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@Hxppymess
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1 year
Before I cuff her does anyone recognize these tattoos?
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Me rn watching my friends' sc stories
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriends Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie 💯😤🤘🏼
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@Hxppymess
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@xdilfx @dynospektrum No givsies backsies
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Where da chubby ones at?
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BOSSY BOOTS 🇨🇩
7 years
Ladies, what's your preference ? Mine is 2/3 😍
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Choose your fighter
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| SUCK MY TIDDIES |___________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ
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@Hxppymess
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@Hxppymess
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2 years
WHOOO hacked my twitter last night and flirted with guys and posted sad lyrics omg I’m scared
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@Hxppymess
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2 years
New job goofin. Gm playas lets get this cheddar 🫡🧀
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
This the only type of date I wannna go on
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@Hxppymess
Momber
3 years
Idc what sign you are I’m compatible with whoever got the best dick
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
High school me vs me now 🤭
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@Hxppymess
Momber
8 years
Aww you have your dad saved under daddy still that's so cute 💕
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
Mommy?
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
Manifesting
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
Only dad bodies if they take care of they kids the rest of them just fat bitches
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i LOVE dad bodies sm you bird chest mfs could neva!!!
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
Asking the real questions
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
What episode of lazy town was this?
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
@blxdssvik I wanna be a Twinkie
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
Screenshot of a video from last niiiight
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
11:11 I wish I was getting my guts rearranged
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
🐰
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Being high just make my pussy stupid wet
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
Had a blastness my first time @ EDC 🥳
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
This how I suck dick
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@Hxppymess
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2 years
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@Hxppymess
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2 years
This world is my YouTube channel we’re all just living in it
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@Hxppymess
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2 years
Peep the sweater 😮‍💨🤌🏼
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
This song makes slide down the wall crying and bang my head on the ground and gag and scream
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Maybe someday 🥀
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
Went full beaner mode and made my Bby a mud kitchen 🫶🏻🤩
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@Hxppymess
Momber
7 years
DICK PICS DONT MAKE ME FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY SELFIES DO ‼️‼️‼️🗣
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
My favorite pastime
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Do NOT dm me unless you're trying to be like this!!!!
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
I'm a train
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
Love her 🩷 #NewProfilePic
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
IM BOTH BITCH 💯🔫😤
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@Hxppymess
Momber
7 years
Imagine hitting a taco truck with the love of ur life after a function all peda
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1 year
Me if I streamed fr
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
I hate when mofuckers be posting they party flyer up saying "no drama" like where tf I'm spossed to fight?!?
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
Thinking about when we were at skyline n my homie ripped off my fishnets so I could get into my sweats and my pussy AUTOMATICALLY started pounding cause that was sooooooo hot
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Last night my mom said I smelled like cigarettes I'm like girl it's weed know yo smells
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
I have no friends so I asked my mom if she wanted to catch a movie with me and even she said no 🙂👌🏼
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
Went to planned parenthood and they gave me a plan b so lmk if you trynna hang out
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
@ yo mcm’s house
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@Hxppymess
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4 months
In case
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@Hxppymess
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2 years
Nature is healing
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
🦄
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@Hxppymess
Momber
1 year
If he real that’s not stopping him
@la_atrevidaaa
sourdough slut
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true pain is when you’re on your period and your best dick givers hit you up 😔
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
I used to be very upset with what my dad did but I get him now cause cheating kinda fun
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
Some of y’all gotta tell your bf to shave them mf whiskers off 😕
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
That's what we're hoping for
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Girls think they're freaky cause they like to suck fingers lol grow tf up we eating ass now
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Baby: *cries* Me: what r u going to gain from it
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
I’m so happy 🥳
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@Hxppymess
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2 years
BROOOO 😭😭
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
One of the girls at work said that the booster shot is HIV 😩 get me out of this place lord
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
I'm bored asf man imma go get pregnant
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
This foos bby momma texted me cause she think I’m trynna fuck her bby ddy and she called me a fat hoe so I texted my homie n said “you told her I’m fat😫” lmfaoo
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@Hxppymess
Momber
3 years
I’m not hungry no more 🧍🏻‍♀️
@Hxppymess
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3 years
I’m about to check his likes. Wish me luck ladies
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
LMAOOO ALL MY FRIENDS R MEXICAN MAN WTF
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@Hxppymess
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5 months
The dog in question
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
If you don't know what to get your mom just make her my suegra, that's the best gift you could give her
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
@_Maarielaaaa im so sorry. This isn't what I want to be remembered by
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
!!!!!!ADOPT DONT SHOP!!!!!
@dodo
The Dodo
8 years
If everyone saw this, no one would ever buy a dog at a pet store.
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7 years
Humans some mark ass bitches I swear I hate all u foos
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@Hxppymess
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The elote man passed by honking his horn and my moms ugly ass white dog started barking and woke my son up
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Some guy asked if I wanted "Cinco de Mayo" dick and I said "Dale"
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7 years
Pls pls spay and neuter your pets! There's way too many homeless pets suffering and not enough loving homes.
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@Hxppymess
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2 years
Face card hasn’t been declining idc what u say
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3 years
Okay but if I make an OF yall can’t tell my mom :/
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1 year
Need a homegirl that can do my nails and takes pussy as form of payment 😑
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@Hxppymess
Momber
7 years
I'm sucking her tiddy. Why?
@Heightz_
🥷🏿 Sir Jam A Lot 🎧
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@Piiink_Matter lmmaoooo would you be so kind as to explain to me what exactly is happenin in pic 3?
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@Hxppymess
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I FEEL THIS SOOI BAD BAE IMY 😩
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
De meaning of life
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Does ur liquor store have a cat?
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@Hxppymess
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1 year
Do you think he misses me too?
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
Quick question...
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Wisconsin couple has three sets of twins — all born on the same day!
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3 years
I want to go back and give pregnant me a hug
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
Im excited to go to a quinceañera cause I never got invited to them in hs cause I was a bitch & no one liked me cause I was better than them
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7 years
I BE TELLING YALL TO ADOPT Y NO HACEN CASO !!!!!
@dodo
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This adorable little dog went viral — but here's the sad truth
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@Hxppymess
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2 years
Gabes first time at OT and the therapist said he’s lucky to have me as a mom and I literally GASPED at how thrown off I was 😩🥹
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@Hxppymess
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@strifecatt NOT ZAC EFFRON 😭😭😭
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
TAKE NOTES WOW
@macktology101
Chubbs Peterson
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Take her to the beach at night and bring her Messikan blanket so y'all can get wrapped up in it like a burrito and fuck in the sand
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@Hxppymess
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BITCH WTF IS A SNEAKY LINK?!?! WHATS A SITUATIONSHIP!?!!? IM 26!!!
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Mfs not competitive nowadays 😓
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
Y'all some fucking weirdos
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@Hxppymess
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8 years
@sheslulu deadass clarified that she wasn't joking bout autism but white bitches from I fuck my cousin state still pressed about it?
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🧸
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
Why I gotta pay for the metro if it’s going that way anyways 🙄
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@Hxppymess
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3 years
When I lived in Nevada and one of my coworkers told me that she too was from LA and I was like “sick what part” and she was like “…LA…” and I was like “😀 yeah… what part???” she gonna say “GLENDALE” with an attitude 🤨 girl how it’s my fault you not from LA 😑😑
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@Hxppymess
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Ur not really my friend if I've never shown u my ass n tiddies
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@Hxppymess
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7 years
YELLING COMPTON BUT YOU MOVED TO RIVERSIDE
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@Hxppymess
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11 months
STOP SENDING THIS TO ME
@kitkatstx
kat
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Single moms be like "he a mommas boy” duh it’s his only fkn option
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