@yoimnotsecond :O

@Mone454501 Play Katawa Shoujo, dude.

@DalasReview Ya sabía yo que necesitaba a Dalasito Anime en mi vida.

@mf_tomb @Mone454501 And the ultimate power move: A group selfie of him, his IRL GF and the dakimakura of his oshi in a fancy restaurant.

@KGhazir Plot twist: Not only the shirt gets cut, Ollie too is cut by the scissors.

@_Andri_uwu Yo soy de la tercera opción

@raorapanthera

@ourokronii @raorapanthera Oh no, the existential dread kicks again.

@rjseka7758 Wouldn't Kronii be Pegasus or Marik? Pretty good, though.

@ModorenaiMe Alright, who took a picture of me? I was chilling between private classes because I'm getting used to returning to work.

@keenbiscuit I drop a Minecraft Pickaxe so they fight each other for it while I escape.

@raorapanthera I've been unemployed until recently so I'll work that day.

@naoillus I remember being a somewhat functional human being while in college. I felt like I could go wherever to do whatever I wanted to do. Now, I'm just trying to make a living. I want to be a fully functional adult.

@Mone454501 How do you pay your bills? I want to know how to make my living.

@Mone454501 Don't worry, brother, we already have a woman in our lives.

@CulturaHorny Tremenda anaconda, ella no va a sentir sus piernas por días.

@gigimurin Coward

@Mone454501 And there's still 7,999,258 women remaining, get blocked by them so there's only one woman in your life. The only one that matters.

@shitpost_2077 🍍

@Healthy1098 You traitor, I thought you were gonna hang out with us in the Failure Club.