helen (taylor’s version) 📚
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Either talking about publishing, theatre or Taylor Swift. she/her. Constantly looking towards the western skies 💚🩷
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For what it’s worth, I have one of the 150 exclusive hardbacks proofs of The Starless Sea that is probably worth a lot of money (not accounting for the tea stains) but I wouldn’t dream of selling it. The first rule of receiving proofs is to not profit from them
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Imagine turning down Maya Jama the most beautiful woman in the UK because she doesn’t have child size feet
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I would love to know what the commentators from countries other than the UK said at this truly iconic moment
#eurovision
#Eurovision2023
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Radio 1’s Clara Amfo: covered in sequins, getting 10s and living her best life dancing with Slovenia’s most handsome export
Radio 1’s supply teacher Jordan North: throwing up in a Welsh field
#Strictly
#imacelebrity
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Whitney going into Movie Night knowing there’s not a single incriminating clip against her
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Lochan knows his girl is booked and busy and he’s just happy to be a house husband
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Why all this aggro at Kaz and Tyler being exclusive and not bf/gf as though Millie and Liam aren’t doing the exact same thing?
#LoveIsland
#LoveIslandAftersun
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There is nothing you can say to convince me this man isn’t undercover. Not sure yet if he’s a comedian, journalist or in witness protection that went too far
#TheApprentice
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Aaron breaking up with Sharon with his arm around her but not actually looking at her psychotic behaviour
#loveisland
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Harry is sitting across the table from a young disabled woman listening to her earnestly say she wants to use a life changing sum of money to gain control of her life and be an advocate knowing he wants to take it for himself and pay for dinner. I love this show
#thetraitors
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Obsessed with the idea of Princess Anne turning the telly on to check in on her son-in-law and see him doing 90s rap with one of the Loose Women and a Lioness
#ImACeleb
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I saw Curtis ask Amy to be exclusive after a week so I asked Lucie to be exclusive after a week
#LoveIsland
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@mandyekeroth
Jesus Christ: anti-capitalist, hangs out with sex workers, heals the sick, feeds the poor, is quite intense but generally a great guy all round
Abby: no ✨
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RuPaul telling Jonbers to “just be St Patrick” because she doesn’t know anyone Irish
#DragRaceUK
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Curtis realising how lucky he is that the girls were away when he tried to pull this shit
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I hope the VT of Andrea Rippon experiencing the Tower Ballroom was worth sending Krishnan home for
#Strictly
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I have to know what the real beef is between Olivia and Zara because there’s no way they’re fighting over the human embodiment of ready salted crisps
#loveisland
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@JLo
I’m only allowed to leave my house for an hour of exercise and you want me to throw away my possessions on a beach? In a pancetta??
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It was funny the first time, but smuggling spices in your underwear twice to manufacture air time is not the flex Gillian McKeith thinks it is
#ImACeleb
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@eleanordotcomm
The amount of people outraged that a protest mostly led by young people (get a job? It’s almost 9pm hun) happened at a show about a student protest against the government. Who will join in our crusade… 🚩🇫🇷
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Luca is mad because Gemma hugged Billy. The girls are mad at Luca because he encouraged all the boys to disrespect them
#LoveIsland
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@SholaMos1
“Couple decide not to fly for 10 hours to christen their child in a country they don’t live in during a pandemic and climate crisis”
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Never before have a sobbed at a Samba. I would do anything for Hamza, give him the glitter ball now
#Strictly
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Maura is unashamed to be a woman who enjoys sex, Amy left a toxic situation to heal in her own time, Amber chose a fresh start over going back to Mr Gaslight
Season 5 of
#LoveIsland
will be remembered as the year of women knowing their worth and I am here👏🏻for👏🏻it👏🏻
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Okay so on the one hand it’s a relief that the weird man who came in asking my wonderful colleague and I how to rob a bank had some kind of purpose but on the other it’s objectively it’s incredibly uncomfortable knowing customers can film you without your knowledge or consent
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THERE’S BEEN A PROBLEM IN THE UPDATE TO THE WAREHOUSE OPERATING SYSTEM. IT’S COMPANY WIDE WE ARE JUST STARTING TO GET DELIVERIES AGAIN AFTER SIX WEEKS PLEASE BARE WITH US WHILE WE ARE LOW ON STOCK
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Jacques realising he has to fit Adam Collard into his fiat 500 on the way back from the airport
#LoveIsland
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@_ShamGod
One x is standard and friendly. A text with no x where usually there would be a kiss means they are mad. Two (xx) is for friends, family and flirting. You would never double kiss an acquaintance. Triple (xxx) is inner circle only or drunk
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If Penny and/or Bill Weasley aren’t going to be my love interests in this game then honestly what is the point
#HogwartsMystery
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Lucie Jones singing as the special guest act on the
#BGT
final when Simon chose Jedward over her on X Factor. Queen behaviour, we have no choice but to stan
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@EwdatsGROSS
Taylor Swift: it’s hard to be at a party when I feel like an open wound
Also Taylor Swift: hey kids, spelling is fun!
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Why has the baby challenge made Ovie, Tommy and Greg more attractive but made Curtis more of a creep?
#LoveIsland
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I can only aspire to be as petty as Shaun Ryder choosing to team up with Gillian McKeith to try and stop her winning the show
#ImACeleb
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@realDonaldTrump
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@Twitter
I’m pretty sure a threat of war and violence towards a country violates user terms and conditions
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Are we sure that Anna isn’t a pots and pans saleswoman and not a pharmacist? Dead ringer for Belinda Blumenthal
#LoveIsland
@dadwroteaporno
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There’s something very funny about how Luca kept a girl hostage for weeks so he could get 50k and a meet and greet with Michael Owen and he got neither of those things
#LoveIsland
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@SpillerOfTea
I love and adore Tim Tams.
Returning to the UK after living in Australia for three years and these addictive munchies are one of the things I miss the very most.
I’d much prefer the opportunity to live, work and study in 27 countries and pay more for chocolate biscuits
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Children’s publishing girlies allegedly settling in at 9pm tonight to watch a certain alleged person’s alleged downfall
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@jude5456
If I’m not allowed to have my phone in my pocket on a shop floor, the prime minister shouldn’t be able to mess around with his in actual fucking parliament
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Waiting for the Drag Race UK/Taskmaster crossover that we deserve
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Nadine: I don’t want to do this trial
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Imagine telling a pensioner who has been widowed twice that wanting a soft bed after days of hiking with minimal food and water is equivalent to quitting in life
#TemptingFortune
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Making sure your boyfriend doesn’t talk about your sex life when really he’s being wholesome af
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Andrew realising that Harry has voted off every traitor so far and he’s up next
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitorsUK
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#LesMiserables
Unnamed police officer: Sir, we have a bit of a situation with a city-wide revolution on our hands, now is not the time to go looking for your boyfriend
Javert:
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What happened in those 10 years that turned Meg from ballet dancer to trying to drown a child?
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I’m sorry but does Sammy have friends who work at ITV2? Because this can’t be the same bombshell casting team who found Davide
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Faye clearly has so many dysmorphia issues and yet she chose to take it all out on Hugo?
#loveisland
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Solidarity with every bookseller living in fear of a customer asking where their order is
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Tory junior and senior live in so much privilege that they half arse being a catfish and yet STILL believe everyone loves them I just...
#thecircle
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Asking Charity to give pretty but not wanting the girls to show they can do horror?
#DragRaceUK
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To: Gavin Williamson
cc: Dr Jenny Harries
School is a “controlled environment” until lunchtime when 1500 kids swarm towards the canteen.
#schoolreopeninguk
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@OnstageBlog
“We’d stand and stare / we’d speak of love / we’d feel the stars ascending” is just as good as any Shakespeare and I will die on this hill 💚🤎
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Amy living her best life knowing that Maura is now contractually tied to a basic white boy who thinks he makes up his own sex positions
#LoveIsland
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Flying from Sydney to Heathrow by the town half clock, a full state funeral, completely redecorating the office and a company reshuffle in three days - why were Steele’s Pots and Pans not in charge of the vaccine roll out?
#pornoday
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Last week they made pizza, this week they’re making tacos…are the Bake Off producers okay?
#gbbo
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Watching Jordan lose his shit over doing a trial while using all 5 of my votes on him for the next one
#ImACelebrity
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@thinkercoryo
And Coriolanus hates him for presuming he’s so familiar like one of the girlies that he uses Coryo without permission like bro we don’t know each other like that
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Interval of the final show of
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and the atmosphere is INSANE. Corn Nuts sure do know how to applaud a stellar cast
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