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I hope that between now and December our lives change for the better
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Najua by the time napata firstborn watoto wenu watakuwa washaanza kuvuta bangi
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Trying to find my dignity after waving at someone who was waving at the person behind me<<<< 💀😭
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naona ni kama my dating era has come to an end; I'd like to thank those who participated
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cheers to us who finished school without ever dating our coursemates
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leo imefika exactly two years since my uncle took my CV to see what he can do
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killing my ego for the 7473950th time to keep a bond with my fav perso💔
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Yes, najua mimi ni mgeni lakini two slices of bread jameni!!?😭
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Don't text her the day she uploads her pics, traffic iko juu sana hio day
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I'm living proof that a person can survive without good morning & goodnight texts
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Imagine calling your boyfriend "daddy" then he leaves you like your dad did
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mkiwa funky shule ya madem alafu uskie morio akikuita "Kang'ethe" na mlikuwa mmeagree akuite "Mcoast"💔💔
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when you show your mom a pic on your phone and she starts swiping left<<<<
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I hate smoking with paranoid people, what do you mean they're coming!!!?
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Don’t bother inviting me over to your crib if you live on the 8th floor with no elevator
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ukiwa umechill pale sitting room and your mom's on the phone with a relative and says, "ata ako hapa ongea an yeye"<<<<
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kuwa smallwig mtu ata hajuangi kama msee amekufollow ju ya content ama ju anataka follow back
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kila home lazima iwe na that innocent spoon that you dislike for no reason
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Satan touched everything that belonged to Job but left his wife; real recognize real
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naweza spend about 5 minutes reading your two haha emojis(😂😂) zenye mmenitupia pale comment section and still have no idea how to respond<<<
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si ata uingie classes za leo at least ujue hio course yako ni about nini
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I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now I dislike the whole week
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Being in a relationship in this generation is more embarrassing than being a drug addict
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if I can't see you 21 times a week there's no point of us talking
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When your ex say " happy 1 year anniversary " to her new guy and you broke up 5 months ago😭😭
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If I catch my kid sneaking out, I’m just gonna join them; like "what's the move, bruh?!!"
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but math was crazy
TF you mean "prove it's a triangle?!!" look at it my n!gga!!
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hio stori ya jirani kubuy TV anakuuliza kama unataka box ni worse kuliko kutumwa jacket kwa gari
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so kila mtu sai ni w**d smoker but when I when I was smokin nikiwa class 8 I was a bad influence!!
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Such a weird generation that goes out for fresh air then lights a joint 🙄
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wewe uko na bahati you were left heartbroken, some of your fellows waliachiwa watoto
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listening to your mom reveal your darkest secrets to her friends for some adult clout<<<<
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high chances are nothing will happen to that girl who left you because you are broke
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The world so broke you don’t even find random money on the ground anymore
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When your boyfriend tells you he's gonna introduce you to his family and he arrives with 2 kids and a lady>>>>>
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huwa sielewi how drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me
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Instead of unsending your messages stop messaging me to begin with
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ukipitia her health app only to see her heart rate spiked for 2 hours on Friday at 3am😭😭
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Having a brutally honest friend is important, can't have a squad full of yes men
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very soon naona msee akienda house hunting kitu ya kwanza kuuliza ni kama hio apartment iko na back up generator
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that feeling when you see your friends doing good in life>>>>
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don't let a good day distract you from the failure you've become
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when I die just bury me with a fire extinguisher, I already know where I'm going
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When your aunt wants to give you love advice, but shes been married 3 times and divorced 4<<<
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huwa unajua you've got anger issues when you hit the curtain for touching you
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“Do you remember me I used to hold you when you were just a baby”
First of all STFU!!!
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how do you mean eti landlord ameongeza rent ju prices za cement zimepanda!!?
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The internet is a horrible place and I'm here to make it worse
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next generation itakuwa na family structure so fvcked up; kama watoto wangu watukuwa na 0 cousins, 0 uncles and 0 aunts
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POV: it's Monday 7am and the lecturer is already yapping x³ + y³ + z³ = k 😭😭
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Returning from a good trip and realizing it’s just a memory now<<<<
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When she's finally single because of all the “good advice” you provided
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Stop making me cut off my side chics if you ain't gonna act right; they're tired if this back and forth sh!t too!!
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Keep your head up, you’re already ugly and broke; you can’t afford to be negative too
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Don't wake up texting me after you just got fvcked all night🙄
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hao mafresher wanafanyiwa admissions pale campus have no idea that that might be their last day they'll be genuinely happy
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been wondering if celibate means you can't do yourself either
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When you go for that DNA test and find out your wife is also your child💀
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staring at the picture of myself I'm about to post get uglier and uglier 💔
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that extra poverty that hits you a few days before payday isn't a joke
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mazee this can't be the account balance of someone who wants to build generational wealth
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Do they still get stuck in the washing machine before I buy one?🙂
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All of us can't be heading home at 5pm; we have to start going home in groups!
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Salary ya September naona ishaisha na bado tuko September; this month is working overtime to ruin me 😭
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Dentist appointments be so fvcked up
what do you mean if I'm gonna be free at 2:30pm 6 months from now?!
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I think it's so unprofessional for a therapist to ghost someone
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when you're trying to stop you homie from getting into a fight and the other dude says "you better listen your little girlfriend!!"💀💀
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the last time nilikula lunch smartphones zilikuwa zinaitwa touchscreens
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"If you can't support us when we lose, don't support us when we lose again" ~ Ten Hag
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eti only legends can understand; basi go ahead and inbox those damn legends directly bana
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Every time I login I find you guys online, do you even bath??!!!🙄
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Before we date inafaa ujue I'm not posting you even if you are lost
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