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@POTUS Can someone explain the math of providing humanitarian aide to a country destroyed by a country we constantly supply military aide?.
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@mannyfidel It’s actually hilarious someone running for President doesn’t even have the capacity yo negotiate terms for a podcast. I’m sure she will do great with Russia / Ukraine and the Middle East.
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@DanaHoule Do you have statistics comparing the death rates of COVID infection vs ballistic missiles?.
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@kevinfrejlach @POTUS Would you like a home builder to burn your home down and then offer to rebuild it?.
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@washingtonpost You left out the part where you never planned to interview him until you were caught.
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@4lisaguerrero LMAO. You dont even realize it’s not an interview. It’s a conversation. But surely insulting him will make him adjust the way he built the #1 podcast in the universe.
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@Tr00peRR If you intentionally run someone over for fun I don’t give a shit if you aren’t competent for trial. You aren’t competent for society.
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@DeanBaker13 Hunter Biden’s actions affected one person?. A blanket pardon covering his time working in Ukraine indicates otherwise.
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@GeorgeTakei You really just highlighted too much rain and a drought in the same sentence. You could kill a house plant and blame climate change.
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@jarvis_best Have you ever met anyone who elected to be in the middle of a fire? . That’s kind of the whole point of a fire department.
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@Julie_In_The_OC Hey I know you guys spent the day fighting fires and desperately want to eat, but I need to get some footage of me singing to you all.
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@MBrassenstein Just to be clear here…. You are demanding employees of a legacy media company comply with your political beliefs or they must quit?. Do you understand the irony in this?.
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@smalls2672 He literally parroted all the shit dying legacy media has said for the past decade.
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@BenjaminSWatson The outgoing President completely made up a new amendment and this is what you found offensive?.
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@dkvillain_ It’s gonna blow your mind when you realize the two cases have absolutely zero in common.
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@jakeshieldsajj Apologizing only amplifies the situation as they never forgive. Admitting guilt where there isn’t any is exactly what they crave.
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@BuckSexton That’s a slur!. Now I demand you let my son, who couldn’t make the JV Boys team, spike a few volleyballs off your daughter’s head!.
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@paigearias13 @KamalaHarris They are just saying who they voted for and you are making it combative. Says a lot!.
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@Dreadful4Tymes Yeah the same people who would prosecute Trump for jaywalking protected him with Epstein.
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@BuenoForMiami Willfully being taken advantage of for decades by countries we generously help is infinitely more repulsive.
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@Cernovich People who haven’t dealt with an addicted family member have no idea the impossibility of the situation. The addict will gladly use your empathy to create an equally destructive path for yourself that will ruin your life and relationships. Enabling is a form of addiction.
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@ClayTravis We just stopped at a house with a Kamala sign. They took four pieces of candy and sent a Venmo request.
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@Opportunitweet @tmsilverman You have full body autonomy except you have to be willing to let a biological man blast a volleyball or soccer ball into your face once in a while.
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@VoteHarrisOut Apparently a lot….
Someone being carried out of the DC Jail on a stretcher to a waiting ambulance - there have been reports here of violence by the guards against the J6 inmates
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@AutismCapital How can you be overrated when you have the most grand slams titles in history?.
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@keithboykin The media is required to endorse a candidate?. And more specifically it appears endorse the candidate of your choice?.
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@vanillatary How many times could having an abortion impact your life versus every other thing that’s important?.
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@UnrealBluegrass The level of willful ignorance required to think the ACLU receives no government funding is unfathomable. It’s back channeled through NGOs and billionaires just like every other corrupt money laundering scheme orchestrated by our goverment.
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@kevinfrejlach @POTUS Actually a more accurate comparison is your neighbor kills your other neighbor’s wife. He responds by burning down his house. You do nothing but pay for the house and funeral.
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@FischerKing64 Any men who are still virgins after 25 should automatically be placed on an FBI watch list.
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@marwilliamson Yeah I don’t understand how after 40+ arrests and assaulting multiple women on the subway Jordan Neely was still allowed to ride it either.
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@shaunmmaguire The government constantly revises important statistics but elections are 100% accurate.
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@IzGutierrez Liberals:. “It’s disgusting and offensive for him to wear that hat!”. Somehow also Liberals:. “Why isn’t he wearing the hat in the press conference?!?”.
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@ChrisMurphyCT Assuming this is even true, can you explain how inaccurate Covid tests would save lives?. You demonized anything that could save lives - ivermectin, monoclonal antibodies, going outside…. Instead your solution was to send people to nursing homes or hook them up to respirators.
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@OmariJHardy Your solution:. Let’s carve out areas in our biggest cities for them to do drugs in public. Great idea, but what if we actually just gave them the drugs for free?. Tourists will love it!.
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@ScottHech A black man can stab a man to death on camera, clear as day, on the subway, and face no consequences. What exactly is your point?
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@MayorOfLA @MyLA311 🚨CITIZEN REPORT🚨. The lady who had no water is paid $315,000 more than the guy before her who did have water.
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@PiperK You are talking about the trucker convoy where they froze people assets for donating to them?.
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@ThisIsKyleR What was Rosenbaum’s Estate?. A PS4 and broken Monster Energy mini fridge?.
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@TheoVon Homeless people start 50% of the fire in Los Angeles. Bill probably hasn’t had to see one since he sold his soul.
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@LionelMedia Go ahead. Tell me how if one of Americas wealthiest cities can’t stop a fire, how do you plan you stop global climate change in its tracks?.
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@MelaniePodolyak So you don’t know who he is and definitely didn’t listen to the episode, but felt compelled to call him a moron who doesn’t know anything?. Surely your rage posts will better inform people.
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@Parry_FF @Matt_mcwwenfl He got traded for and signed the biggest guaranteed contract ever for a QB while it was going on. People want Bukter kicked out of the league. WTF are you even saying?.
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@Rschooley You have to wonder about that? It would be on the news non stop until the election.
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@Mario_4411 @EnmanuelRM_ @JoeBiden Seriously dude? Do you know what the quality of life will look like when energy grids fail and people can’t heat or cool their homes?. Do you any understanding of what the government already allows to be put in your food that has nothing to do with climate?.
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@henri_mourant @AnalyticsGenius You don’t have good evidence because they lobby to not have studies done / released on the harmful effects you absolute plebe.
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@jake_gotta A core conservative belief is working hard which you view makes life harder, but in actuality it makes it more enjoyable.
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@iam_johnw Just say you hate white people and move on. 160 more yards and three touchdowns to zero.
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@JohnGPettus So if someone travels you can jump and try to split another players body in half?.
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@ClayTravis This stuff is all awful but imagine how much worse it could have been if he weren’t gay.
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@greg_price11 Kamala went on Call Her Daddy and liberals creamed themselves for weeks. Trump has done Theo Von, Flagrant, PBD, Bussin w/ the Boys, Nelk Boys, Lex Friedman, Space w Elon, All-In, Logan Paul….
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@MrZackMorris is a savage, no doubt. With that said, DO NOT go all in the second you see a call. Build ur position. Stocks dont go straight up. Load on dips, sell on spikes if u like. All of these offered opportunities to lower your avg share price. I own all 3. $WISH $BBIG $IVR
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@SharpFootball Hot Take - This formation will come back to haunt them in a very important game.
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