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New merch alert! Go to to find a cozy new hoodie, a fire extinguisher t-shirt, and a coffee mug with hand-drawn art by me.
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lol you gotta be so old for this to make you feel old
If you want to feel old … Danny in The Shining is 50-years-old now.
You’re welcome.
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sorry but this is just inviting your patrons to canoodle
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great list idiot. one item
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you should scroll to biden in here
Famous world powers and leaders reimagined as blacks. 🤯
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1. Elon Musk
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sorry man but times are tough and I’d be a fool not to take an opportunity like this. I will be releasing a full version of Planet of the Bass on august 14th
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if they made the Office today they’d have to call it Remote Work. and that’s also what I’d be saying as I tried to flip the damn channel
Mindy Kaling Says
#TheOffice
Is ‘So Inappropriate Now’ and Couldn’t Be Made Today: Most Characters ‘Would Be Canceled’
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when Elon purchases twitter he will own 2 Boring companies. because of the posts on here lately
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@murderxbryan
easy way around this is show up early and mix your balls in with the house balls and pay the shoe guy to hand you your shoes when you go to the counter
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suspiciously over-detailed alibi here👇
I was hoping to catch some of the Trump rally but he's a half-hour late and counting and I'm going tonight to Earth, Wind & Fire + Chicago with my mom, so think I'm going to have to punt on live coverage. Have a lovely Saturday.
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I hear that Microsoft, the maker of Windows, will soon be purchasing Blizzard. And after that I suppose the makers of umbrellas will be purchasing rain. can you believe this crap
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somebody dropped a box of dry spaghetti on the ground up the street the other day and then it rained and now there’s just regular spaghetti on the ground. natural spaghetti. kinda cool
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I was 1 year old when 9/11 happened and many people on this app weren’t even alive. We have never really known a pre-9/11 world. What was that world like?
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gloating that someone famous was gifted a thing that you are paying for. feels like something new has been discovered on here lately, a bigger loser than you thought there could be
@IJasonAlexander
@StephenKing
Elon paid for your Blue Check George. He also covered complainers Stephen King and LeBron James. He owns you 3 now 😂
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Do Not Fuck Skeleton
The year is 2045. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall.
What are the four words
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accidentally streamed myself watching deepfakes of mike and JF getting their weiners caught in a taffy puller. My wife is sobbing blurrily
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pretty essential part of the natural ecosystem who keeps the tick population under control but ok sure. enjoy your possum free bar I guess
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crazy how I used to have different apps for banking, watching mr beast videos, and getting my medicines prescribed. now I do it all on X
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not much anymore. because of cancel culture
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yes, I am a virgin. A-vergin on pouring myself another glass of bourbon. - The Bourbon Virgin
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you’d probably assume from this image that I am in a public men’s lavatory. But no, I’m at an art museum. And that urinal behind me, believe it or not, is what passes for art nowadays
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I said at the beginning that Elon Musk and Grimes were not going to work out. She is from the world of music and he is a car manufacturer. She’s talking about meters and sonatas and he thinks she’s trying to park her Hyundai!!
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@thomas_violence
saddens me to think that I will likely be dead when this happens again in 2123
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I announced my departure from Twitter recently. I will still post now and then through a staff intermediary (so I won't be tempted to read comments, etc.) and my staff will still post clips and relevant information about my tours and other public activities.
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Elon has heard my suggestions and is making the site better. Dog theme has replaced the bird. Soon posts will be called Ideas and you will be able to 'bark' an Idea that you like. Retweets will be called Berries, which you can pin on a virtual bush called the Bush of Ideas
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Tired of smoking some crap that ain’t woke?? Try my new cigarettes
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there should be a necklace with a little spoon on it that is the perfect size for eating nerds candy and your doctor should have to give it to you if you ask for it
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what are you JD France now. gimme a break
I have a buddy in France, and they just had an election there. Polls closed a few hours ago and they already know who the winners are. Must be nice to live in a first world country.
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looking at hundreds of preventable child deaths and saying amazing
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the apprentice guy? lmao
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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got married in Las Vegas this weekend, which means she has a new name. That’s right she is now called Jennifer Elopez
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call him db if you like
This person does not exist: Michael Hale (14 years), Oleksandriia (Ukraine).
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you have got to be kidding me. looks like our gifts are going to be late. I am so ready for this fucking trashfire of a year to be over
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you can still vote on whether you plan to attend Kick Rock’s 2017 concert at the KFC yum center
Poll: Are you planning to attend Kid Rock's concert at the KFC Yum Center?
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hypocrite
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whole squad’s laughing at this
New iPhone 13 Will Require Vaccination To Unlock Screen
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outspoken Marvel movie critic Martin Scorcese has decided to finally get behind a camera and show us what he can do. I for one hope he's got the goods
The first trailer for Martin Scorsese’s ‘KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON’ has been released.
The film releases on October 6 in theaters.
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letting everyone on the beach know that I am a ‘friend of bryan’
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no way JF wriggles out of this one. He's finally taking the L
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if you find this image 'funny' I fear you are deeply disturbed
The day this dropped was one of the funniest days of all time I cannot believe it’s been over nine years
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i would host YKS
if you were to switch careers, and money was no object, what would you do? I would open a bookstore/cafe.
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breaking: Taylor Swift spotted out on the town with new boyfriend Mickey Rourke in his Whiplash suit from Iron Man 2?! I don't have a picture of it
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elon musk has banned all jet info today because he has to fly to the butt doctor to get his stinky butt examined. this is not satire
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if you commanded the youth of today to storm the beach at normandy, many of them would start inflating a ‘beach ball’ 🤦♂️
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you invite a guy on your stream, you show him what a game show is, and like a couple weeks later he does this
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guy’s totally out of gas. nothing left in there
Under the little-known 47th Amendment, if you confront five of the nine justices of the Supreme Court at various local restaurants, their decisions are automatically overturned.
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