Love, respect, and kindness are nice things. WOKE AF!! 🇺🇦 Laughing is best. Cat videos are effective therapy. Twitter acknowledges my abuse of Bill Cosby.🐈
@ask_aubry
Is he saying feminists are destroying America by breastfeeding or that feminists are destroying America by not breastfeeding? I'm super confused about the messaging here. 🤔🐈
@POTUS
Don't you have more power to do something other than just telling us to vote? Especially when voting rights are under extreme attack? We voted for you so please do something.🐈
She was very kind during the positive affirmations portion of our meeting. She called you her fluffy orange ball of love inspiration, then proceeded to complement and lift the spirits of every individual team member...I love her.😻
Seems like Jean she has been needed in literally every meeting lately. I assume you’ve all probably met her now, since she’s been at all of the meetings
@ask_aubry
I see, "Me me me me me me... myself, my, MINE my fulfillment, my my, MY! From you: I expect, I expect, I expect, I expect, I expect for ME and only me ME FIRST!!! ANYTHING less will not be ACCEPTABLE! The end."🙄🤢🐈
#Factober
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Oscar the therapy cat lives in the Steere house nursing and rehabilitation center in Providence, Rhode Island. He resides in the dementia unit and keeps residents company. Oscar can sense when a resident is about to pass away and will sleep next to them till the end.
So "Church of Satan" is trending because of the supreme court, who may as well be the Catholic church in the 15th Century, is trying to get rid of our separation of church and state. Do I have that right?🤔🐈
@BettyBowers
If a podium is costing taxpayers 20K, that better be a full service podium! It better fight crime in its spare time, clean up the streets, save kittens from trees, and walk old people across the street.🐈
@mistressfannie
Back in the day, I wrote a paper on rape culture. Dudes in my class got so upset, crying that I made that shit up to make them look bad even though I had cited at least 8 peer reviewed journals. 20 years later, and the denial by men that rape culture even exists is worse.🤦🏻♀️🐈
"Please stop photo shopping chimpanzees' faces onto the MTG Cro Magnon Cruella. This is incredibly insulting to chimps and especially to Bonobos, who have a far better grasp of language and communication skills."🙏🐈
-The Chimpanzee outreach collective.
@ask_aubry
No, (though many are) what he's really saying, is most men are insecure and need to feel they have all the achievements, power, and worth in the relationship. Always need to feel that they are best. The need to always feel "better than" is central to the MicroPeen syndrome.🙏🐈
I don't know what the hell's going on with Twitter, but I'm enjoying this moment because I'm starting to see my actual friends again, many of whom were long lost. Must be a glitch.🐈
@JortsTheCat
Okay, internet, do your thing! I NEED someone, someone with massive photoshop skills to photoshop Jean in her secret Saturday night goth attire!! GO!😹
I'm super pissed off that Google thinks I'd be remotely interested in an article about how Jeff Bezos makes his pancakes with precision because of his "brilliant business skills" Sorry, but most idiots can make pancakes. It's not a story.🤦🏻♀️😑🐈
@emrazz
Domestic Violence. Apparently violent selfish man babies feel threatened by a baby taking the attention away from them. Scott Pedersen comes to mind.🐈
So, Ron Dead Eyes Santis will be running on a platform of erasing black people, LGBTQ people, and all other minorities from the history books, and essentially, erasing their identities?🤔🐈
You know what's incredibly insulting? Being a national embarrassment and harassing children who have been through horrible trauma and expecting anyone to take you seriously, Jewish space laser lady.😔🐈
This is incredibly insulting.
Today on our President’s Day, Joe Biden, the President of the United States chose Ukraine over America, while forcing the American people to pay for Ukraine’s government and war.
I can not express how much Americans hate Joe Biden.
Everyone talking about how Brett Kavanaugh (I Like Beer) got his country club debt magically paid off and I can't stop wondering what the hell do they do for you at those clubs that's worth $92,000 is "cou try club" some kind of rich person's code for brothel? Anyone know?😳🐈
It was interesting watching Kevie's expression every time Biden talked about holding corporations accountable. He would look down and shake his head as if to say, "Stop being mean to my poor little corporation babies! They've already been through enough, you moster!" 🐈
#SOTU
@bestfoodalex
@notcapnamerica
@CNN
It's not EVEN that critical. It's like brushing a fly off one's shoulder. CNN sure has fallen far from grace. I remember when they were a somewhat respected network. Now they may as well be infowars. So annoying! 🙄🐈
Dude, there was a time when all trader Joe's employees were creepily required to ask about a customer's plans for the night. I distinctly remember feeling creeped out until I realized they were all doing it, then I knew a creeper was probably in their management.🤦🏻♀️🐈
I forgot Trader Joe’s requires cashiers to compliment an item every customer buys until today when the guy out of the blue just said “I love cilantro”. Twisted shit
Why would certain groups of people not deserve to have sick days while other people do? If people aren't allowed to take sick days, won't it cause the spread of more pandemics? Why are some punished for taking sick days and other workers are punished for not taking them?🐈
@IGN
Was it weird having that black stuff on your finger and how hard it was it to pretend you didn't have a finger, and do you now have a new appreciation for your finger? Can I touch that finger? That was one question with 4 parts.🐈
You know it's really interesting how many... MANY of my old tweets about a certain turd connoisseur Man baby space rapist have magically disappeared... *poof* wow. That's some broke ass Voldomort magic right there.🤦🏻♀️🐈