in a hurricane. According to the latest independent review by the Clean Energy Council, adding nuclear to
Let's get something straight here, She is NOT inexperienced, Williams has been at this for a number of years and her organisation that, she states rather boldly "I am CEO of this organisation" is built on the back of the Right Wing USA activist group of the same name who has
@vivienkemp10
@mel_wright123
@hewie90
@Hypatheticals1
No one was not expecting perfection. it is hoped she would have been given good advice on how to approach such an important occasion. We can be sympathic to her cause, but not blind to her inexperience.
Australia hits all time low point as Gina Rinehart's Swimmers to Advise Liberal Party on Election Campaign and Public Policy.
In a stunning turn of events that could only be described as peak Australian satire,
#GinaRinehart
, the mining magnate with a penchant for power plays,