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@HowieLongggg
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2 years
I am nothing if not a man of my word $COIN
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@POTUS Can someone explain the math of providing humanitarian aide to a country destroyed by a country we constantly supply military aide?.
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@MatriXBT Dude was reciting his seed phrase religiously in the pen.
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@TaylerUSA That’s insane behavior when you have a preloaded debit card.
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@mannyfidel It’s actually hilarious someone running for President doesn’t even have the capacity yo negotiate terms for a podcast. I’m sure she will do great with Russia / Ukraine and the Middle East.
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@pyanrye Its his back and also remember when he assassinated someone?.
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@DanaHoule Do you have statistics comparing the death rates of COVID infection vs ballistic missiles?.
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@kevinfrejlach @POTUS Would you like a home builder to burn your home down and then offer to rebuild it?.
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@washingtonpost You left out the part where you never planned to interview him until you were caught.
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The NBA really lets Draymond Green do whatever the hell he wants. Smash Luka, an MVP candidate, in the face and not even a common foul.
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@4lisaguerrero LMAO. You dont even realize it’s not an interview. It’s a conversation. But surely insulting him will make him adjust the way he built the #1 podcast in the universe.
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@Tr00peRR If you intentionally run someone over for fun I don’t give a shit if you aren’t competent for trial. You aren’t competent for society.
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@JellyRoll615 The moral authority has spoken ladies and gentlemen.
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@tedlieu A neutral media is now facism folks.
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@DeanBaker13 Hunter Biden’s actions affected one person?. A blanket pardon covering his time working in Ukraine indicates otherwise.
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@UncleHotep No instead he chased 17 Vicodins with a case of Budweiser.
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@GeorgeTakei You really just highlighted too much rain and a drought in the same sentence. You could kill a house plant and blame climate change.
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@jarvis_best Have you ever met anyone who elected to be in the middle of a fire? . That’s kind of the whole point of a fire department.
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@MikeSington We are markedly closer to a nuclear now than we were four year ago.
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@Julie_In_The_OC Hey I know you guys spent the day fighting fires and desperately want to eat, but I need to get some footage of me singing to you all.
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@MBrassenstein Just to be clear here…. You are demanding employees of a legacy media company comply with your political beliefs or they must quit?. Do you understand the irony in this?.
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@NFL_DovKleiman The dude has spent millions of dollars to look like a circus performer.
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@uhoh_em This is going to go down as one of the more terrible decisions you ever made.
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@smalls2672 He literally parroted all the shit dying legacy media has said for the past decade.
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@BenjaminSWatson The outgoing President completely made up a new amendment and this is what you found offensive?.
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@dkvillain_ It’s gonna blow your mind when you realize the two cases have absolutely zero in common.
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@jakeshieldsajj Apologizing only amplifies the situation as they never forgive. Admitting guilt where there isn’t any is exactly what they crave.
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@joshmanmode_ You are social media on Christmas gawking over him sir.
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@BuckSexton That’s a slur!. Now I demand you let my son, who couldn’t make the JV Boys team, spike a few volleyballs off your daughter’s head!.
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Nobody is working because we convinced people they aren’t being paid a “liveable wage”. No MFer you are broke because you have a $1200 iPhone, a $200 a month coffee habit, six streaming services on your TV, and spend more time complaining about ur situation than working to fix it.
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@paigearias13 @KamalaHarris They are just saying who they voted for and you are making it combative. Says a lot!.
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@BillCosby This you?
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@Dreadful4Tymes Yeah the same people who would prosecute Trump for jaywalking protected him with Epstein.
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@BuenoForMiami Willfully being taken advantage of for decades by countries we generously help is infinitely more repulsive.
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@HeartlandSignal Four year term vs lifetime appointment. This isn’t hard.
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@Cernovich People who haven’t dealt with an addicted family member have no idea the impossibility of the situation. The addict will gladly use your empathy to create an equally destructive path for yourself that will ruin your life and relationships. Enabling is a form of addiction.
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The most remarkable thing about today is discovering how many people silently sold $AHT at $7+ and never rebought. Masterful work. .
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@greg_price11 Theo Von and Andrew Schultz when Trump asked them to write some jokes.
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@ClayTravis We just stopped at a house with a Kamala sign. They took four pieces of candy and sent a Venmo request.
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@Opportunitweet @tmsilverman You have full body autonomy except you have to be willing to let a biological man blast a volleyball or soccer ball into your face once in a while.
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@VoteHarrisOut Apparently a lot….
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Someone being carried out of the DC Jail on a stretcher to a waiting ambulance - there have been reports here of violence by the guards against the J6 inmates
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@_markalan @keithedwards Are you a fluoride salesman?.
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@AutismCapital How can you be overrated when you have the most grand slams titles in history?.
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@keithboykin The media is required to endorse a candidate?. And more specifically it appears endorse the candidate of your choice?.
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@zerohedge You have no idea how sorry she is…
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A story in two parts 🥴 $DATS
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@vanillatary How many times could having an abortion impact your life versus every other thing that’s important?.
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@EndWokeness There is always zero women.
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@UnrealBluegrass The level of willful ignorance required to think the ACLU receives no government funding is unfathomable. It’s back channeled through NGOs and billionaires just like every other corrupt money laundering scheme orchestrated by our goverment.
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@kevinfrejlach @POTUS Actually a more accurate comparison is your neighbor kills your other neighbor’s wife. He responds by burning down his house. You do nothing but pay for the house and funeral.
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@FischerKing64 Any men who are still virgins after 25 should automatically be placed on an FBI watch list.
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@SarahLongwell25 To clarify…. Is that him on left and you on the right?
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@itsdeaann Where are the men?. I see a junkie and a grifter.
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@nypost Glass houses kids….
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@marwilliamson Yeah I don’t understand how after 40+ arrests and assaulting multiple women on the subway Jordan Neely was still allowed to ride it either.
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@shaunmmaguire The government constantly revises important statistics but elections are 100% accurate.
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We went from no stocks under a $1 to every stock about to be under a $1.
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@KarenBassLA You should delete this but fairly certain you don’t know how.
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@jimmykimmel @SnoopDogg Snoop will do or say whatever he is told.
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NBA let’s Draymond block shots like this
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Two things I swore I would never do:. 1) Get married .2) Buy $DPW again. Doing both today.
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@prem_thakker America: Assualt countless elderly people on the subway and become a martyr.
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@IzGutierrez Liberals:. “It’s disgusting and offensive for him to wear that hat!”. Somehow also Liberals:. “Why isn’t he wearing the hat in the press conference?!?”.
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@ChrisMurphyCT Assuming this is even true, can you explain how inaccurate Covid tests would save lives?. You demonized anything that could save lives - ivermectin, monoclonal antibodies, going outside…. Instead your solution was to send people to nursing homes or hook them up to respirators.
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@OmariJHardy Your solution:. Let’s carve out areas in our biggest cities for them to do drugs in public. Great idea, but what if we actually just gave them the drugs for free?. Tourists will love it!.
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@Shanemgillis Young Jaime tomorrow
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@TomArnold No liberal can defend a point without saying “because this is worse”.
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@ScottHech A black man can stab a man to death on camera, clear as day, on the subway, and face no consequences. What exactly is your point?
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@MayorOfLA @MyLA311 🚨CITIZEN REPORT🚨. The lady who had no water is paid $315,000 more than the guy before her who did have water.
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@PiperK You are talking about the trucker convoy where they froze people assets for donating to them?.
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Just rented these guys a suite at an $AHT resort. Gonna fill the bathtub with water, pour a bag of food on the ground, and lock them in there until the 5th.
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@ThisIsKyleR What was Rosenbaum’s Estate?. A PS4 and broken Monster Energy mini fridge?.
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@TheoVon Homeless people start 50% of the fire in Los Angeles. Bill probably hasn’t had to see one since he sold his soul.
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@LionelMedia Go ahead. Tell me how if one of Americas wealthiest cities can’t stop a fire, how do you plan you stop global climate change in its tracks?.
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Rickey Henderson was one of most electric players to ever do it. Also one of my favorite stories in sports history. RIP legend.
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Rickey Henderson, Hall of Famer and MLB’s all-time stolen bases leader, dead at 65
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@MelaniePodolyak So you don’t know who he is and definitely didn’t listen to the episode, but felt compelled to call him a moron who doesn’t know anything?. Surely your rage posts will better inform people.
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I love trading but give me a kid staying up past his bedtime to watch his court get built any day of the week.
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@Parry_FF @Matt_mcwwenfl He got traded for and signed the biggest guaranteed contract ever for a QB while it was going on. People want Bukter kicked out of the league. WTF are you even saying?.
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@BradBeauregardJ Oh weird…
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@Rschooley You have to wonder about that? It would be on the news non stop until the election.
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@jtylerconway Yeah. They want it to go away because they lied.
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My crew went all in on this install. One of the cleanest ones to date!
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@Mario_4411 @EnmanuelRM_ @JoeBiden Seriously dude? Do you know what the quality of life will look like when energy grids fail and people can’t heat or cool their homes?. Do you any understanding of what the government already allows to be put in your food that has nothing to do with climate?.
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@JoelWBerry Imagine rugrat chuckie getting drafted.
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@CNN Nothing like trying to be symbolic and then symbolism smashes you with a flood.
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@cricket_abd He took half as many steps as Klay.
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Got a fire play nobody is on. $FCEL.
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@henri_mourant @AnalyticsGenius You don’t have good evidence because they lobby to not have studies done / released on the harmful effects you absolute plebe.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 And now all those people in Portland are homeless.
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@jake_gotta A core conservative belief is working hard which you view makes life harder, but in actuality it makes it more enjoyable.
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@iam_johnw Just say you hate white people and move on. 160 more yards and three touchdowns to zero.
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@SarahKSilverman Ageee somewhat but it was just a clump of cells I thought?.
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@Bakari_Sellers Is Gavin Newsom black?.
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@JohnGPettus So if someone travels you can jump and try to split another players body in half?.
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@ClayTravis This stuff is all awful but imagine how much worse it could have been if he weren’t gay.
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Little Xmas tradition. We take all the extra inventory from the year and build a court for a local school.
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@greg_price11 Kamala went on Call Her Daddy and liberals creamed themselves for weeks. Trump has done Theo Von, Flagrant, PBD, Bussin w/ the Boys, Nelk Boys, Lex Friedman, Space w Elon, All-In, Logan Paul….
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@MrZackMorris is a savage, no doubt. With that said, DO NOT go all in the second you see a call. Build ur position. Stocks dont go straight up. Load on dips, sell on spikes if u like. All of these offered opportunities to lower your avg share price. I own all 3. $WISH $BBIG $IVR
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@SharpFootball Hot Take - This formation will come back to haunt them in a very important game.
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