Uncle Willie’s Son
@Hereforfoolery2
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I just be minding my business
California
Joined April 2022
I’m bout to start telling people “land your plane” when they’re talking in circles. .
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Shrek is a funny ass movie. That part where him and donkey go to the castle and they listen to that welcome to Duloc intro song cracks me up every time 😂😂.
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Send me $30 for lunch and imma eat lunch & dinner. .
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When dating, why y’all be so quick to cut people off? You know you’re never gonna find anybody perfect right?.
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Im sorry, has Kelis always been this fine?.
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Good news y’all, I got approved for my new apartment 🙌🏽.
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Taking her wine tasting then later imma taste her.
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Who tf is keeping butter pecan ice cream in business?!.
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Idk who needs to hear this but cut out all that impulse buying. .
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Kids eventually figure out who the “ain’t shit” parent is. .
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I hate when I see parents letting their young children walk behind them or get out of arms reach.
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Long distance relationships can work if there’s a timeline for how long the distance is gonna be long. Like let’s turn this 4 hour flight into a 40 minute drive within 2-4months.
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I still haven’t watched this movie. .
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Did y’all use to watch 7th Heaven & Dawson’s Creek back in the day?.
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It sucks when the “glue” of the family passes away. .
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I’m convinced Jersey Mikes got the best sandwiches in the world.
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If we don’t talk daily do you even really like me?.
If you dating, yall gotta talk everyday?.
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This looks crazy as hell!.
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Opening a can of biscuits don’t make yall a lil nervous? Lol.
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Wait Netflix is 22.99 a month now? Let me go cancel this subscription. .
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It’s always “your card payment is due soon” and never “we know times are hard, take this month off”.
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Would it be fat of me to have a slice of pound cake for breakfast? Can I get away with it with a cup of coffee?.
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Ladies what’s the funniest shit a man ever DM’d you? 😂😂😂.
Why would someone dm me “seek God” lmao.
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Idk who needs to hear this but you need to wash your car.
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Ain’t nothing quick bout 20 mins lol.
A quickie is about 20 mins.
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Kids that were B were bad af! Lol.
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Let’s call a spade a spade, some of y’all are terrible people.
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That rose really be taking y’all out in under a minute?? Lol.
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This adulting shit gets easier by 35 right?.
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Aye y’all if you in Compton on the weekend pull up on my brother!! He got the best BBQ in the city!!.
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Can we talk about how underrated peanut butter cookies are. .
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Oxtail.
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I got a movie date with a fine chocolate woman tonight. .
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Porn is not allowed on Spill so y’all might as well stay ya filthy asses on this here bird app and work it out with Elon lol.
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“Don’t have no nigga around my kids”- a nigga that’s never around his kids.
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Y’all ready to admit that OJ taste better with pulp?.
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We fuckin but there’s a situation causing us to not be in a relationship with each other.
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Got his son on the field so he can have a better future 😂😂.
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I know it’s Christmas but gahhdamnnn does everything have to be closed? What if I run outta whip cream or something. .
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I finally get the keys to the apartment I told y’all I got approved for back in March on Thursday 🙌🏽. .
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The man himself.
Open discussion: .What can stop a man from cheating? 🤔.
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As a parent, I don’t ever want my child to be the last to be picked up from anywhere.
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The whole “push gift” thing is still crazy to me lol.
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Why y’all announce when y’all about to take a break from social media? Why not just… go?.
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Unpopular opinion. fresh out the oven, little Caesars pizza can compete with dominos, papa John’s, & Pizza Hut.
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I promise you, you won’t have to force a relationship with anybody that is suppose to be in your life.
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My parents watch my child so I don’t have to pay for child care, I appreciate the hell outta them!.
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This bout the cheapest shit I’ve ever seen lmao.
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Aye y’all remember that movie The Aristocats?.
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How y’all too good for the Cheesecake Factory but knockin back lil Caesar’s crazy puffs by the box?.
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So we arguing about pop tarts today? Cherry is the best flavor and un frosted pop tarts are for crazy people.
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Sagittarius slander will not be tolerated! Either love us or leave us alone!!.
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Why do women be so afraid to shoot they shot?.
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I love sentences that start with “let’s go”. Let’s go for a walk, let’s go for a drive, let’s go get some ice cream, there always good sentences. .
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Anything over $700 for a car note is to much.
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How y’all off ALL DAMN WEEK? I need a job in somebody’s corporate office, I’m jealous.
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Why was y’all scrolling through folks likes in the first place? Lol.
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God blessed me with another trip around the sun!! This is 30!!
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I wanna do an in home wine tasting for somebody’s daughter. Buy like 8 bottles, have some crackers & cheese, light some candles with some r&b playing in the background. That sounds like a good time. .
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