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@HerrSpark
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Celtic, Celtic. Thats the team for me.
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1 year
Lovely food at Ibrox before KO. Had a nice conversation with a guy called William about the Vatican running the SFA. Just about to take my seat.
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Mental.
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@HerrSpark
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This is the content I’m here for.
@marinosuke_yfm5
マリノスケ【こうしき】
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あああぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ‼️ #フーピー くん いたぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ✨ ♫🐥🐥🐕🐥♫ #fmarinos #CelticFC @CelticFCJPN #日産スタジアム
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£6,500,000 5 Year deal.
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‘Rangers’ have sold broxy bear to glasgow zoo for an undisclosed fee, their new mascot will be a giant cheque which will be called the bouncy bouncy.
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@HerrSpark
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1 year
My take on Brendan Rodgers. He is a rat bastard. The end.
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@HerrSpark
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@ShaunLFC9 @SkySportsNews Their* it’s your language mate.
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@HerrSpark
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8 months
The boo at the end of the match was absolutely disgusting. There seems to be a large section of fans that need to get a grip.
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@HerrSpark
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1 year
Kent off to Fenerbahçe for fuck all. Wages for 5 years £7.8 million Fee £6.5 million. £14.3 million for 5 years 140 games 28 goals. Leaves Rangers hated. Shitebag :)
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@HerrSpark
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10 months
@ShaunLFC9 @SkySportsNews You missed the full stop at the end of your sentence.
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1 year
The March to Hampden
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@HerrSpark
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1 year
Can anyone source me a media clip of anyone at Celtic mentioning buying a goalkeeper or left back? You realise this was “ITK” chat? Idle fan media etc.? Sick of our own fans berating the club for not signing made up rumours created by our own fans. Time to get a grip.
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1 year
It should be freely known that the fans of ‘Rangers’ are buying season tickets to pay for court costs.
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@HerrSpark
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8 months
Welsh to Scales to Welsh to Scales to Welsh to Scales to Welsh to Scales to Welsh to Scales to Welsh to Scales to Bernabei, possession lost.
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@HerrSpark
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1 year
Hail hail @HoopsBar1 on Tenerife. @celticbars great wee pub to watch the game.
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@HerrSpark
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2 years
Out of character you say?
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🔊 LISTEN: “It’s out of character for him”. 🔵 Rangers boss Michael Beale says he hasn’t seen the incident between Craig McPherson and Fran Alonso but says talks are ongoing between the coach, the club and the Scottish FA.
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@HerrSpark
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2 months
For the hard of thinking: Our non executive director does not dictate transfer policy. If you think that Peter Lawwell does, please educate yourself.
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@HerrSpark
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1 year
With the inclusion of Hr. Lagerbielke on a 5 year deal.
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1 year
‘Rangers’ have issued another 7.7 million shares for £1.9 million. Currently there are 450,000,000 ordinary shares issued.
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@HerrSpark
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Why is Graeme Sourness all over the press all of a sudden?
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1 year
Lovely toilets. Loads of bears up in the other one for a drink before KO.
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@PaulMcG2023 I know, I only wrote it 5 mins ago!
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@HerrSpark
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10 months
Mind the Glasgow airport attack. Never felt the need to go out and tan the city or polis after.
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@HerrSpark
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1 year
Right intae this mob tomorrow. Straight for the throat Celtic. No mercy.
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@HerrSpark
Herr Spark
2 years
The only Catholic that scored in the cup final was Morellos. You lot really need to move on from 1690.
@gmc1972
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Fuck Catholics
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@HerrSpark
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Hands up if you had been to paradise before August 1998. 🙌
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Can’t believe how accurate this was!!
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1 year
£11.4 million invested into the team on 5 solid 20-22 year old players who have high potential. All on 5 year deals. Iwata on a permanent transfer for £830K. More incoming? 👀🇨🇭🇭🇷🇳🇱
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@HerrSpark
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551 worldwide Celtic supporters clubs. A support like no other. Massive thanks to @celticbars for making and maintaining the list.
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1 year
Todd Can’t Well season 23/24 - 0 goals. 0 assists.
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1 year
Northern Harris. Blue water & white sands. Nothing around for 40 miles.
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1 year
Stein, O’Neill, Rodgers, Lennon, Postecoglou?
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@HerrSpark
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1 year
Raisin a good question. I’ve heard his wages are paid by the Sultana of Brunei.
@RfcGfr08
GILL F REILLY 55❤️🤍💙
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@carsonritchie__ When does cantwell currant deal end ?
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Official media partner of “ @RangersFC ” Dignity personified.
@JoeBhoy16
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Them sweet Hun Tears just keep on flowin‘ don‘t they? GIRFUYeez
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1 year
This genuinely has me in tears laughing.
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1 year
A glorious 23 years.
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1 year
Wear the hoops on Sunday!
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@HerrSpark
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2 years
@Celtic1967_com Roland Rogers said he was a Celtic man and left before 10 in a row to make him one of the all time greats. He is a liar and only cares about money, which he already has enough of to make him comfortable for the rest of his life. Sold his soul. Not welcome back at celtic.
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1 year
White smoke imminent.
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If Celtic are bidding £7 million for Merlin, that’s a current total spend of £22,230,000. ✅Iwata £830,000 ✅Holm £2,500,000 ✅Tilio £1,500,000 ✅Yang £2,100,000 ✅Kwon £1,000,000 ✅Nawrocki £4,300,000 ⏳Lagerbielke £3,000,000 ⏳Merlin £7,000,000
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2 months
I’m not getting carried away but we are winning the European cup, again.
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9 months
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh THE RANGERS ARE SHITE
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@HerrSpark
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1 year
Siegrist Dede Kobayashi Scales Bernabei Iwata McCarthy Turnbull Forrest Oh Haksa
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1 year
A tale of two tweets.
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8 months
@JBLuvsCeltic Being there myself it felt less. Some turnout during a storm and half the transport network going down. £225 grand is some amount of cash for the Buckie jags.
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1 year
Excellent goal from Berna. Hoops bar rocking. Bring on the filth next week to almost seal the title. 🕺
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1 year
“Aberdeen are back to their old self under Derek” Derek? Who the f**k is Derek? (50 secs in).
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🔊 LISTEN: “It is the reality of Scottish football for some players.” 🔵 Rangers boss Michael Beale says his team’s 2-0 defeat to Aberdeen is an “eye opener” as he calls for his players to be more clinical.
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@HerrSpark
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By far the greatest lyric ever wrote. @theGLC .
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5 months
God bless each and everyone of ye ☘️
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2 months
Asking the non executive director who is not in charge of transfers or money a question like this is akin to me asking my maw to fix the drainage in next doors driveway.
@Geemc90
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Everyone relax I'm on it 🤣🤣🤣... Whilst everyone was looking a selfie with him I hurled at him any chance of spending some fucking money & get Idah in then the rest! Least he came over & said money's there to be used, & Idahs in the plan 😉🍀
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I’m not sure of the answer to this. Across woman’s football, men’s football & youth football have “rangers”won anything?
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When the Rangerses were building Edmiston house, Sharkey, the builder downed tools for 3 months. This was due to Rangerses not paying them. Work only resumed after it was settled.
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@ToddCantwell_10 ONisLy I WoZ fiShING
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@ATLUTD Hashtag greetin’
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With a four leaf clover on my chest.
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@RhebelRhebel @FrenchCSC @ScottishFA Also KC has not refereed another game involving Sevco since the 3-2 match. Why?
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Seen the @nyceltic card in the Sarryheid
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@HerrSpark
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22 trophies in a decade with 5 trebles. 2014/15 🏆🏆 2015/16 🏆 2016/17 🏆🏆🏆 2017/18 🏆🏆🏆 2018/19 🏆🏆🏆 2019/20 🏆🏆🏆 2020/21 ❌ 2021/22 🏆🏆 2022/23 🏆🏆🏆 2023/24 🏆🏆
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If you know your history.
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@You_In_1888 Rangers* have won 1 league title..
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The bold Bertie Auld fae Cumbernauld.
@bertieauldcsc
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Champions again 😏🍀!
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£3,700,000 5 year deal. 🇵🇹
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@FabrizioRomano English not British.
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2 years
Sevco fans are wanting a full rebuild of the squad. Bearing in mind they are under observation by UEFA on FFP. Also with 9 more leaving in the summer they are relegated to looking out for free transfers, which hikes their inflated wages up higher. Let the good times roll!
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Ange’s philosophy is that a player wants to go, let him go as he doesn’t offer 100%. He will know if he wants to go or not after the cup final. If he goes then the board will have targets, if not then we roll on. Whatever happens there will always be Celtic.
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Raskin is the next Matondo.
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Twitter is made for these moments :)
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@BishopCrosasCSC It’s no the first either. The wee rangers club, down the road from the stadium, was shut down in January. Falling demand for sectarian bigotry these days.
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Penalty 93 mins incoming
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1 year
The commentary of this game on BBC Scotland is absolutely atrocious.
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Coldplay are so insufferably shite. Is this the best Glastonbury can do now?
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1 year
Oh dear. 3-1 sheep.
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@STVNews
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Rangers have released a set of dog-friendly football scarves.
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Gary Watson Shearer is still missing. It’s been nearly one month since he arrived in Lanzarote.
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
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Celtic fan Gary Watson Shearer is missing in Lanzarote. He hasn't been since leaving Bar 67 at around 11.30pm over a week ago. We really hope he’s found soon. 🍀🙏
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The EPL has to be the most horrible, tourist, half and half scarf, passion devoid, non entity league in world football. The money has ruined generations of supporters and they are an empty embarrassment of fanbase.
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