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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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3500 followers and 5 of you see my posts. They REALLY don't like me at X! Oh well. Fvck em! 😂😂😂🇺🇸
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Wow. I tell X that I'm a new dad, again, and it legit gets 5 views?? The fuck @elonmusk ??
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Thank you @ScottBaio ! Now I'm one of the cool kids!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Thank ALL of you for the congratulations! Sorry I had to bitch about X censoring a baby being born!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@GavinNewsom @GOP Tell the whole truth asshole. They blocked it because it was full of woke, liberal bullshit.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@maddietagg_ There are no words for this.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Oh yeah, so I'm a dad.... Again!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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If yall haven't watched the new @mattrife special on @netflix you're missing out. This dude killed it again!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@Marcie2316 That's treason. No flag will ever fly higher than the American flag on American soil.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Yall all need to go follow @CCMiddleton1967 ! Great patriot, honest person and great at interacting!! Help me out here.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@RepAdamSchiff And you're gonna block the spending bill because it has the SAVE act attached to it! You're a lying piece of shit.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@shoegal0128 @RealHickory Democrats do what they want. Constitution be damned.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@ZOrtiz99 Girl I've been tryna get you to follow me back for 3 accounts! 🤣 🤣
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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In case yall missed the truth...
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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I need 50 followers for 4500, which is 10% of what I had when X nuked me. Help a brother out!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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So thankful for all of my new followers. Picked up about 500 of yall today! Bare with me, I'm following back as fast as I can and I WILL get you all! #MAGA
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@j3nny89 I've heard that before 🤣 🤣
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
5 months
Maaaan, I really do appreciate all of yall with the follows! Thanks @accordingtowoz for the shout out. I'm actually down sick as a dog today but i promise I'll get to every one of you as soon as possible!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@TexasRepublic71 C'mon man. I have to drive all the way down there just to get orange Mt. Dew! Haha my wife didn't like the German food but I at least got her to try it. If these people have never had Opas they're missing out, and Georgia doesn't even have peaches that good! 🤣🤣✅️💯
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@ZOrtiz99 I don't feel her pain but I'd offer my full support!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@CTOTHELOS77 Wendy's and Popeyes!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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. @elonmusk Elon: So.......yall are Trump supporters, right?? Stranded Astronauts: Whats that got to do with anything?!?! Elon: Do you want me to come get you or not?!? Stranded Astronauts: #MAGA !!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Yall wanna follow a real patriot, who sometimes I have to kick in the ass, yall follow my BIL @RpRebornX . Great conversation, excellent point of view! This poor man has 39 followers FFS. Help a brother out! Literally! Follow and retweet!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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I haven't see a single post from Harry Sissy or those Assenbitch brothers all night. Where's that whore from New Jersey?? That asshole from "brooklyn" that lives in Florida....not a single word. I bet they're all waiting on their next propaganda press pack! RFK killed you all!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@TurtleTurdo You could start by following back the people that follow you, and maybe they'll shout you out.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@TheFlagGuy_ @RobertKennedyJr @piersmorgan @RealCandaceO Candace is steady taking L's these days. I wonder what happened. I used to be one of her biggest supporters
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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This would serve him right! He looks like my Aunt in the 80s anyway!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@QuedBri It is definitely science. Mine has Bluetooth, 27 jets and a massager that'll make you never wanna get out!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@shanrocksnwa Conservative women with tattoos are the hottest!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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I just wanted to share this again for those who call MAGA or Trump "racist".
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@sadesdad Make a comment about how many followers you have compared to how many views you get. An hour later quote tweet it and bitch about it. Look am pinned tweet. I did it last week, got 21k views, hundreds of retweets and 1k new followers.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@Ames2420 Sorry I don't speak whore
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@mericanaf7 It's probably the most sincere thing the a55hole has ever said.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Yall spread this around and do your part!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@StealthCoins @acnewsitics I love these fvcking morons and their fake talking points. Oh Trump did this, Trump did that, and it's all bullshit. You may not give a shit about your paycheck, but I do!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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There's only a certain group of people who are susceptible to monkey pox. I'm just gonna leave it at that.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Boy.....it just seems like a #MAGA kinda day! What do yall think?? Doesn't it just feel good??
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@QuedBri Haha hell yeah! I'm over here doing the same as a kick ass dad! Do your thing girl!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@ZOrtiz99 Apparently she can suck start a Harley, so that's gotta be nice.....right??
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@eolson1850 Then hit me back! I've been following you for a minute bro
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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It's about damn time! Send em all to Rikers! #FuckPalestine
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🚨 #UPDATE : Reports indicate that the situation at NYU is rapidly escalating, with protesters attempting to march alongside the buses and rushing into another intersection. Massive numbers of officers in riot gear pepper spraying people with massive arrests taking place
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@NinasLiebe Maybe you should follow back the people that already follow you first. Because that's how we feel when you don't follow us back.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Not that anybody cares, but George Floyd is 4 years, 2 months and 26 days sober.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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I wanna see these Krassenbitches try to sue somebody!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@GaysForTrump24 @SilenceDoGood64 @JoeBiden They can't, because he's never said it.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@ZOrtiz99 Your Friday looks like it's off to a DAMN good start. Do you tonight girl!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Get these pics some likes for National Dog Day!! Please and thank you. This is another account nobody sees!
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Happy National Dog day. Here’s to all your pups. Love the four with me and the two who have left us. Let’s see your faithful companions.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@Niknakgirl23 You got it, but even though you wanna do it in person, do it in text as well so you have physical evidence to present to the judge in a custody hearing! Let him hang himself out to dry! Get as much documented dialog as you can!!!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Hey @elonmusk , this is our problem. You make one comment on a feiends picture and this is the bot shit you get in return. This is what needs to he fixed!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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I pray that one of these days people remember what common sense is. Lord please help them.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@ZOrtiz99 Dale Earnhardt Inc.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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So....an actor runs Ukraine, launders billions of dollars for democrats, covers up Obamas bio labs, and I have to pay $12.99/lb for New York Strip because these bastards can't fight a war they started?? (And YES history majors, they started it!)
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@ayeeeek47 Wow. Hope it was your decision and you're gonna be alright.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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I hit my follow back limit for the day but I promise I'll get the rest of you ASAP! I appreciate the help yall!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@GiggleChits @elonmusk Wow. I guess you can have as many followers as you want but can only follow a certain amount....that's ridiculous
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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I was never a slave owner. You were never a slave. Don't expect a dime from me. #Reparations
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@JustJenRX God bless America!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@1776Diva So basically you're telling me the FBI is gonna stage an attack at a pride event?? Sounds about right.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Should I actually turn on @CNN to see what they're lying about today, or just go on with my life?? 🤣
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@KobieThatcher Welcome to America.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@shanrocksnwa Hell no that's hott af!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@ValidatedIdeas1 Yeah I'd be walking my dogs over to their yard every morning. Don't like it? Leave.
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@FOXNIIGHTGALAXY I see how she got into office.
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@FreckledLiberty @Rothmus I guess these illiterate people should learn to read before bringing children into this world.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@JKash000 @elonmusk The ones that don't have the commies winning by 1%!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@DMarie_SC You do not! You're doing quite well for yourself.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@LoveTherapis1 Hell yeah. At least I know it's out in the universe somewhere!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@Kimberl59898021 I have faith. You'll get to me, if you know what's good for you 🤣
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@AntiWokeMemes Steven Tyler!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@LeonCollin1891 @FreckledLiberty @Rothmus Got a problem with Jews?? Please elaborate so I can embarrass your dumb ass before I finish this beer.
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@MathewLight17 Hmu bro! Lol
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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I really think the British people should stand up to the invaders! Civil war is an option. Send them back to wherever the hell they came from!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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This whole world has turned into a shitshow... Wheres Thanos when we need him?
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@HueyJackNation No. If you burn an American flag in my country you should serve a far worse punishment. I come from a world where if that flag touches the ground it is to be burned in ceremony, not sacrifice to some bullshit terrorist protester.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@PenzeysSpices Enjoy closing your business. Go beg that wh0re you were hugging for money, because you're done.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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I think i FINALLY got everybody followed back! If I missed you, let me know! Thank yall for helping me rebuild!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@akafacehots @TimRunsHisMouth Yeah if I were a cop up there the simple answer is "NOPE"!! You asked for it, deal with it your damn self.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@TexasRepublic71 @liz_churchill10 So everybody just stands there and watches him die?? The hell?
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@shanrocksnwa @denisedwheeler Haha for real. I hope @laurenboebert sues her stupid ass.
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@Amwysoc Okie St?? Lol
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@__Kimberly1 I want nachos and margaritas!
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@briprice661 @WonderKing82 As you can see the case was disposed.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Hey @elonmusk when are you gonna ban @POTUS for spreading lies and misinformation? Asking for half of X!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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@briprice661 @RepSwalwell We don't take advice from spy fuckers!
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Trump won Arizona in 2020! So did Kari Lake. Anybody got a problem with that? 🤣
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Happy to share this with all you fine Patriots!
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🚨Just in: A Video from 2009 shows a veteran confronting Tim Walz’s staff over claims that he served in Afghanistan. The veteran said Walz could go to jail for violating the Stolen Valor Act of 2006 for claiming to have served in Afghanistan when he didn’t
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@FreckledLiberty Yes. It. Is.
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ChrisInTexas 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️
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Soooo......is Chicago on fire yet?
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