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Call me crazy, we can both be insane. 💛

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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Sisi I would be silent if I were you, uyamazi umuntu wakho akanasmilo.
@I_Kimberraxie
Lerato Moremi🤍
1 year
Eh
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Lwena keep some tightness for your husband, musa ukuphana kangaka. Nciphisa.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Omg you actually had the guts (lol) to respond?? I don’t know you well, but him? His mom’s health? While you’re in PTA siyaduduza thina ngapha. You think I’m coming at you but really, have a chat with y(our) man 😘
@Audriinah_
samgyeopsal
1 year
Ha.a nna skang phaphela. You don't even know me from a bar of soap. Ska gafisa ke marete a wa jang pls 🤚🏽
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
I said this years ago
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Don’t lie you’re also speaking from experience. That poor girl bought you a watch you had beeen wanting for your birthday, wafika lana wathi you bought it. All while two-timing her. Ey uyinja Chilli Bite!
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Nhlanhla please, I know you very well. I also know that you do love Audrey, so I won’t get into more. Just stop the cheating and tell her the truth. Umenza is’Lima in front of all these people. Please, ziphathe kahle.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
That’s exactly what happened!! Wena le dichomi tsa hao le difebe!! Since 2020 you’ve been cheating on the poor girl, all those flowers were apologises!! I’m glad she finally left you!! That’s probably why Nolu left you as well!!!
@AbSoLut_OG
Mr Worst Behavior 💎
1 year
Yoh Modimo You guys will turn anything upside down for the benefit of retweets
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Don’t act like you care now! You didn’t care while you had me sucking on your dick! And I KNOW I wasn’t the only one!!
@AbSoLut_OG
Mr Worst Behavior 💎
1 year
My thing is, she brought something up that is now a topic of discussion for strangers that are just gonna laugh behind her back and sympathise infront of her face. What has happened has happened and bringing it to strangers won’t make her feel better about it
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Please take that advice too baby, soon lonke iTheku lizokwazi unqunu at the speed you’re going.
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Speed Point Ngcobo
1 year
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Audrii my darling, please sit this one down lala. Surely you aren’t delusional enough to think that Tshepo has been faithful to YOU all these years??
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
@Kaaavin_ Have you seen that man taking any water? Ke di shots le red bull fela I wasn’t about to swallow 🤢
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
@Mcloopz_ No. Only those who shouldn’t be talking
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Sisi please, you did boys, dads and uncles who were on the same diet during your braam days. Didimala.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@danielmarvern I follow back 💛
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Weirdo than your dick pics/vids you post here getting no interaction? Tony, please.
@TonyMarcian0
Big Drip Tony Maciano 🍥
1 year
Weird flex 🥴
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@dineonono So Thembisa died to become a dishwasher? 😂
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Nope not everyone, just the ones who shouldn’t be laughing because they’re in the same boat
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Anyway y’all take care of yourselves, and each other. Love and light 💛
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
@KatlegoMaseng1 Abo “Sbwl” and “can I ask you for a favour”
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
They’ll probably block me too, they hate being reminded that he’s a cheater but he still cheats and she stays 😭😭😭
@nguDinini_02
A gift of gab✨️
1 year
@Chu_JustChu @Hlaloomi Kokoleo's girlfriend 🤣😂 Mna her boyfriend blocked me andazi moba kwakusukele entweni
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
They can comment now. I’m not saying anything anymore.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Please ausi nna wa mbora, take your horse shaped face out of my mentions. O vuil hampe wena!!
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@danielmarvern @barbie__barbz Follow me too, I follow back 💛
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@DrMkhize4 Indoda eqotho offers to do so without being asked.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@___kweenin Elaine, You're The One 💛
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Damn, you swallowed?? Did he spit in your mouth too? This nigga 😂😂😂
@cherrrryyy_bomb
Big Tasty 🍉
1 year
Battery acid tasting ass cum 😭😭😭.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Oh snap you found it!!!!! Ngasho!!!
@zulu_guy
🧍‍♂️
1 year
You’ve been at it 😭😭✋
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
@AbSoLut_OG But apparently staying faithful is 🥴
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
🌚
@Lisa_mnaka
Lisa.
1 year
@Tella_babe1 @__Tshepo This is common knowledge I thought that everyone knew this 🙃🤣
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
Good morning 💛 #FetchYourBody2020
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
“Women are so brave” Nonyoko, does your father have a six pack?
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
Everything is so firm 😍
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Never do it!!!
@Kutlwano001
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1 year
Yep. Dating a Twitter person <<<<
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
@_MveloMakhanya Your post break up glow is one for the books 😍
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
I know a few people who do this.
@MprueDie
bhut’ omdala
4 years
My biggest fear is dating someone that posts me everywhere but cheats like there’s no tomorrow. Now that is a different kind of humiliation that I don’t want
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Are you looking for a second wife by any chance? 🙂
@ClintOnTheBrink
Clint Brink
1 year
Day starts at 3:30. I wake up, make my wife coffee , prep & pack her food for her day at work. She feeds Arielle round 4am & pumps milk before leaving the house by 4:30 to get to work 5:15. Baby wakes up at round 6am again.I fed & changed her, now for a nap before work. #DadLife
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
YOU KNOW YOU DID!!! Shut up!!!!
@AbSoLut_OG
Mr Worst Behavior 💎
1 year
@Mapholobzz Ugh man my ex is just tweeting things that are shocking Just never thought I’d be seeing her say such but it is what it is I fucked up so I’ll take it to the chin & mize
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Exactly my sister
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
I didn’t notice 😂😂😂
@gcinilem_
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1 year
@Hlaloomi Literally at 10 past 4 😭
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Ngicela ukuzoyibona
@_Bonga
Bonga
1 year
Being able to choose which bathroom I wanna use out of the 3 I got is a blessing I don’t take lightly
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
I don't sure about that
@UnDEANiable
Dean
4 years
Fact?
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Yisifebe sendoda
@iits_Bonginkosi
ushuni wenkabi. 🍷
1 year
😭😭😭 niyazi ukuthi umuntu onjani onganaso is'milo?? 😭😭
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
@akaworldwide @thendo_suffo She grew hair and her career bloomed
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
@___Ayola The thick girl is who she was cheating on 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
She knows that I’m right!!!
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Believable. Plus we’ve seen him in action before
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
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@Tella_babe1
Christella Nziza
1 year
@__Tshepo You should relax before we address how you’re cheating on your girl.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
@DeezyStark Your friend is just rude!
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Nolu Ledwaba
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@TakaTina1 #TakaTina Also following everyone back. 💛
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
Neither is sleeping with married men but you don’t hear us saying anything about your ways.
@ZeeRight
Speed Point Ngcobo
4 years
Smoking cigarettes is not cute man 😭
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@TylerNeshNattie @loggic_sa The only thing you'll do is waste her time
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Oh I’m focused 😍
@RealKhalilU
Khalil Underwood
1 year
Focused
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
Last time I shot my shot I got blue ticked. Never again 💔
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
@rugrat_luu @Kokoleo_zn Wazi kahle, Yikho kungekho ophikayo.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@barbie__barbz They must also stop stressing us when we date older guys
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
While we're on the topic of ghosting ...
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
But this episode of #traditionalwedding was disappointing. #KFCWedding
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
@VinnyAsap @Lynds_28 @AbSoLut_OG He needs to stop acting like a great boyfriend while still doing nonsense on the side
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
2 years
My boyfriend is so sweet 😍
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
There's hardly a difference
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@uShamase A cigarette
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
I hate going out without my man. I need this vacancy filled
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
You’re a fucken loser, arsehole!
@thabiso_sepeng
"The Process"
1 year
Yesterday I called this other young intern girl “fucken idiot” and she cried like a baby. Today girl didn’t come to work and everyone says I’m the reason she didn’t pitch.🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Sensitive people ba tena.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@__hazelr Don't. Enjoy both benefits. Once you upgrade a man things change.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
😂😂😂
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@ZamaarK I follow back 💛
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
@Vavaneee_v @its_tiidoo I can believe that
@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
Believable. Plus we’ve seen him in action before
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
@Mjitha Yena enje? Let me keep quiet 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
It's really so simple.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
@Tilly_Tetelo Nathi sibulela uba you follow back 💛
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
Imagine finding out you aren't sexually compatible when you're already in the relationship
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
There is honestly no need.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
My friend is dating our friend's boyfriend. Should I tell her?
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@IamIvan_Dude A partner who is comfortable with not hearing from me at least once every 24 hours is definitely not the one for me. I guess we're all different
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@IamIvan_Dude We don't have to talk all day, but if you can go to bed without checking in ... Surely it isn't that difficult?
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
Spoke to my crush all day today 😍
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
1 year
@mathubi @HectorBembe Never mind her, you look like my future 😍
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
You can come to my body party
@_Bonga
Bonga
4 years
So no one has a party worth attending tonight? ☹️
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
2 years
I’d actually love a plate like this rn 😍
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@___kweenin Chicken Licken is nothing but salt. Come on.
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
4 years
I could lick your lips 😍
@cnehshuga
Sinethemba.
4 years
Good morning boLove ♥️
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
I really thought I had found someone. 💔
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@sindivanzyl Now I know how to get on your good side 😅
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
Every time I see this man's face I just want to sit on it
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
😂😂😂
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
@tryzamo @TheNextKago @__Dannydrey Lmaooo what hun? This story sounds interesting 😂
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
5 years
😂
@yonga_majay
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
5 years
Ngubani lo wathi okes that gym only upper body look like Uteruses 😂
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@Hlaloomi
Lulu
8 months
I neeed this swimsuit, that illusion 😍😍😍
@BiKeR626
iCherry 2.0
8 months
Poolside Days Are Back 🦚
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