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Losing to Troy on homecoming.
What's something you'd only understand if you went to LSU
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LSU wasn't a fluke. Today wasn't a shocker. This is the new normal.
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West Virginia, you better treat him well.
If not, we will fight. No lie. You will have to throw hands with each and every one of us.
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Good morning.
Your Troy Trojans are 5-1, 3-0 in Sun Belt play.
Have a great day.
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Homecoming week.
If you see an old person at
@FrontPorchTroy
this weekend, be respectful.
They were booty doming while you were potty training....and they can probably out drink you.
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Mississippi State fans…keep my coach’s name out of your backwoods, inbred, cow bell ringing, filthy mouths.
You ran off Dan Mullen, smeared the great name of the Pirate and fired a guy 10 months after a tragedy.
You don’t deserve Jon Sumrall.
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Thinking about having some folks over next weekend. Y’all down?
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Troy is the best college football team in the state of Alabama.
No debate. End of discussion.
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Sex is great, but have you ever beat LSU in Death Valley on their homecoming?
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South played a team from Louisiana yesterday too. It didn't work out well for them.
#SouthHateWeekAndAHalf
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Hoco week.
More importantly, we get bowl eligible with a win.
Fans, if you wanna party in NoLa, we need you LOUD this weekend.
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A picture is worth a thousand words they say.
Go Troy forever. Love yall.
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RT to show
@CoachBrownTROY
that Troy is where he is loved and needs to be.
We are building a monster. We need our leader.
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Four FBS teams from Alabama went bowling. Only one ended it's season with a win.
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Boise State is 22nd in the coaches poll to start the year.
Remember what happened the last time we played a team ranked 22 in that poll?
See you soon, Broncos.
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I would rather walk in the
@FrontPorchTroy
bathroom barefoot than be a South fan.
#SouthHateWeekAndAHalf
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Love ya
@kaleb_barker
. Keep your head up. We can't wait to cheer you on next season.
@smittyyy22
, we believe in you. You will do great things, and lead us to another 🏆.
Above all, we are family.
#OneTROY
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Beat South tomorrow and we can all celebrate with an ice cold beverage on Sunday.
Good job, Troy citizens.
#SouthHateWeek
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In Troy, we don't say, "I love you." We say, "Porch?" and i think that's beautiful.
In Boone, we don’t say, “I love you”. We say, “I have an extra jacket in the car you can borrow” and I think that’s beautiful.
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Four years ago today, Troy lost to Abilene Christian.
Since then, we have been ranked, had back-to-back 10 win seasons, won a conference title and beat LSU.
Thank you,
@CoachBrownTROY
.
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The sun came up today Trojans.
We will be just fine. See you soon Sumrall.
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Hey
@LSUfootball
,
You are welcome for the buttkicking a few years back. We lit a fire under Coach O and your program.
Sincerely,
TMTDM
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Reports of a large group of clowns on South Alabama campus are accurate.
Don't worry though... they are harmless.
#SouthHateWeek
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Stopped in Mobile on way home. My Troy shirt got some strange looks.
They don't know what a winner looks like.
#SouthHateWeekAndAHalf
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Our offensive coordinator went to South.
Guess he was tired of winning, conference titles, bowl games and national rankings.
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Under Neal Brown, Troy is 29-0 when scoring more points than the other team.
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Hey, wanna know something?
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South sucks.
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Neal Brown is our toy.
Go back to your hillbilly sandbox WVU and play with a corn cob pipe.
You can't have him.
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Hey Auburn fans,
There's still time to jump on the Troy bandwagon.
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Troy folks, let
@CoachBrownTROY
know we love him and don't want him to leave!
We are on the verge of something truly special coach! See it through!
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Y'all remember that LSU news guy douch looking for Troy fans? I found a couple..
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South Alabama's practice facility collapsed.
However, don't let this distract you from the fact they blew a 14-0 lead on Troy last year.
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Prior to the new year let's all take a moment to think about those less fortunate than us...like South and UAB fans.
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Best part about hiring a guy named Chip?
Potentially hiring a DC named Dale.
Chippendales.
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@xfl2020
announcers just compared Brandon Silvers to Patrick Mahomes.
That's high praise for the Chiefs QB.
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Neal. Harmon. Brown.
Thanksgiving is a week away, and at the top of the list of things we’re thankful for is the supportive, caring community here at TROY. What are you thankful for about our university?
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Reminder kids...you can't drink all day if you don't start now.
Get up. It's game day.
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This stadium pulls for teams that have the guts to put my boys on the schedule.
Go Tigers.
#ALLIN
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Gulf Coast and Dothan Trojans,
We are praying for you, but know you will kick Michael's butt.
We will return the favor to you on Saturday in Virginia.
Stay safe friends.
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The sun came up today. I have Crowe's on my coffee table.
Everything is gonna be ok.
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10: the number of days till kickoff
10: the number of wins in 2016
Also, South sucks.
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Don't look at the eclipse without glasses...unless you are a South fan.
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RT and like to show
@CoachJonSumrall
how much we love him!
We are doing special things and want him to guide our program and young men!
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South, we'll stop and visit on our way to the New Orleans Bowl.
We'll show you our
@SunBelt
championship rings.
#SouthHateWeek
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You can return favors by hitting dingers come February.
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We were supposed to open with a SWAC team. Auburn was supposed to open with a SWAC team.
SWAC cancelled football.
Make it happen,
@brentjones4
&
@AGreeneIV
!
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Proud the boys get to go to DG Bowl.
The city of Mobile deserves to see what quality football is.
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Dear Uncle Jack,
On behalf of all Trojans, I hereby request the cancellation of afternoon classes on Thursday.
We need all students loud, rowdy and energized for 4 quarters. Bio lab can wait one day.
Thanks!
VMS
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I'm packing on a little extra weight soon. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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You think that was athleticism?
You should this guy in the BootyDome at
@FrontPorchTroy
.
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Locked. Dead bolted. Chained. Duct taped. Glued. Zip tied.
No no no no no no!!!
@CoachBrownTROY
don’t go dad!!!
@HomeOfTroyFB
lock your doors dont let him leave the office
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No.
We have an off week the week before. This is year it's
#SouthHateWeekAndAHalf
.
Am I the only one bummed about
#SouthHateWeek
getting cut in half by a Wednesday night game or no?
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