Reposting my tattoo because yes im in love with it. Geometrical tattoos are so nice to have, also peep the tattoo i got while drunk by a friend on the corner 😌✨
I find the idea of 'illegal ships' endlessly amusing, like I'm imagining myself with a trenchcoat and a brooklyn accent like: psst, hey kid, you wanna buy some cherrymiya?
FAIR WARNING: It's not meant for enjoyment, it wasn't meant for release, and it's a trauma dump fic. characters will NOT relate a lot to their canon selves, don't expect certain characters or behaviors to match up. I really don't need to hear "but ____ would never say that"
would yall be interested in a seriously dead dove Lucia/Amity fic that may be left at one shot? I wrote a dump fic and my mutual said I should publish it for you sick fuckers. It's a dump fic though so yknow it could be better.
(Its been sitting in my archives for like 2 months)
"I dont relate to Amity"
proceeds to force myself to surpass everyone and excel in the hardest classes my college offers while being told by my business-owning parents I'm not enough. damn, anyways back to writing porn about amity becoming a cum slave
friendly reminder that my pronouns are they/she in that order. this pussy is too popping for you to call me sir.
(this keeps happening and i refuse to put pronouns in my bio)
am i a masochist or did anyone else use toothpicks as a kid and force them between the gaps in your teeth and start just rubbing them back and forth until it was raw and bleeding and you couldnt even clench your jaw/chew. wtf
Happy New Years everyone, i have decided not to continue this bullshit for 2022. If you need me I will be stepping into my Cryogenic Pod until further notice.
pov: you're watching porn and every time the actress moans your discord notification beep goes off and its just "ah-" ding "ah-" ding "ah-" ding "ah-" ding ding ding ding
gf: "i love clear soft skin, no tattoos, or scars, or anything. :)"
me: *gets burned, scarred, bruised, and tattooed over my entire body constantly* :)
My college professor: "wow, you're always typing away on that computer of yours. i see you in the campus library practically everyday."
Me: Oh yeah, really getting those mmph assignments done. Lots and lots of thick throbbing hard work to do. Busy bee, that me. :)
roommate silently gave me some cookies in a cereal box like... emptied the box and put cookies inside???? might be edibles, should i eat the whole ass box
@blightcest
fair enough, im just a sour lil lemon drop but yeah its not hard to just block and go about your day. makes me a lil uncomfortable but thats on me and i can choose to leave things be that i dont like rather than start a war zone.
so I'm actually quite the mute, and this last week I've been talking so much between classes and mutuals that my throats actually closing up on me. :,)
I knew I was mentally ill when I started watching "You" and thought how hot it'd be to have someone like Joe Goldberg obsessed with me. Just yep, that's my type. Love em mentally ill and crazy.
though i dont outwardly state it, amity is fs chubby and smol in all of my fics.
//had someone comment about amity being so canon skinny her ribs stick out and i just needed to make this announcement because I refuse to be horny on main for a twig//
hey everybody, im currently texting from my ghost ouiji board. i died in a flaming car accident but no worries. you can still dm me with a few lit candles, sacrificing
@PussyShy
, and a ouiji board. but only the fancy ones made out of authentic oak. 😌✨
would yall be interested in a seriously dead dove Lucia/Amity fic that may be left at one shot? I wrote a dump fic and my mutual said I should publish it for you sick fuckers. It's a dump fic though so yknow it could be better.
(Its been sitting in my archives for like 2 months)
why are ao3 writers always the most shy and quietest people. bb you just wrote 30 pages of dialog of someone begging to be filled to the brim with cum. stop stuttering