Dutch Oven Dan
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I probably have a Pointer Sisters song stuck in my head right now.
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Green Day is still sounding awesome I don’t care what anyone says.
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Watching all the maga people melting down over Green Day is the best New Year’s Eve present Green Day could give us.
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Finally someone gets it. Fascism appeals to people who believe in bogeymen under every bed and emotionally based perceived threats that the “other” is out to get them. Trying to use logic and reason to appeal to them does nothing because it’s all about what they feel to be true
The fallacy guiding Democrats is that you can beat fascism with logic and facts.
Democrats are great at speaking about and delivering policies. But they fall short in addressing the spiritual and emotional crises enabling fascism.
That must change.
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When you're not sure your wife is voting the way you told her to.
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I was balls deep inside this guy one time and he looked at me and asked if he could call me daddy. I stopped mid thrust and looked him in his eyes and told him I am his daddy.
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In 2019 I went on the Budweiser brewery tour and in their museum is a Pride display. This is nothing new for this company to support 🏳️🌈 people.
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You bitches doing your 2009-2019 pics. Let’s see you try a 1999-2019 pics.
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Couldn’t get a good angle but these new shorts from the Family Dollar are showing off quite a dick print.
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Great point. If you do nothing then other people will always be making your choices for you.
Great to see so much emphasis on VOTING at
#MarchForOurLives
. Without exercising your franchise every year without fail, the great things you’ve achieved will turn to dust. You’re proving that Politics Is A Good Thing.
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It’s an empty gym tonight and the cute boy working the front desk is all by himself.
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It���s 1:06 in the morning. The moment my mom gave birth to me 39 years ago.
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My boy Jakey who has been my best friend for 15 years is at a point where he’s not getting better and I have to make a decision. 😭
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I wonder if I should go full ho on twitter now that there’s only three people left on it and two of them have me on mute. 🤔
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Funny how people who don’t take the virus seriously because they don’t trust science are fleeing from a hurricane because scientists are saying it’s heading towards them.
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It looks so warm!
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My house is creeping me out. So far today my toilet flushed on its own and I just heard a knock on my door and no one is there.
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I’m still in my car hoping the wind doesn’t knock me over.
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So about a year ago a twitter friend passed away from pancreatic cancer. He was a huge fan of trains and whenever I took a train ride I would take a pic of the engine for him. He would know the model and everything about it. I guess I did this tonight out of habit.
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Now that’s a boss!
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Ugh I really wanna get back into the shape I was in back in 2018.
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Am I the only one that uses to go container from Chinese restaurants as my Tupperware?
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