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I know each and everyone of you, because I was you #Perkisizing #CampHope
Camp Hope
Joined May 2014
Attention campers lunch has been cancelled today due to a lack of hustle. Deal with it. http://t.co/1nr2HtElcr
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Leave him, he's a straggler. Stragglers must be left to fend for themselves...I was
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Dear Grandma... someone once said, "War is hell." But they've never been to fat camp.
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Perkis caved like the Buffalo Bills in the AFC Championship
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The debate is finished due to a lack of hustle….. deal with it.
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Wake up campers. It's a glorious morning. Today is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet
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Ya I always dump my girlfriend before every summer, gotta play the field.
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Ladies you don’t need to be on the Bachelor to find love. All you need in life is father sky, mother earth, and your dear old Uncle Tony.
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Tony arranged a dance with the girls' camp... so he can humiliate us into losing weight. Pray for me, Grandma. Love, Gerry.
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Perkis caved like the Buffalo Bills in the divisional round.
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Perkis caved like the Buffalo Bills on Monday night football
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Put the fruit trays away the insects will be out soon.
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Wake up campers. It's a glorious morning. Today is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet
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Educated entirely by private tutors my whole life, I’m looking forward to interacting with children for the first time.
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"Well what have we here? Who would like to own up to this treasure trove? Hmm? Who's wonderful candies are these? Oh and look, a deli meat!"
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Now, I have a severly deviated septum, and when I sleep I make a disturbing sound... Don't be alarmed, I am fine.
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