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They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue but my legs were too long | fantasy video games and books | he/him
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Do not invite me over to Netflix and chill and then put on an interesting movie that I’ve never seen before. Your dick is not as good as a good story. I will not pay attention to you. Just ask the guy who tried to play Arrival while I was over.
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She’s interviewing Lightning McQueen I just know it
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Both my past two dates the guys have been super negative! Like tonight the guy asked me what shows and books I liked and I told him and explained why I loved them so much and then he spent ten minutes telling me why he thought they were bad. Like wtf? Why would you do that?
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Feeling very honored that my hot friend told me he was going to bed and then a little while later he was liking tweets from my alt while j*rking off before bed 😌
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It’s incredible what getting these new glasses has done for my self image
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Got a haircut and thank god because I was getting too shaggy for my tastes
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I’m about to be horny on main:
I do not have the best ass in the world but seeing it in a jock makes me feel hot even if I can’t take the best pic in it
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Starting off pride month with a new shirt that gets the right message across
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I left because he kept trying to get handsy and I was trying to watch Amy Adam’s act her ass off. However, I’m happy to announce now that I am finally getting to sit down and watch the movie all the way through
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I’ve been liking some more nsfw stuff here recently so I’m sorry if that’s been showing up unwanted on your timeline but it’s my birthday so I’m allowed to act up a bit
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Oh you’re a hairy, handsome cub? Guess I’ll just fall helplessly in love with you and get flustered every time we hang out
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I just got surprised with a promotion and a raise and shares in my company 🥹🥹🥹
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Found an ungodly hot guy who is into all the same things as me who has invited me out on a date 🥰
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Went out last night and got asked on dates by two separate men so I’m feeling on top of the world right now
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Is he hot or is he just a man in his thirties/forties with a hairy chest and a nice beard?
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If liking hairy chested men is sick then call a doctor because I’m unwell
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Oh you have a hairy chest? 😍 And you’re not showing me? 😒 And you’re not letting me cuddle up with it? 😡
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I got the job and accepted today!!! 🥹🥹🥹
They responded like 40 minutes after my interview ended saying they want me back for a final round of interviews next week! I’m trying not to get my hopes up too much but I’m excited! Keep me and your thoughts and prayers please! 😄
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I won magic last night with friends so I get to keep the trophy until next week!
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It seems like we are talking about height on twitter today so it seems like a good time to remind you I’m 6’5” and single and hot
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Defending my thesis today. Questions are not allowed. Only compliments.
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Cool just my littlest brother making fun of me for all the things I’m insecure about, having been unemployed after 6 years in school, living with my parents at 24, etc. and on top of it all being homophobic and calling me a queer in a hateful way
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I love saying “No I’m gay” to people at work about silly things. Like my boss asked if I drank beer and I replied with that and the small moment of fear in his eyes before we laughed about it always let’s me know I have the upper hand
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I didn’t get to walk at my undergraduate commencement due to Covid so that makes getting my master’s all the more special!
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You all know Chappell Roan from her music. I know her from this tiktok. We are not the same
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It’s
#LGBTQSTEMDay
and while I see lots of science, technology, and engineering individuals on this hashtag I see very few math ones so I wanted to say hi.
I’m Josh and I’m a gay mathematics graduate student studying topology
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I did a little craft at work and made a leather luggage tag that’s super cute
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I think couples that have two tvs in their living room so that they can play single-player games together at the same time are really hot
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I’m seated to watch Bros and there is only one other person in the theater. The sexual tension between us is palpable at the moment
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@lilchurropdx
This clip always makes me cry because that poor boy is being put through so much
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It’s a biblical allegory to the burning of the bush to represent gods presence on Earth and communication with mankind. As there is no bush here (twink), Sivan is stating that god’s presence is absence here. In this essay, I will…
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@loskylp
Oh yeah there definitely will not be a second date. Being negative/complaining a lot is very unattractive to me
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So the back up back up guy is doing the sports on the news and I said aloud “oh I know him” then my parents asked “how?” I couldn’t just say oh I fucked him so I just kind of said “oh from around town” 😅
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The trainer The Pokémon
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Ten years ago I was very tragically a teen so I will not be participating in this trend but here’s a pic of me this year regardless
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Interview in 30 minutes for a job I want and I’m getting kind of nervous 😅
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If the new Pokémon games can be fundamentally flawed and still absolutely incredible than so can I
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Listen if you post any pic of you to your circle I’m gonna like it whether it’s a nude or not. I’m just excited to be in your circle 🥹
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My resolution is to take at least one selfie everyday to so I have more and better pictures of myself because currently I have almost none so here’s today’s (don’t worry I won’t be posting most of them lol)
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Instead of playing the Harry Potter game you could play Bayonetta and be a hot witch with more sex appeal and camp than anything that the other game could even start to offer
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There are two types of gays: those who have fucked a pumpkin and those who have not
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Got on the floor to take pictures with the kitty and realized that we’re both cuties
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They responded like 40 minutes after my interview ended saying they want me back for a final round of interviews next week! I’m trying not to get my hopes up too much but I’m excited! Keep me and your thoughts and prayers please! 😄
Next round of interviews for this job starts tomorrow so wish me luck!
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Having to put on clothes to meet the pizza man at the door <<<
I’m too lazy for this today
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Coming out as a person who regularly gets confused between Providence, Rhode Island and Provincetown, Massachusetts. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time 😔
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I passed my defense but compliments are still welcome (as are questions now)
Defending my thesis today. Questions are not allowed. Only compliments.
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