Proud Husband, Father, and Texan. I like humor, science, and nature. Try not to take everything so seriously. I’m just sitting back, and enjoying life.
“I can't stand in line at the store
The mean little people are such a bore
But it's all right if you act like a turd
'Cause I like
Birds” - Mark O. Everett
@PicturesFoIder
You don’t live in a house, you live in a hallway. Is there even a spot for a bed in the first and second bedroom? Say goodbye to privacy if you are in bedroom 1 or 2.
@NoCapFights
She’s been waiting for this vacation forever, and she doesn’t want it ruined by her husband getting into a fight with some random dude at the first stop.
@crazyclips_
I like how that lady seizes the opportunity to get his seat. He probably should have offered it to her, and then this wouldn’t have happened.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Where did that person come from? Were they just riding a tornado and got dumped right there, and they appear to be unharmed. That’s crazy.
@stillgray
Why is walking down the street being a “Karen”? Am I missing some context here? Honestly I can’t envision a scenario where it is ok to harass an old person.
@InternetH0F
I got to watch it up close with my son’s birth. It was a lot worse than I thought it was going to be. There is a reason they block the view from the mother.
@InternetH0F
The character with the gut shot also has to do something that requires an enormous amount of core strength.
Something like jumping off a building and onto a helicopters landing gear and then pulling themselves on board while the pilot tries to shake them off.
@PicturesFoIder
I’m a pretty chill person. I would’ve been like “cool a deer” got into my car and left. The complete opposite of swinging a purse at it and screaming like a little girl for 5 minutes.
@MattWallace888
It is really suspicious that you have a warehouse full of product that nobody wants and it’s the only building that got destroyed, and now you can write it off as an insurance claim.
@ScienceGuys_
I knew dogs would be the most chill. That dog was like, “this is what I do now, I float.”
As long as they get to be near their humans they will tolerate almost anything.
@buitengebieden
Here’s the conversation:
What do you want for dinner?
I don’t know, you pick?
Ok, here’s what I got?
I don’t want that. Do you even know me? (Storms off)
C’mon babe, just eat some dinner with me.
@dom_lucre
I love that there is no video of the White House coke fiend, or the j6 pipe bomber. But in like 5 minutes we got this video. Someone let this one slip out.
@PicturesFoIder
This is why we didn’t stay home. Me and everyone I knew was always meeting up somewhere. I think back now, and realize my parents probably loved all the alone time.
@HumansNoContext
Young kids today would freak out if their hard drive made that constant grinding noise and they had to connect to the internet with a noisy baud modem.
@crazyclipsonly
The Brazilian samurai needs a security booth closer to that gate, so he doesn’t have to take the 5 minute elevator ride, and run half a mile.
@SparkyAdamsX
@ClownWorld_
I’m 6’5”, and I demand that they remove the seat in front of me when I fly. I also want the plane to be taller, so I don’t have to bend down when finding my seat. I am also a man, so I need the seats on either side of me empty, so I can man-spread. Is this too much to ask for?
@NoContextBrits
There should be a drinking Olympics. Every country that wants to participate can send their top drinkers to a venue every four years. You could have a bunch of fun drinking games. It would be pretty entertaining to watch.
@jackciapciak
It would be the best if they all just ignored him. Finished the match, and then everyone went home. Leaving him sitting there in the dark by himself.
@stillgray
Think of all the change that lady has seen. I bet when she was a kid there was still segregation, and I’m not saying she was ok with it. She could have marched in solidarity for the civil rights act. It’s just not cool.
@PicturesFoIder
Exactly, the last one we stayed at charged over $100 for cleaning and wanted us to do all the cleaning. We’ve just stayed at hotels since.