I got fired. There are a lot of plans to move into a new place on August 1st. Need $900 for first months rent.
I don’t want to open more c0mms but if I have to, I will.
If you have any, ANY spare change or anything to help me and my husband. There’s links to send in the reply
i'm gonna-
FLBLBLBLFLBLFBLFBLPLFPLRFPLRFPLRPFLPLFPBLBBFPLVPFLBPLFLBPPLBPLVFVFBVBVVLVLVLVVBPLFBLPFFOFOFNRFRFLBLFPBLVBLFOOOOOOOOOOLLRLPRLFBFBFRFBVFFVBFVFNFNRFNRNFNRNRTT~!
better out than in
Listen, I like the idea of like… overtly gassy, extremely shy nerds
Just a college classmate that’s trying to make sure they DON’T make the massive classroom a hazard.
You can visibly see them sweating, squirming in their seat as they let several nose crinkling farts fly
finally got inspiration to write just like pure bloated gassy fun.
Not the “oh~… I’m so bloated, come here and get a whiff” sorta thing
The “Oh fu- PLLLPLBPBLLbblplpBLPLFffnllrrplplrrt holy FLFLPLBBblvllvlbbplBBLPVLFFRT this ain’t- PLLLllplplpflflbbpbplblbrrt stopping soon”
I know I shouldn’t be complaining about the weather
but this shit got me sweating more than when I’m just naturally drumming.
I’m literally a musk-fetishists’ dream right now
Support your artists. Support your writers. Support your audio producers.
Stay genuine, practice your craft without cheating.
It’s hard, but hard work pays off.
oh wait nvm y’all are here for farts
sex is great but have you ever had like a super mega explosive fart that felt ever so relieving, tickles ya prostate and just leaves you literally laid out on the floor?
yeah me too
My fat asscheeks are RUBBIN against each other and I’m gettin SWEATY.
Sure would be nice to get someone between them.
Also hope ya don’t mind a nice long ten hour shift with a lunch that’ll CERTAINLY make me gassy
The blue jay barged through the doors with a rather distended belly. Aching and bubbling. “Ugh... this ain’t gonna smell right-“
BPLPBLLPLBPLBLVVVFFFVFVRRRRNNTT
“Ohhh fuck, that’s it~...” One good sniff and he’d pinch his nostrils.
“Oh god that’s awful on even on my terms!”
As a drummer, I tend to get really amped up and sweaty. I usually eat before hand and try to have energy for a 30-45 min set
Wouldn’t it be interesting to have one of you as my stool? listen, you get all up close and personal, dealing with my swamp ass, as I unleash horrid farts
something something horny about fart something something
OH YOU, YOU’RE HORNY ABOUT FARTS??
WELL DAMN SHOULDA SAID SOMETHING EARLIER
*bird ass coming in as a projectile and the target is your face*
god damn it I can’t stop farting right now.
Woke up 40 mins ago due to my incessant rampant thoughts of hippo ladies ripping MAD farts
only then to *just* realize that I’ve been nonstop letting warm rumblers out for the last 30mins… and my stomach is still bubbling
CW// fart kink gone wrong
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Well... one of my booty short underwear is now *ruined.* One good hour and a half recording session and I have FUCKED UP. Luckily, all of the recording for my plague maid is all done. Now it’s just putting it together.
Oh what was that? You wanted to ‘cuddle’ up against me?
Well alright, I will give you a fair warning though. Whatever you put in our dinner is not agreeing with me and I’m ready to let out a stream of noxious gas.
Cum too early and you’ll be my fart rag~
Honestly one of my favorite ideas about the fart fetish is the unaware factor
Have someone much bigger than the average size just plop all their weight on top of your body, being squished up against it, them exhausting and fumigating the seat, fully knowing no one is around~
Mechanics who don’t give a fuck about how they smell or whenever they rip ass
Bessie! That one rhino gal I wrote about.
Car smells like ass? Probably her!
Can’t afford a way to pay? She’s got one perfect for ya!
Newbie to the shop? Don’t walk behind her when she’s bent over~
@MojoYote
I think it’s just due to history. Cause AC was part of an earlier generations and is *kinda* historic to Pittsburgh. While here in Chicago, there’s all of a sudden “WHERE DO THESE FURRY PEOPLE COME FROM OH GOD OH LORD”
As a Chicago resident, people mainly find it weird with -