Matthew Patel!
@HisPreciousLife
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(Not associated with Brian Lee O’Malley )| main: @zensationalkid
16/nsfw DNI
Joined March 2023
I WAS DREAMING ABOUT A GIRL WITH GREEN HAIR THROUGH THIS ENTIRE WEEK AND I JUST SAW THE EXACT GIRL FROM MY DREAMS AT THE STORE. AM I FUCKING LOSING IT???? .AM I BECOMING SCOTT PILGRIM IRL??????????
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//this was 10 years ago. This genocide has been happening for decades not just recently . Free Palestine 🇵🇸.
#BoycottIsrael for the #MartyrsOfGaza. Let's do it for them. #GazaUnderAttack #PrayForGaza
http://t.co/YZ66ltTEDh.
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People were doing this type of stuff back in 2011 with a Kinect, This is not that impressive
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This Pie said one piece was MID so I fucked it W or W?😂😂😂
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I JUST SAW HER AT THE LIBRARY AND SHE WENT UP TO ME ASKED ME WHAT TYPE OF BOOKS I LIKED AND SHE ALSO GOES TO MY SCHOOL.THIS CANT BE MY FATE.THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM GOING INSANE
I WAS DREAMING ABOUT A GIRL WITH GREEN HAIR THROUGH THIS ENTIRE WEEK AND I JUST SAW THE EXACT GIRL FROM MY DREAMS AT THE STORE. AM I FUCKING LOSING IT???? .AM I BECOMING SCOTT PILGRIM IRL??????????
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@undeadkid08 I’m not gonna go up to a bad bitch and say to her “hey, do you know that banjo Kazooie originally started out as a RPG before slowly transitioning into an open world platformer?”.
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//THEY are not just numbers. THEY are not simply just faceless casualties, THEY have NAMES. THESE were CHILDREN, PEOPLE, who had their entire future and LIVES taken away from them for NO reason. #FreePalestine #Ceasefire_In_Gaza 🇵🇸.
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"Hey. you know sonic the hedgehog?". “I want you”. "What?”
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Also, please don’t post the actual Bowser farting are incredibly gassy gifs, I’m only 14 I don’t need to see that shit.
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Me when i’m holding up my newborn and my wife asked me what to name it:
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Ramona:*farts* heh… that was a pretty big one!. Me asf:
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@chazz_manjoume Chazz I can give you money if your rent is due You don’t have to keep doing this.
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WHAT THE FUCK HER NAME IS KIMBERLY?!??????????????????!!!!!!?!?.
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Heh….how I felt when I spent five nights at Freddy’s.
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Her: you better be a shit quality leaked version of the Fnaf movie trailer if you think we fucking. Me:
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“I love chubby girls” mfs when they see stretch marks
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matpat game theory: hello internet welcome to game theory. how BIG is my GYATT?
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@Silly_stickfigu Wallace is MINE mobile doesn’t deserve HIM I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I.
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Wallace made me feel like a girl and I liked it.
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@Codycar38772937 Hey master, remember when you trained me from a nobody into the world martial arts champion and helped get rid of my gatcha game addiction????!???.
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LIVE AND LEARN, HANGIN ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW
Wait. I can’t believe they made hedgehogs out of me and pilgrim. IM SUEING.
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Ramona, I’m gonna have to reject your offer to ‘sniff your armpits like a good boy’
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Me when I’m in an elevator with android 18 and she farts
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I can’t stop… I must release my faz goo!
/Spoilers obviously .You've seen the FNAF movie? Prove it by quoting it. I'll start. "We. Want. Abby."
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ALSO I’M NOT A SOUTH PARK FAN I FUCKING HATE SOUTH PARK FANS!
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wait til you see mine next week my school’s lunch makes people jealous . (and we have dessert)
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I think if I answered, the other one will kill me.
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This bitch lives in a gated community and gets $500 per week from her dad.
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Gideon called me a faggot.
I decided to grow out my hair and I think I look pretty good!
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“Gonna go out on a date later, do you think this shirt will impress her?”
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“every time a new Ramona account is made I have to fight seven 7 more evil exes”
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I got this in my mail today I think I might disown her.
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@SimcicLina Sorry I don’t have any! All I do is stare at blank walls all day while scratching my head!
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This is so fucking adorable. Just look at Tweek he’s just a little hobgoblin✨💖
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I brought you in today to discuss business expenses…
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“YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“Gonna go out on a date later, do you think this shirt will impress her?”
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I downloaded this app called “Reddit” on Bonnie’s phone and when I came back to the pizzeria he looked like this
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Fuck off you little immature cunt and don’t use my fucking layout.
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WHAT THE HELL
Guys I’m making spaghetti.
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Foxy seeing the security guard with the Freddy mask on:.
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You WHAT….
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I need a girl to force me to sniff her armpits until I become so addicted she becomes my inhaler.
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I found this photo on Abby’s phone who is this guy? Is it some kind of demonic creature? Should I be worried?
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