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Sioux City, IA
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 months
STATE FUCKING CHAMPSSS 💍
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
Sounds to me like something a runner up would say 🤔
@CometsBarstool
Barstool Comets
5 years
Imitation is flattery, I guess. Is there anything else that you guys can copy from us? @HeelanBarstool trash ass student section
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
Unfortunately the “chosen one” got blown out by 40 last night. Better luck next time @ChayceMontagne1
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
The dancing dean danced his way out of Heelan right into Stacia’s house. Rumor has it someone got kicked out of the wedding for crowd surfing and has to have a zoom meeting with them during their honeymoon.
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
Imagine snowball getting ruined by this guy #dancingdean
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
PRIDE is in the dome
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
No one: Absolutely no one: Lemars kids to their cousins:
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
Gonna tell my kids this is James Charles
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
Him.
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
PSA: Bishop Heelan calls dibs on ALL spring state championships in the case of the season getting cancelled 💍🗣
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 years
Prom 2k19 🤪
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
11 months
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
The face of a man on a “dogshit” ball club that just hit a go ahead 3 rbi triple to beat East for a 7th consecutive time @barstoolraider1 @SCEastBaseball #toa @Terrickthomp
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
Update: we have a new front runner @evan_helvig
@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 years
Early candidate for gayest video of the year😂😂
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
Smile if you’re ready for June 1 :) #snrszn
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
gonna tell my kids this is easton voigt
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
A modern day love story
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 months
Come to Heelan if you want to win, simple as that @BHCS_Athletics @BishopHeelanSch
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
11 months
Your turn to meet the reaper @burg_barstool
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 months
Ggs Heelan Class of 2024 was a great ride❤️
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
8 months
Sorry to bounce you boys in the playoffs… again @SCBarstool2024
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
@CrestonBarstoo1 This aged beautifully
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
Is @WHSBraves01 going to state?
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
Lol surprised you guys didn’t play more ineligible players that game @barstoolraider1
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
Did we hurt your feelings 🥺?
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
Bowser looking mean as ever
@BHCS_Athletics
Bishop Heelan Athletics
5 years
Boys 🏌️ won the CYO tournament by 1 stroke today! @JacksonThomps17 medaled with a 69 and @schiltzy6 was second with a 77. Great job, Crusaders! #RollPride
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 years
S- S- S- Sorry puppy pack #mattisdaddy
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
Spot the difference @BarstoolLemars
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
If the monkey bent over would @JakeLayman3 catch feelings for him too? Also of the year?? Video is from 2015....
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
We received a very late before entry before the new year and have made a unanimous decision because of how extremely gay this video is that it will be the outright winner of Heelan Barstool’s Gayest Video of 2019 @JakeLayman3
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
This you ? @JakeLayman3
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 years
Early candidate for gayest video of the year😂😂
@SBLTrack_XC
SB-L Track and XC
6 years
Didn’t get all the events tweeted out tonight, but girls took 4th as a team and boys squeaked out 1st by one point! We go back to work tomorrow
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
8 months
POV: East’s regular season vs postseason every year @barstoolraider1
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
Introducing our 2019 Most Gay Video Final 4. We had four very gay videos and we think it’ll be a close race to see who claims the gayest video of 2019. Semifinal Polls will be up for two days and the finals soon after to cap off 2019. Thank you guys for all the gay entries.
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 month
Pretty sure this is code for “We lost 21-10 to SBL and I am not good enough to play football in college”
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
10 months
Here is our Christmas List @barstoolraider1 We nominate @BarstoolLuton to show us theirs
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
11 months
4 points 😭😭 @mkhoopa
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
Imagine a highscool kid living rent free in your head. Go to bed Karen
@giffygirl17
Stephanie Gifford
4 years
Case in point. Keep it classy Brayden. A high school kid is direct messaging me.
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 years
Get back to doing what your good at #52 -42 #BullDOGGED
@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 years
You guys are the big DOGS
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
cmon bro... @zac_hamilton7
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
8 months
Swept you again and then took your best player🤣🤣 @stars_barstool
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 months
With the ‘23-‘24 athletic season finally over, it is time to pass the barstool to the class of ‘25. The account is in good hands 🫣
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 years
Do SBL students know there are more stores than The Buckle? Enough with the Rock Revival jeans
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
Daddy Flav teaching his little tiger how to hit
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 months
POV: East with the conference championship on the line #conferencechamps @barstoolraider1
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 years
Is ⁦ @lc_volleyball ⁩ going to state?
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
Just gonna leave this here… @barstoolraider1
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
Only if you say so 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 months
Sweet sweet revenge for Linguini 😌 @BarstoolGilbo
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 month
Moments after louden gives his instagram to what looks to be 12 year olds. #pedo
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
7 months
Senior skip day tmrw if you don’t skip ur gay
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 months
College coaches look away @GracelandFB @BraylonWetjen
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 months
Beautiful view of the 3A/4A state venue. Wish you could join us here @barstoolraider1 @BarstoolLuton
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 months
All my homies hate @KuemperBarstool
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 months
‘25 new management. Always has and always will be fuck SBL. @BarstoolLuton
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
Unfortunately we have to play the gayest team in the state tonight #catchingfeelings #jamescharles
@SUXSports
SUX Sports
5 years
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 months
More like Pancake Consumers! This is pathetic asf
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 years
Let’s get horny
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 years
Vote Heelan!! #HeelanvsTheWorld
@BoysInBoone
FakeIHSAA
6 years
We make up stuff as we go along. Twitter said 50/50 even though Heelan had a few more votes. For a trip to the Championship matchup. Who to you hate most? Sioux City Heelan Hull Western Christian
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 years
Daddy buckling in his son @BarstoolWC_ #0points 😂😂🫵🫵
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 month
I think everyone can agree that @Barstool__West is the worst in the MRAC and it’s not even close
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 months
Let’s get horny
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
11 months
@northstarshoops What the fuck is this 🤣🤣 @stars_barstool
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 months
Talked all that shit and look what happened 😂😂 y’all fucking suck. We still on for BDubs tonight? @barstoolraider1
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 month
Good to see Jepsen and Clayborne in the house for the vball game supporting the crusaders. At least they can see SBL lose in something!
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 month
Has always and will always live in his brothers spotlight
@metrosportstv
MetroSportsTV
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
18 days
Just gonna leave this here. KT is YOUR DADDY #45 -21 #BTA @TheBarstoolCHS
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 years
@BoysInBoone @TheKobeC1 You guys are almost as stupid as the real IHSAA
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
Y’all got a good one @BarstoolSCWHS
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 years
Some post game rituals with @SCEastHoops
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
10 months
@AlBarstool @BarstoolLuton Let’s not forget 7 of your 13 points was via a make a wish touchdown
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 years
Get up, it’s gameday‼️ Join Big Bad Daws and the Crusaders as they take on the Denison Monarchs tonight at 7💪
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
4 months
Good season @stars_barstool
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 years
@SamDeMoss1 you literally took your senior pictures with a rock, stfu
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 months
wtf is this #seniorsunrise
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
5 years
@BarstoolLuton Out like him at home??
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 years
Surprisingly, Alec isn’t the ugliest Dreckman #littledogs @BarstoolLemars
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 years
You guys are the big DOGS
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 months
If your at home get your sorry asses to the game, sorry ass student section. This is pathetic crusaders!!!!
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
3 months
Just like basketball @BarstoolLuton
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
6 years
@SamDeMoss1 u fr look like a snapchat filter
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
11 months
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 years
No it doesn’t, and y’all fucking suck @stars_barstool @carsonstrohbeen
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
2 months
Nice touchdown to a team that hasn’t won in a decade #overrated
@GrimsleyLouden
Louden Grimsley
2 months
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 month
ITS FUCKING GAMEDAY! I better see everyone in fucking attendance today, skip work, skip whatever other bs you got going on and be there! If you’re not a senior please get the fuck out of the front row! #beateast
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
11 days
Holy fuck Boyden Hull is SO fucking bad and we are SO fucking good
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
25 days
WHERE TF DID EVERYONE JUST GO? YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE HOMECOMING GAME AT HALFTIME
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
1 year
Live footage from the game @AlBarstool
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@HeelanBarstool
Barstool Heelan
8 months
We woke up pissed tf off!!
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