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If you're reading this you took the bait, fool.…….. Pretending to be mentally unhinged until the FBI buys me a gun.
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Triple world hunger.
Double student debt.
Quadruple the obesity rate.
Triple menstrual pain.
Double labor pain & time.
Triple the pay gap.
Increase the retirement age to 100.
If you do not support ALL these then you are NOT a conservative.
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@absolutchad
@mattybtweets69
The child's heart was weighed against the feather of the goddess Ma'at and found to be pure. Unlike the cops heart, which was fed to Ammut.
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@greentexts_bot
someone tell anon it doesnt take 2 months to tour his 3 local bowling alleys
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@lporiginalg
Idk about you guys... but I strive to get the best deal possible.
Time to bully!
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@unusual_whales
"Patient complaint: Chest Pain."
"Treatment: Amputate 9th finger on left-most hand"
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@lporiginalg
"destroyed their homeland" you mean building infrastructure & implementing social services?
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@greentexts_bot
>be me
>old dude working at local mcdonalds
>hear im being fired
>probably bc i made old manager quit after i shit in their lunchbox & convinced HR it was because of my old age
>new manager started today, called me into office to fire me
>she couldnt do & cried
>lmaooo
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@bad2sentence
nothing makes a girl drop her guard like bringing up a recent unsolved murder case
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@DelusionPosting
*sees someone walking their shopping cart to the return*
“Fuckin boot licker”
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@reddit_lies
I thought an ar-15 in my friend room was an airsoft gun & picked it up. As soon as he told me it was real my head exploded & my lungs shot out my rectum
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@greentexts_bot
“Get denied unemployment because company said I quit” tells me everything I need to know lol
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@Stone_tossers
@DelusionPosting
"everyone should be equally free free!"
*does something they dont like*
"no not like that u cant do that"
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@reddit_lies
Mom: "My son has behavioral issues"
Reddit: "Have you consider making him question his gender?"
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@MalesInDisguise
I used to click "show" without thinking but this account single handedly cured that impulse of mine.
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@reddit_lies
"I love the idea of getting fucked by a cock but I'm not gay" -what it sounds like having a conversation with some of my homies
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@DeIudedShaniqwa
Not enough cellulite to be accurate, should look more like shaking a pillow case full of cottage cheese yanno?
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@DelusionPosting
I also just grab random words out of an economics book I found at Goodwill to form a sentence
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@greentexts_bot
I feel like if you describe a sexual act as "exquisite" you deserve to have your sex life cut short.
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@greentexts_bot
Some day a documentary will be produced about 4Chan & anon will be cast as a transgender black woman.
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@greentexts_bot
How can there be a population crisis when this room is way over its maximum occupancy?
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@greentexts_bot
& Anon will continue to preorder every game he wants without learning his lesson
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@DelusionPosting
"Oh you saw my poster, did you like it? Why yes I teach a semester on engineering, why do you ask?"
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@BadWeaponTakes
babe wake up, they're peddling lies again
Leftist gun grabbers will be like:
*changes data to include gang violence & ages 18-19*
"Guns are the leading cause of death in children!"
*changes data to exclude gang violence/drug activity*
"Mass shootings are predominately caused by whites!"
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@reddit_lies
This is what being exposed to pornography at a young age does. Think of that next time a politician downplays the fact that there is literal pornography in school libraries.
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@DudespostingWs
My special talent is holding onto something for years because "I might need it" & never actually needing it.
Then convincing myself to throw it away only to need it the next day.
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@CONative007
@JackPosobiec
at this point "no-knock warrants" are pretty much expedited death sentences
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Leftist gun grabbers will be like:
*changes data to include gang violence & ages 18-19*
"Guns are the leading cause of death in children!"
*changes data to exclude gang violence/drug activity*
"Mass shootings are predominately caused by whites!"
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@reddit_lies
Left-Wing Utopia: College kids who don't understand how much labor is required to maintain their "Utopia" think they can spend your money so much better than you can that they want to take what you earn & somehow your life will be better.
Right-Wing Utopia: You are left alone.
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@ClownWorld_
"What are we going to do about the disproportionately high number of sexual assaults caused by immigrants?"
"hmm.. what if we put a bunch of them in a room with schoolgirls?"
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@reddit_lies
At this point I feel like Reddit is just a group effort to write one giant fanfiction about reality
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@SigmaActivity
middle eastern cashiers have two modes:
seems almost happy to see you, call you friend/boss
watches you like a hawk like he suspects you of stealing, tells you a price without scanning & is slightly more than you expect but not enough to acknowledge it
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@catturd2
They have become a class of their own, exactly what our forefathers revolted against.
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